What the hell goes on here?

Other than good old fashion nigger hatin', what goes on in Alabama and Mississippi?

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>Other than good old fashion nigger hatin'
What more do you need?

incest

college football and obesity

why do they look like mirror images of each other?
does it represent the fact that the south is an echo chamber?
does it represent the bad luck that comes with breaking mirrors through the "bad results" many white people in the area fear if they break tradition?
what's the deal with that?

Or it's just because Alabama was an annexed territory of Mississippi and when it split they made their borders that way

rural retards that voted for trump

True that

Good try man

Oppressive heat

Probably why everyone's so angry there all the time

No link but I can vaguely remember a study suggesting that is exactly why people are badly tempered in the south throughout most of the year. We're joking but somewhere out there is a scientific study, pier reviewed, arguing exactly that.

We're not angry at all. Our niggers know their place and most of us get along. It's actually not that bad .

I'm not surprised if that turns out to be true. It's strange considering every time I've been down south people are nice as fuck. Southern hospitality is real but I bet the heat has something to do with the violence we've seen from that region for a very long time

NRO Reconnaissance satellite, I like

Some very powerful niggetry at work.

Mississippi is worse than Mexico.

It's no different than any other place in America. It's mainly nig on nig crime in areas that whites don't visit.

I'm going to take a wild guess here. Probably country stuff where all the white people concentrate and stealing, shooting, and other types of crime where most of the black people are concentrated just like any other area where blacks live.

Lots and lots of niggers. Especially along the mississippi river.

is right. There's no way to understand the deep south without understanding the people who live there. Pic very related.

Also, the heat is too oppressive for the nigs to get uppity. It's simply too hot outside to protest 9 months out of the year.

Sounds like they need a lil ebola

The niggers are everywhere. You cannot escape the niggersom in Mississippi. So many fucking nigger porch monkeys. They don't even work they line up at the liquor store first thing in the morning to get wasted.

I'm pretty white people used to live there

>black people in Alaska

what

Hi CRT

Fucking lmao.

reminds me of this

Cousin fuckin'

Yup dumb niggers dumb white ppl meth ugly chicks fat chicks but mostly fat ugly chicks. Kinda depressing down herr

There's a fuck ton

>I've got your back...and you've got mine

I never realized your two states are twins

Probably working menial labor in resource acquisition AKA oil

What can be done about the nigger problem here? Those states would be so beautiful without the niggers. I would move down south if It wasn't for this issue

tooth decay

What happened to the whole Southern Belle meme.

Can someone provide a bigger version of that template?

poverty
southern belles were wealthy.

I've had so many people say the same, that they'd move here without them. The state of MS is essentially the city of Detroit gone statewide. They skew all of our rankings and statistics way down. The white folks can be pretty goddamn country, religious, and conservative but they don't want anything from anyone and simply desire to be left alone. My new favorite thing is how white super liberals look down on the south without realizing they're accidentally looking down on their precious black pets.

I think the federal government tried to give away land to settle the state back in the 50's. Real estate...the ultimate gibs.

Yeah and white liberals also love to look at statistics in places like Mississippi and say their bad statistics are results of conservative policies, when in reality its the niggers that directly correlate with nearly all the bad quality of life statistics, poverty statistics, and poor heath statistics.

I love the South. I love the weather the region is beautiful, the food is great, the people (white people) are the most hospitable people, and it's genuinely the most distinct region in the U.S. But I will never move there and it's just because of the nigger problem.

Why did God make Mississippi?

So Alabama wouldn't have to be last at everything.

t. Alabama man

I've traveled through the south. The people there are stereotypical redneck hicks. They lack basic education and can't formulate coherent sentences.

I caught a red light at an intersection in Jackson, Ms. There was a rent-to-own rim store on one corner, and across from it was chicken place next to a liquor store and then a pawn shop. Another corner had a check cashing/payday loan store and the fourth corner was an empty lot. The atmosphere seemed saturated with despair, apathy, and resignation. Thankfully it was nine in the morning so the natives were not yet roaming about.

>football

Alabama here, what do you guys want to know?

do you wanna be free?

I plan on going west because I like mountain biking but otherwise I like it a lot here. The people are friendly, that's not a meme, but sometimes is fluctuates between me walking out on a dumb nigger trying to steal my car at like 2 PM and the girl at the BK drawing a cute smiley on the lid of my drink.

When I was vacationing in Virginia, the pigs were very well-tempered. One sweet little niglet in particular was looking at a statue of Thomas Jefferson, and since he asked me about it I used it as an excuse to extoll how great Jefferson and the founding fathers were. His mother was wonderful too, very well-mannered.

I dunno how much of an impact I made on that kid, but I hope he took my history lessons to heart.

Alabama looks like Professor Utonium's head

They build Hyundai sonatas in Alabama, so that's something.

I live in the Africa region of Chattanooga and I can understand the nigger hatin' as a proud White man. The south has a lot to offer but is turning into a NIGGER SANCTUARY COUNTRY. It was made great by white men and was a battle ground were a lot of white men died and were a lot of white men's negroes died to make it great. Today it is fantastic for the bourgeois in Chattanooga: businesses are spreading, state money is improving the roads (Atlanta, Nashville, Birmingham, Knoxville, & the Carolinas are so proximal Chattanooga is dubbed "The logistics Capital of the South").

Greentext from here
>live in Africa (90% black at my nearest Walmart)
>property is guvment handout
>THE SOUTH WAS GREAT WHEN NEGROES WAS SLAVES.

