Brit/pol/ - THROUGH THE BLAIRITES & FLAMES Edition

>Queen Elizabeth II: "I am *cough* getting strongh*wheeze*er
itv.com/news/anglia/2017-01-03/the-queen-continues-to-recuperate-but-is-still-not-seen-in-public/

>Britain's ambassador to the EU QUITS - just weeks before Sharia May is set to start Brexit talks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084172/Britain-s-ambassador-EU-QUITS-just-weeks-Theresa-set-start-Brexit-talks.html

>Union Leader Len McCluskey: Corbyn will be GONE in 2019 if Labour's poll ratings are still bad
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4083838/Jeremy-Corbyn-consider-quitting-Labour-leader-polls-awful-2019-says-close-ally-union-power-broker-Len-McCluskey.html

>Warner Bros. looking into making a film from the EU Referendum Campaign as Farage distances himself from project
theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/02/brexit-the-movie-warner-bros-set-to-option-ukip-donors-memoirs-aaron-banks

>Good news at last as polling suggests that Brexit Britain is more racist and less happy than it was in 2016
news.sky.com/story/brexit-britain-sky-data-poll-reveals-a-nation-divided-10713985

>Sharia May's New Year Message - Hapless PM quotes Jo Cox as she vows to fight for Remainers in Europe
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/31/theresa-may-new-year-message-brexit

>"The Conservatives are taking the piss out of the honours system", claims Labour
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-year-honours-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-latest-conservative-party-mockery-cronyism-a7502826.html

>Claim that EU withdrawal could create 400,000 new jobs is bollocks
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-jobs-eu-customs-union-jonathan-portes-michael-gove-change-britain-report-a7506756.html

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PAKI CALLED BTFO

Bunnies

2016 - Quality Street Tin - Brexit Sized

Goodnight, brit/pol/

1st for GO WORK ON A KIBBUTZ

caller*

>JAPANESE ANIME T-SHIRT

>back again tomorrow night

see you then lads

>tfw got a huge day tomorrow and can't sleep

cya tomorrow faggots

arconaitv.me/asip/

Always sunny is on lads

>Japanese Anime T-Shirt

Can't wait desu

>hes on tommorow

might spend all day planning my phonecall

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>Tourists

Karen

Is Nigel done now?

Shame, I was having such a good time...

he'll be on tomorrow too

>finna nofap 2017
>spend all my time just looking at porn, wanking but not cumming
how is nofap supposed to be good for you?

What did he mean by this? Is he a crypto or is he giving us a nod and a wink?

me too.
its over
back 2morro though. same time, different memes

It's porn that does the damage not just wanking

Feeling a bit anxious about it

feels weird tbqh, haven't felt this feeling in years.

Do not lewd karen, if you do, you will go to hell lad

>this is illegal in britbongistan

>yktd
when is this meme going to end

Literally what damage mate?

what's your favourite crisp flavour lads?

>how is nofap supposed to be good for you?

It's not, it's just a stupid meme

in theory, it helps you cut down on porn (which is pretty shit for you and mostly produced by those who must not be named) but it also might have beneficial effects on testosterone, and a few mineral levels in the body

the effects are probably overstated by /r/nofap tards who think it gives you superpowers, but certainly it can be a good tool to stop you from wasting your days wanking in front of a monitor... which you seem to be doing anyway

t. 60% White

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>posts scantily dressed, underage looking anime girl
>how so?

Turns you into a fucking autist m8

>>He blames Marxist SJW bullshit put into universities during the Cold War on Thatcher

Why did she do fuck-all about it then? Where were the grammar schools? Where were the reversals of Labour's 1960s social damage?

So literally the only good reason... is to stop wasting your time at your pc

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?

Salt and Vinegar. Don't really accept any substitutes

Reminder that Thatcher oversaw the Rhodesian handover.

Her government could have annulled the election as a result of reported intimidation but decided to wash our hands of the matter instead.

Replied in the old thread but took too long. Have another soapslag as an apology:

Okay so far he seems annoying but it's bookmarked and I'll give it time

Just speedwatched a couple and his videos make me feel like I'm on acid so will subscribe and see what happens.

The second channel just seems weird.

First chap has a wonderful beard and the 30 seconds I saw has got me interested. Second guy is a clear half-Jew but I'll give it a go. Not sure about the third but it's bookmarked

Ashens is comfy even if he is a bit of an annoying cunt. AWEme has potential. Already subbed to RLM, the tank museum and Primitive Technology. Good choices mate.

Primitive Technology is the comfiest fucking channel. I would love his life but, alas, I live in a shitty city in a grey country with nothing but 'do not enter' signs everywhere.

