Aus/pol/ - Based Turnbull Edition

What is everyone up to tonight?

>tfw living in the most exciting time to be an Australian

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lads there's this abo chick i know who i think wants to bone, should i smash dat koori pussy?

>LNP
>based

>based turnbull

kill yourself

>tfw Electricity Bill will never, EVER be Prime Minister

t. CFMEU shill

hey .gov poster when will Australians get the free energy?

www.infinitysav.com

I don't even know what that acronym stands
for m8

>bill shorten reaction image

kys

>free shit

How do fucking fix the unemployment?
Im sick of having to fight and stab 55 other cunts to be a tradie in locksmithing
L O C K S M I T H I N G for fucks sake

means ure an economically illiterate faggot

Locksmithing is comfy, all the comfy jobs have huge interest.

Just vote one nation and stfu

reduce immigration, fuck the unions off, cut all the dumb regulations on companies

Full or mixed?

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-04/rod-culleton-defends-scuffle-outside-court/8161502

JUST

Normally for trades I would say less immigration BUT considering your line of work increasing the refugee intake would probably help a lot.

Kek, I knew One Nation would implode within a few months. Hanson is the new Palmer.

>You walk into the club and see this
Wat do

...

glass the cunt

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>tfw copped a $340 fine from centrelink

fucking ATO

just don't do it bareback. or let her cousins find out

So people who get their memes entirely from facebook don't think they're normies. What does that make us?

>he hasn't seen the recent polls of Malcolm "Spineless" Turnbull

Nigger, him taking over the LNP handed Labour the next election. Now Abbott is going to make a return, and divide the party further than Labour ever did, while not even doing a quarter of the policies.

mixed obviously but she's pretty dark

Gonna keep this thread alife but
Whats everyone think of Indonesia recent tantrum again? Should we ignore it as usual?

Yes. Our training materials being offensive sounds ridiculous to me. Fuck Indonesia anyway.

why is indonesia so retarded lads? those fucking rice monkeys would be nothing without the help we give them yet they just told our diggers to fuck off over some tits on a poster in the military bases that WE set up to train THEIR subhuman soldiers...

fucking shithole country i swear, we should annex the whole cunt

indonesians are worse than niggers

bump

they should fucking die eventually over-population is going to go critical there and they're going to look towards the nearest country to invade don't need to say which country most red-pilled aussies know this shit it's just sad either I'll be a old man or dead by the time this happens really wish i could kill some of these fucking orangutans in a war

I'll spoon the cunts eyeballs out because obviously knives will be banned in a few years for our supposed safety

I use centrelink to tell me what happened so I can try to avoid it

Hey lads how you doing tonight?

why do these cunts keep coming after me dole?

they should be giving us poor cunts more money who cant find work not sending us to the fucking debt collectors for their fuckups

How will i ever put a twin turbo from ebay in my dunnydoor with all this bullshit going on?

oright mate wbu

THIS MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOLE BITCH

sbs.com.au/nitv/nitv-news/article/2017/01/04/hit-scary-25000-demand-centrelink-debt-scandal-hits-aboriginal-communities

yeah not too bad just pretty bored. there was a shark at melbourne beaches today

Yo someone link that discord again. I got banned and cant find the link

giz look first (post pix)

fuck mate did he nipp ya?

>just fuck my country up
domain.com.au/news/forget-the-poor-firsthome-buyer-2017-needs-to-be-the-year-of-the-renter-20161211-gt8v5t/
and
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/04/billionaires-get-more-leeway-than-vulnerable-citizens-its-obscene?CMP=soc_567
>Autistic man chased by debt collector
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jan/04/heartless-core-autistic-man-chased-centrelink-debt-collectors
>making cunts off themselfves
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/flawed-centrelink-debt-recovery-system-bringing-some-to-the-brink-of-suicide-andrew-wilkie-20170104-gtlog9.html

Nice country we have here

nah too lazy to go down otherwise I'd have gotten some pics of jaws for Sup Forums

>called in for jury duty next month

Well 2017 is off to a flying start

Its easy to get out of jury duty m8

Got the new Xbox one. Fifa is a cunt to get good at.

Yes it's very excitingly shit and Turnbull is a fag but at least he's pissing the lefties off. The left needs some good punches to the head but if they get any Australians have a sook and the Libs go down in the polls. Politics is hopeless it's a dogs game. As someone here said just vote Pauline and stfu.

Tell me how cunt.

