The war of the spirits seems to be the old Canaanite beasts versus a new reborn Egyptian pantheon. While Kek is mighty, we may need the assistance of more than chaos for a new future.
If we can give new power to the Gods they shamed, perhaps we can find their connection in memes, and discover MORE estoeric power to channel. What other Egyptian Gods may have avatars in our memes?
HERE WE WILL SUMMON THE TRUE GOD OF CHAOS THAT RESIDES WITHIN THE REPEATING NUMERALS OF THIS REALM. ALL HEIL THE ALMIGHTY DEITY SUCC AND HIS LAYERS OF IRONY!!!!
PRAISE SUCC
PRAISE SUCC
PRAISE SUCC
KE(KRISTUS)
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molehc
Behold the one true God.
Jesus is the only one true god heretic
Reminder that God the Eternal Lord is the one true god.
Get out faggot
Of course! There are thousands of gods to choose from. For example, I also praise Athena -- a goddess of wisdom, craft, and war.
One day, in hell, this whole conversation will seem like a bad idea. Grow up.
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Kek is Erebos, Eris father
>tfw no qt war god gf
Jesus' dad, but he wouldn't want you praising any other gods.
saradomin
Cirno seems to have some actual meme power here as a goddess, even though she isn't much more than a fairy in the lore.
Waifu/10, though as far as war goddesses go I kinda like Morrighan best.
The frog is a common symbol in pagan witchcraft an occultism, often used in spells and potions, and other forms of magic.
The Greeks had an altar to the 'unknown God' in every city.
>female
>God of War
>War requires physical strength, which women lack
???
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Praise the strongest
Let us receive your blessed blizzard
Heyo!
I reccomend worshiping the rest of the Ogdoad (Link below)
Personally, I think we should worship Nut and Hehut as well as Amun (And give them Classical Elemental Properties. Nun being the Goddess of the Deep Waters and Allmother, Kek being the spark that ingites flames in creation and progenitor of the soul and change, Hehuet, Kek's Consort, is the Goddess of Wisdom and Ideas, by fleeting winds, and Amun is the god of the Earth)
I am uncertain what to do with Amun, as he would theoretically be the "least" in the pantheon, most associated with us mortals. Perhaps he could be a Judge Deity, overseeing souls in death and life.
en.wikipedia.org
But of course, Digits alone will decide this.
Esoteric Jahanism
kek isn't a god you dumb fucking faggot.
You're worshiping a line of code that assigns numbers to posts.
Kek, are there other spirits besides you?
Did any British Sup Forumsacks spouted Jahan outside his house?
Dare I say it, is Nergal /ourgod/?
The Eye of Ra watches over us
nevermind
>Nergal
He just might.
>THE Egyptians, like most Oriental nations, attached very great importance to the knowledge of names, and the knowledge of how to use and to make mention of names which possessed magical powers was a necessity both for the living and the dead. It was believed that if a man knew the name of a god or a devil, and addressed him by it, he was bound to answer him and to do whatever he wished; and the possession of the knowledge of the name of a man enabled his neighbour to do him good or evil. The name that was the object of a curse brought down evil upon its owner, and similarly the name that was the object of a blessing or prayer for benefits secured for its master many good things.
>To the Egyptian the name was as much a part of a man's being as his soul, or his double (KA), or his body, and it is quite certain that this view was held by him in the earliest times. Thus in the text which is inscribed on the walls inside 1 the pyramid of Pepi L, king of Egypt about B.C. 3200, we read, "Pepi hath been purified. He hath taken in his hand the mâh staff, he hath provided himself with his throne, and he hath taken his seat in the boat of the great and little companies of the gods. Ed maketh Pepi to sail to the West, he stablisheth his seat above those of the lords of doubles, and he writeth down Pepi at the head of those who live. The doors of Pekh-ka which are in the abyss open themselves to Pepi, the doors of the iron which is the ceiling of the sky open themselves to Pepi, and he passeth through them; he hath his panther skin upon him, and the staff and whip are in his hand. Pepi goeth forward with his flesh, Pepi is happy with his name, and he liveth with his ka (double)."
Kek seems to approve. We must let Kek decide whether we expand.
"And the men of Babylon made Succoth-benoth, and the men of Cuth made Nergal" (2 Kings, 17:30). According to the rabbins, his emblem was a cock[2] and Nergal means a "dunghill cock",[3] although standard iconography pictured Nergal as a lion.
Keep it going
LAIN
>LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN.png
RA IF YOU EXIST, PLEASE GRANT ME DIGITS
Christcucks plz go. Pol is keks board
KEK will grant you volcanic winter
Oh great Kek, if I get nubs, let it indicate that you approve of bringing more maymays from the dust.
If not, let it indicate that you will smite us for our blasphemies. Thank you.
YHWH
Dubs, dare we roll higher?
I feel like we should at least do quads when deciding deities, or core ideals.
