I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
You will live a good life in an oven, you fucking Jew.
Kayden Walker
Obviously not picture related
Anthony Parker
I sense some jealousy.
Typical. I don't expect you people to understand.
And yes, that picture is me. Try not to get too wet.
Luke Evans
>I will live a good life at your expense. Is this a pasta? I don't get it. Are you on welfare too?
Thomas Garcia
Shame about the fucking glasses though. Weak genetics and cucked.
Robert Bailey
>black hair >dark eyes
Hahahahahahaha
Aaron Bell
Silly Hollandar mad that I have better genetics.
Hahaha.
William Clark
You posted this same thread on /r9k/ and there called people jealous as well. What did you mean by this?
Gavin Clark
>three existential crises
Pussy.
William Johnson
Obviously an imposter.
You see, people tend to try to mock those who are better than them.
It's okay, I understand their frustration.
You can't all be as gifted and good looking as me.
Andrew Hernandez
Godspeed, Young Man!
Parker Rogers
Even if you're ironic posting, you are a massive faggot. Stop shitting up Sup Forums with your desperate LARP cry for attention
Justin Hill
"handsome" 6/10. And I'm being generous.
Luis Wilson
Here, will save you the agony of seeing it all vanish one by one.
Ian Nguyen
I sense a bit if you don't reply thanks double chin skinny vegan man your mom and your love ones will die
Ethan Cruz
Why are you posting on Sup Forums?
Gavin Sanchez
Im gay and dont find you the least bit attractive.
cuck mole... check cuck nose... check windows 95... check
Anthony Cook
this
this pasta isn't funny OP, your thread will be deleted soon
Blake Johnson
Notice the weak, beady eyes. The shifty look. The black hair. The attitude. He is a fucking Jew.
Grayson Davis
>I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
Don't we all?
Nicholas Ramirez
...
Brayden Reed
No no no no You're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to START with the bait, not just give them any random piece of info.
Fucking retard learn to shitpost
Wyatt Stewart
isnt this copy+paste?
coulda swore i saw the same thing like an hour ago on here
Robert Bell
OP, was this you too?
Austin Bailey
Rollll
Jacob Sanchez
Roll
Ayden Hughes
Cuuuuuute!
Carson Perez
Bait back to
Anthony Thomas
I fucking love this pasta
James Davis
You post on an anonymous Indonesian anime board
David Howard
You are and will always be ugly
Kayden Martinez
rollllll
Christian Kelly
haha! I recognize this pasta.
Jacob Johnson
And humble to boot...
Luke Turner
Stop LARPING, it's boring.
Angel Stewart
Correction. This is a korean basket weaving board.
Elijah Brooks
let's flip this demoralization script: ...
I'm a 19 year old white male.
It feels amazing and empowering not being a Jew.
I feel safe in my community. No one wants to genocide me.
As a white male, I am automatically trusted, and seen as a desirable person to have around.
I have already enjoyed sex with several girlfriends, because all races think my race is sexually desirable.
My favorite was a Jewish girl who believed feminist lies about sucking dick, and she cried when I broke up with her.
It feels especially good being part of a movement that is on the correct side of history, and knowing that my German ancestors were also on the correct side of history.
Jeremiah Brown
yea but. you have autism
Austin Bell
You really need to get our of your mothers basement and get a job son.
Carson Butler
Sorry that you guys are jealous, but this is just embarassing.
I thought I'd share myself and hope to enlighten you "people", but I suppose that I'm too much of a gem for your likes.
Try to come back to me when you're a little more humble like myself.
Asher White
rolling
Isaac Morales
Nigger. Don't steal my staff.
Cameron Anderson
he has a job. he works for the JIDF.
you're right about him working in a basement, though.
Owen Davis
>19 year old >fantasizing about writing a book >fantasizing about having a girlfriend >even describes her the fedora way >articulate >topkek >i have never met my friends though >they are on something called the internet >you wouldn't understand >crying in corner holding parents ashes >crying in corner because life will never be good >I will live a shit life, and laugh with you about it >today >i am robot
Aaron Rivera
rell
Jackson Davis
Roll roll rolley-polley.
Austin Stewart
rollin
William Ortiz
something else i thought of: it feels so amazing having a foreskin. when a girl strokes the inner surface of the sheath with her tongue, it stimulates the receptors there that jews had removed.
the best dick succ i got from a nice jewish girl, but I dumped her because i will marry a white Christian girl.
Jaxon Martinez
Henry Rollin'
Liam Lee
Haha, lies. If that is your picture I assure you that you're not overly handsome. Might be a great person though and I wish you the best! Do not lie to yourself though.
Is this what a Jew looks like? Because it seems I'm not getting the joke.
What's the novel about?
Elijah Nelson
Is there a problem with my Jewish heritage?
Sorry that you feel inferior.
Colton Ward
Aaaaand, let's try this out.
Jackson Roberts
>being a jew >inferior topkek
Gavin Scott
Nah, it's just that I've never seen a Jew. What's the novel about?
William Baker
Ranger... nice.
Jordan Cooper
>mfw posted the same pasta 2 weeks ago and people fell for it
Luis Morris
It's pasta
Evan Clark
...
Michael Gonzalez
dude id be posting pasta on a anime duck hunting board too if it wasnt for the fact that im not the feminine mustache daintly growing over OP's name earning fag lips.