How the hell do I get into australian politics? It's all just so fucking BORING

You have a job get your boss to write a letter or whatever that he needs ya. That's how I got out of it.

>implying people on aus/pol/ have jobs

God fucking damn i hate shorten, we need tones back

offer head for a $1000

>Liking Tony (((Abbott)))

youtube.com/watch?v=JDLAUmqp8f4

just say you suffer from some mental illness and they'll let you off

I used to like Tones until I heard he was whipped by Peta Credlin

This. I'm not saying it's all their fault but house prices went up what 30-40% since him. We probably would've been better off with Julia.

id say most people have jobs here, mostly part time shit though

the housing bubble was inevitable regardless of who was serving as pm

so did that user who constantly asked if he should fuck a fat chick on NYE end up fucking her?

Tell em you are as racist as all fuck. you know it'll be a darky on trial eh?!

ded thred

>Turnbull
>Based

Kill yourself.

WE

>Bill Shorten
>Labour
>Anything but dirty cuckolds

seize her means of production

good meme

leave

youtube.com/watch?v=AqK4fSMq7cE
here

Would this car be a good buy?

carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-4Runner-1993/SSE-AD-4409886/?Cr=2

>93
>200,000km
>4runner

Keep away from it m8

I am on a budget of $3000

What should I get?

I need some light offroad capability.

>Be overly concerned about the Jews

I already do that.

$3000 is kind of bottom of the barrel for a 4x4, mostly shitboxes that will breakdown and end up costing more.

I'd save up another $3000 and get something half decent for $6000.

>liking either of the major parties

smfh

>turnbull
>based

HOW DOES MONEY WORK

>something half decent for $6000

What would you recommend?

he's talking shit, go to gumtree, find an idiot selling something for less than its worth, it will have something fucked, but it shouldnt cost more than 3-400 bucks and a day of work to fix it

overall price for a roadworthy car - bout a grand

define 'light offroad'

this video will help you...

youtube.com/watch?v=cWaNzBoGEyA

Toyota, but anything except a 4runner, the V6 engine in them was trash.

Get a Ford Territory. Cheap ones on gumtree and they share most of their running parts with the Ford Falcon.

These would be much better, despite the higher Km's

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carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Landcruiser-1998/SSE-AD-4365505/?Cr=13

One Nation are Jew lovers. Fuck off

I was thinking a medium sized one would be more suitable for me than a big fuel-guzzling tank.

one nation are the only group with an actual reasonable economic plan

fuck off shill

Any 4x4 is going to be pretty thirsty on fuel

Is the Rav4 any good?

get an old suzuki vitara, and get something like a wheel lock to make sure no cunts steal it, its cheap and wont guzzle

>Shill
How cute. I'm guessing you are too young to vote

Did you hear what that tiny little manlet Malcom Roberts just said?

They are okay, but not really good for off-roading.

This, Vitara might be worth a look.

>suzuki vitara

I will look into it.

No, I haven't, but I do know that labors policy of "spend more money on roads we dont need" and the liberals policy of "spend more money on companies that don't create jobs while selling off proven jobs and bringing in foreign cunts" doesnt work


one nation seems to understand that getting people to actually employ the unemployed, rather than keeping high standards is the way forward, which unlike labor and liberal, actually makes some fucking sense

Jesus fucking Christ you are retarded

Malcom Roberts is the most pro-Israel politician in Australia you stupid cunt

There's a small spider in the corner of my room and it's scaring me. How do I deal with it while remaining at least 10 feet away? I've already thrown everything but my computer stuffs. Thought this would be a good place to come for help, thanks :)

I see

I really don't care so long as the economic apocalypse ends
stop being a pussy

Punch it

Well be a good little goyum and support a Party that cares more about Israel than Australia

I hope it is not one of you cunts who keeps posting those black dick threads at this time of night.

supporting israel does not mean supporting judaism, and if fixing our economy doesnt fix our kike vassal status, thats ok

saying to vote for the kike shills that dont fix our economy is extremely retarded

juden sind ekelhaft!!!

You are a very confused little autist

You are the shill bro

when do we finish up on those subs again?

>everyone we can vote for loves kikes
>lets vote for the kike lovers that keep us cucked
>the people who will save our economy are worse because they also love israel, while the common, progressive thing to do is to hate israel

israel=/= da joos

da joos = rothschilds, soros, etc

please don't vote for another 4 years of awful lack of common sense from either labor or liberal, if you want to avoid one nation, vote katter or something, but voting for a cucked australia makes you an enemy of australia