>TFW we need a guy named Bo to run the football
>TFW we need a guy named Jerome to give me my Bo'Berry Biscuits at Bojangles
>TFW there's too many Jerome's & Bo's that they are a burden on society but they aren't inherently bad.
>TFW Jan 1 Chatt newspaper talking bout dem murders
Gorillas gonna be gorillas in the concrete jungle
>wut do?

is the girl cute?

Pros and Cons of your state

Go

Pros:
>Lots of manufacturing
>Lots of cheap storage units
>Lots of pawn shops
>Friendly people
>Lots of pine trees and some nice nature
>Women aren't concerned with calling you a misogynist because you'd like them to cook dinner every now and again
>Cops are pretty reliable and reasonable in my town at least
>The racism shit isn't that serious and people get along better because of the larger minority populations
>Get your truck lifted or your boat engine tweaked by that chill guy you grew up with
>Hit the Twin Peaks after work

Cons:
>NO gambling
>NO strip clubs
>Fucking NIGGERS
>Southern belles are the absolute worst and I have no idea why people desire them
>School systems are pretty bad
>Idk lots of other shit some other anons can talk about

>didn't mention internet is fucking terrible out here

FTFY

I get 60mbps m8 not really a problem for me

>your state is entirely yellow
feels good

North Alabama: NASA (satellite control, engine research, rocket design, climatology research, planetary research among others), Army Helicopter training (maintenance, flight), WMD disposals, Megawatt laser research (and higher), master race chicken breeding, car manufacturing, tornado research, radar research, master race bass fishing, video game design, blues music production, rock and roll music production, r&b music production, getting drunk, getting stoned, kissing your cousin, fucking your cousin.

That's just off the top of my head.

>Southern Belles are the worst

Please explain this

Not since air conditioning became common among poor people.

And most of the South is quite laid back, including Mississippi and Alabama.

central Mississippi here
not entirely sure what was up with my hometown but we were 97.5% white when absolutely every other city/town around was at least 30% black

maybe our ancestors ran off all the slaves
either way, thanks Based 1800s Folks

They've been here for 400 years no way they're leaving. Take away their gibs, let them chimp out for a week, then get them jobs.

I get 30 mbps for $15 a month.

Oil and natural gas are big down in the gulf area. About 35% of all the natural gas that is mined in the US comes from the Alabama gulf area, which is tiny as hell as far as gulf states go.

They tend to be a population that subsists entirely on daddy's money and then they try to talk shit about how black people don't just go out and get jobs or they preach about personal responsibility. Loud, obnoxious, hypocritical, and up their own ass.

There are fun girls that you can take out and shoot sporting clays with or that will go fishing with you and they're great though. I just feel like I have to point out that these girls and the girls that are in the UA sorority spreads are NOT the same.

In Alabama, gambling is limited. But that's cause the indian tribes that have actual reservations all have gambling and casinos and whores and don't want to lose or lessen their income stream. So they dump shittons of money on the "no gambling" side of the bill and then dump shittons of money on the local charities and make donations to the local communities (just straight up, "here's a check lickskillet! Your welcome!" "here's a check bunnykill! Your welcome!".

B'ham has dog racing and they were trying to get their horse track back up and running, but the economy tanked and no one had any money left for more than booze, whores, and the dogs so that fell through.

Off track betting was almost a thing, then the federal government ran in and said they'd sue the state of Alabama back into being the state of Mississippi if they didn't cut it out.

Oh, yeah--- strip clubs are everywhere in Alabama. Have no clue what that poster is talking about unless they are illegal in Mississippi. They are three tiered - full alcohol license bikini clad girls, beer only topless girls, no alcohol whatsoever and full nude girls.

Southern belles are everywhere, and they are sweet. A bit expensive and high maintenance but all are nicer than any Yankee bitch. Country girls are nice and easy love to drink and fuck, so pick your preference.

School system sucks anywhere you have a lot of niggers cause niggers don't pay shit in property taxes and that's the primary way schools are funded down here.

rural and suburban retards

Gulf coast Biloxi and Mobile are tip top comfy all year round.

Northern Alabama is home to Redstone Arsenal, which is the headquarters of the United States Army Aviation and Missile Command.

Were you expecting hillbillies? Too bad. We've got rocket scientists.

The whole fucking city of Huntsville has a massive hardon for rocket science, aviation systems, missiles, UAVs, and helicopters.

We're also fucking crazy about one of Sup Forums's favorite Nazis, Dr. Wernher Von Braun.

NASA's is pretty big here too.

Huntsville is also home to Cummings Research Park, which is the second largest research park in the United States.

military.

One of the largest nuclear power plants on earth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browns_Ferry_Nuclear_Power_Plant

And alot of good white people brought down by being surrounded by niggers

>Our niggers know their place and most of us get along. It's actually not that bad .

Tbh this is what I respect about the South. The South hasn't experienced a chimp out like the North in years.

>in South but county is yellow

Is it like Forrest Gump?

NIBOR friend. nothing.

Because the nogs know that a great many people in the South have pistols and rifles and would use them if they felt threatened by a group of people going down the street and flipping cars or TPing trees and then setting them on fire. Buefis Bubba Lee don't play that shit.

Charlotte happened, but that is not the deep south but the nu south
banking center, college professionals, etc etc.

That said, Alabama is supposed to be working on a new breeder nuclear facility. Mite b cool.