British military’s online trolling unit fails to attract enough recruits
>Now they employ leafs and emus
Yo. I could be getting paid to shitpost for the army?
And here I am doing it for free.
Yo.
I dont think they accept a muslim to go and shitpost on isis sites.
Yo.
Go away non-country.
Can I join this and get the Victoria Cross in shitposting?
I'd give up US citizenship for that. Hell they can knight me as well.
How do I get a job shitposting? I can shitpost about anything, I've been shitposting for years. Pls NSA take notice already and direct me to the shitposting army.
WHAT SECTION IS SHITPOSTING UNDER, PLS SEND HELP, I NEED A JOB.
>shitposting about the emu war in full time
What a great time to be alive.
>high profile campaign
never heard about it until today
I hope they make a shitposting unit in the Canadian Military
so what are they supposed to shitpost about?
how living in an 1984-esque society is actually good or how importing hordes of rapists actually benefits society in some way?
kek you were doing it for free?
idiot
>secretive
it also says that, my fellow muslim
Fuck my life senpai.
you have other units?
>RT is a reliable news source
Fuck I know western media is biased but RT is pants-on-head retarded and less reliable than TYT or Infowars.
I'm totally fine with this
at least they don't use civilians
europe.newsweek.com
>0.1 holiday credit has been deposited on your profile
>I'm totally fine with women going for foreign cocks
what could possibly go wrong?
RT is based af. Russia never lies about anything and they never take part in cyber espionage.
>Yo
Lmao kill yourself wigger
omg a french-bro! be careful when out today! x_x
dont be shot by muslims! x_x
The 14 words are more important to me that keeping Britain as an Eternal Anglo ethno-state
>tfw the USA had to ban Danish sperm because it threatened their muttification
fuck i do it for free on Sup Forums im pretty sure i made at least a couple ctrs kill themselves HIRE ME BRIT BONGS
I'm assuming the pay is pathetic or non existant because they assumed they could recruit people who troll for free.
>Yo.
Check out London, yo. Your very own Muslim land inside your country, yo.
sauce?
Oi, m8
Stop being a cheeky scrub.
can I come to france! x_x plenty more muslims there! :3 maybe i can live with your and fuck your gf :3!
can i be british? i can learn their inferior spelling.
>online trolling unit fails to attract enough recruits
Sup Forums Sup Forums is simply better at recruiting
This would be a dream job. Pro EU shilling all day everyday.
What the fuck is holiday credit?
you weekend soldiers in your meme non-existent army would be shilling for that.
>have you defeated zi russians yet?
reeEeeeee
>high profile
There's fuck all advertisement for it
>Implying I wouldn't want to be paid 22k+ to sit and shitpost on various forums
Any oldfags here are already far superior to anything state sponsored
whats the salary?
for over 30k i would troll for a laugh
6 gorillion keks
and unlimited tendies
Sign me up... I'm bored and lonely enough anyway.