I can 100% recommend AvE; he's smart as fuck and doesn't tone it down for the kids like most tech channels. I've learnt a fair bit from him and it's good watching even if you're not into engineering etc:

youtu.be/0qKp-0h9P18

Also for pure workshop porn; clickspring:

youtu.be/uST7iJgC_gs

Cheers for the suggestions famalams; will definitely give them all a go.

what did he mean by this?

kek you're pathetic

Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich

Worcester Sauce.

cheese and onion is the only answer i'm afraid

how do I get a conservative GF?

Actually if you wank all the time, you can desensitise your dick, so that you can only cum while jerking it hard as fuck at 10000 jerks per minute.

Watching porn also fucks with your brain so you keep wanting to see more and more depraved shit, eventually concluding in triple anal of los angeles transsexuals dressed as nuns. Not that I would know

Literally prawn cocktail

What a lovely couple. Such a shame.

>there are people alive RIGHT NOW who believe this

KP dry roasted nuts. If I'm feeling fancy I'll go for Nobby's cashews. Crisps are shit but if I was forced it would be salt and vinegar.

Paco are you LARPing as a white man again?

What do I buy a coworker as a jokey secret Santa gift for a tenner or less?

Not good with this lad banter thing

2/10 lad

Apply urself next time.

Ask Plebbit

oh wait you are

look around horse farms

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Behead those who insalt ready salted

Bit early m8

Over-flavoured trash filled with more artificial colors and flavours than american food. You are not very moral son

Well no, if your an addict it does actually help to start nofap

not following

Stop watching porn.

>666

scum and filth

How so? Any reasons behind your accusations other than seemingly everlasting jealousy?
Thanks lads, feels nice getting (You)s again.

Youre either fuck early, or fuck late. What is your workplace - the special children's ward?

God fucking damn it.

I want Krankie to fuck off already.

horse girls are dumb as shit and have rich parents

good man

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Mine is!

Church.

>sign up for dating site
>get messages here and there
>get one from a woman with her name in Hebrew, from Israel
>assume it's just a bot account
>reply "oy vey"
>"wow you know some Hebrew? That's so interesting!"
>mfw it's not a bot

GCHQ will be here any minute lads

You arent the real Preuße, are you?

Pubs have their Christmas parties in the new year because they're so full over Christmas time that they can't just shut up shop for a day.

Anyway, any ideas?

friendly reminder that trump is deporting millions of shitskins making the US 80% white while britcucks STILL haven't even triggered article 50 and cancelled their BLACKED.com subscription

>Deutscher in Ewiger Angloland

warum

Leben hier ist 6 Millionen mal besser als auf der Insel

>that pepe

made me look up this song for the first time in years

youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

My captcha was 'CIVIC centers,' pls no

Well, would you say once a day or a couple times a week is addicting?

Guess that's true, although it all depends on what I'm watching how fast I cum

A classic sign of the total and utter decay and collapse of the society we live in. Delayed gratification is dead

>wanting a dumb gf

Didn't know you were a Sup Forums mod

stop posting my stop face.

Kek

I am, the one and only.

Why would you assume otherwise?

Absolute fat cunts

You should have some nice jewish children with her user.

RED
WHITE
AND
BLUE

I just tugged two times after telling myself all day I wouldn't the longest ive ever gone is a week

Is suicide an option at this point?

Once a day, everyday. Yes

Es ist Teil des größeren Plans

Stop posting this over and over.

Your point is valid but using cholocates in a fucking advent calendar is not a good example.

>Hillary will lead to World War 3

>Elects Trump
>Boy folks I sure do love Israel, if Iran even lifts a finger we're gonna NUKE the SHIT outta them!
>Appoints viciously pro-war people to his cabinet
>Is starting to go back on his word about Syria and similar Middle Eastern conflicts

>Sup Forums pre-Trump: Foreign intervention is just sucking kike dick
>Sup Forums post-Trump: Foreign intervention is based, BTFO those mudslimes LMAO


>Build wall
>Oops fence lol

>Deport illegal immigrants
>The criminals at least

>Lock her up
>It was a good line to use but now that we've won I'm going to drop that as a policy okay? Don't get too mad that I lied to you lol I love the Clintons folks

>I will appoint Supreme Court Justices that will leave it to the individual states to decide on gay marriage and abortion
>Oops wtf I love countrywide gay marriage and abortion now lol

>Drain the Swamp
>Oops filled it up with literal Goldman Sachs kikes lol


>Trump literally fired the person in your pic and his plans for RAPID BUILD were never taken onboard

>wank all day every day
>dick still sensitive as shit and I still cum way too fast unless I edge

>>Watching porn also fucks with your brain so you keep wanting to see more and more depraved shit
I find that if I go without masturbation I become more and more desperate or whatever and it takes less to make me horny to the point where i literally go gay after long enough. Imagine you're in prison and you don't have access to porn. That's what Nofap is for me.

tfw that water is 99.999% piss

Where's that lad? Wiltshire?