In these times of peace, from your country's perspective...

In these times of peace, from your country's perspective, which country is your "greatest ally" and which one is your "worst enemy", and why?

Israel is my greatest ally, beguz Merchant cums from dere. China is my worst enemy cuz gommunism :D

Greatest Ally: USA
Greatest Enemy: (((USA)))

New Zealand and New Zealand

Italy
Spain

No one
France

Greatest Ally: USA
Hellö USA we wänt to be your freinds but nöt join NATO
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Greatest Enemy: Russia
Pleäse stop having ur boats in öour terrutiry it reälly frithgens us

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I don't want us in NATO either.

Israel
Russia

Israel.
Saudi Arabia.
I wish i knew more of Russia's intent. It'd be nice to know I'd they were simply trying to beat out ISIS, but there history with Iran makes me iffy. I WANT TO BELIEVE THEY'RE GOOD

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>No one
>France

We stand with France!

No, they are working against it, trying to racemix us all into brown, big-chinned freaks.

Ally is America, and enemy is those foul sand nigger wanna be Indonesians.

best ally i think would be a tie between bongistan and japan

worst enemy is the entire oil desert and china

Ally: ?
Enemy: Spain

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>No, they are working against it, trying to racemix us all into brown, big-chinned freaks.

You mean just like this?

>greatest ally
Austria

>worst enemy
Germany

USA
France

Argentina
Argentina

Bulgaria
Serbia

France

Morocco

>France

I think you need to wake up, it's not 1337 anymore.

England, both parts.

whats the deal with france?

Brits and French live in the past, because they can't deal with their own insignificance. There's literally no current political struggle whatsoever.

I know who is greatest ally of America

>Greatest Ally

our army, our naval and our air forces

>Greatest Enemy

every other

Ally: None
Enemy: Ourselves

These sailor shirts are gay, m8. As in village people level of homosex

Ally: My bedroom
Enemy: World out of my bedroom

Austria
Castile

Best friend is Trump's USA

Worst enemy is the EU minus Portugal

>Insignificant
>Says the German who is occupied by the Allies still

That picture is perfectly accurate as both of these countries are fucking gay now.

probably NZ, but they don't really count much as a country

Instinctively you'd say the UK, but they have actually mostly fucked us over:
>got us involved in the Boer War
>organised the shitshow that was Gallipoli
>couldn't defend Malaya and Singapore and thereby exposing us to Japanese aggression
>forced us to let them test their nukes in our deserts

US has mostly followed these foot steps as our new greatest ally.

Says the country who elected a communist during the anti globalist revolution

Israel
Russia