>godess of war
>praised as "better than ares" by neoplatonist hermedicists
>Loses the palepenesian war, trojan war, and Mycenean war to Ares and his sons the Spartans
>the only way she won against ares was using Hades' helm of death, making her invisible makingnit an unfair fight
Sounds like the god of modern butch feminists
go back to /x/ fucking retard
Seems it's decided. Nergal shall be the next. Thanks be to great Kek, for forbearing to smite.
Kek shall harness all of our magic
So as far as we understand, KEK is the head, and Nergal is the god of plagues and "rightful death"?
Seems fitting, all the people who died in 2016.
Who else is on the list?
>his emblem is a cock
PEEE PEEE PEPE
Other that Kek, BES IS BEST!
If shtf im going with this lady
Oh I agree. Good thinking. That was just to check if Kek approves of this line of thought at all. To decide the next God--you're right, it should take much more.
Since digits are Kek's word, Kek will decide. If we do not get digits, we will get no more gods.
>BES
off by two, sorry lad.
Reminder that after enough time spent playing Animal Crossing you will learn the secrets of the Universe and that many characters in the game are actually various caricatures of ancient Gods
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So, next set of repeating numbers will decide the required numbers (quints, quads, trips, ect) to create our pantheon.
Hopefully Kek approves of our work.
all hail caltrops
Ba'al is almost certainly real. He fucked ISIS with a sandstorm after they demolished his statues and then dropped a crane in Mecca afterwards.
en.wikipedia.org
Is this the god you are referring to? He is very mysterious.
A god associated with purging through death seems a fitting next step to a god of genesis like Kek--that is, the light born of darkness--represented by a frog, a clean and pure creature, which is born and sustained from mud, flies, et cetera.
Once the frog is born, there is no need for the swamp, as it were... purging seems a logical next step from genesis, a necessary precursor to growth.
We may as well convert to the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon, lads. The Egyptians must have used ancient meme magic to build one the the Greatest Civilizations in the world, but was forgotten over time.
Praise Ra
We worshipped BAAL and he struck down that crane in mecha and killed mudslimes
that was gabriel. he was pretty pissed we dug up and tried to move his porn stash.
According to Collin de Plancy and Johann Weyer, Nergal was depicted as the chief of Hell's "secret police", and worked as "an honorary spy in the service of Beelzebub".
RWDS
en.m.wikipedia.org
If you want to save the white race you must worship Nergal
>man made through meme magic
>His emblem is a cock
>God of war and pestilence
Nergal seems to represent the sun of noontime and of the summer solstice that brings destruction, high summer being the dead season in the Mesopotamian annual cycle. He has also been called "the king of sunset"
Pic related.
no, that's the opposite of how it happened.
he's dead anyway. kek was born again.
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may we never stumble upon him in a dark room
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Nergal is pronounced Nurgle. Nurgle is also the god of pestilence in Warhammer 40k, where he looks a lot like that fat pepe demon sitting on a throne that I didn't save, p common one though.
If Kek is the benevolent form of Pepe, perhaps Nergal is His wrathful form?
Especially since his symbol is the cock, and when Pepe becomes vengeful he is given to say pee pee, et cetera.
Kek, shall it be Nergal? The only digits in this thread were for Nergal. Will you descend as Nergal, Lord Kek? Will you expand into Nergal? Will you choose a form in Nergal? Shall we accept Nergal?
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Zamorak Leaf
Shall we call Nergal in the form of a cock?
Of a lion?
It's all a fucking joke desu senpai
>11
NERGAL IN THE FORM OF A LION.
KEK HAS SPOKEN.
this is the first official Sup Forums praising of Nergal
will it succeed?
ahem
>praise
What about Ishtar, the goddess of sex and violence?
Time to steal the owl away from those damned Minerva cultists at the Bohemian Grove.
Of course a fucking swede would disavow meme magic
BEGONE
There are 4 gods of chaos
I think of Kek as chaos undivided.
I will not self check this blessed event but I want you faggots to acknowledge it.
HE IS WITH US
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE NERGAL
How about Shamesh?
Piece of pagan shit
You deserve to rot in hell with the rest of your polytheist and idol worshiping magshits
The pantheon grows ever larger.
Oh dude, probably. But I feel we should ride this Nerg wave a little longer, really cement it in
>Nerg rush
Tengri.
I return with praising!
I beseech Kek to take into godhood, the memes known as Wojack, Awoo and Cirno. They have been with us the longest and no doubt are aspects of different dieties.
Like the lion, Nergle pounces upon his prey.
checked
Is Nergle the enemy, or an opposite aspect of Kek?
I want none of Moloch's (Cursed be His Name and All who Follow Him, Get Ye Gone!) foul influences in this thread!
This
Welcome back dharma brother. May your prayers be answered.
Checked.
A waifu for Nergal?
MY G-D WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Praise kek
Praise Nergal
An aspect, in my view. His destructive nature is benevolent, and I don't know much about the relevant history and mythology, but I don't think he's related to Moloch.
Is it just me or is Sup Forums the real /x/?
>Athena
>Roman Equivilent of Minerva
FUCKING BOHEMIAN GROVE CULTIST GET OUT REEEEE
THIS IS KEKS BOARD FILTHY OWL WORSHIPPER -- YOU HAVE NOW POWER HERE.