I'll have one British cuisine please

I'll have one British cuisine please.

One beef wellington with goose fat roasted potatoes coming right up.

There you go sir, sorry about the delay.

Looks like something I'd feed my dog with

always wanted to try that eel pie, fish heads don't really gross me out and it looks pretty tasty

This and yorkshire pudding are literally the only redeeming qualities of British cuisine.

>Kraut in charge of cuisine appreciation

Please name one german input to gastronomy besides the kebab

Kebab? Curry?...semen?

>inb4 he starts naming austrian food

>island nation
>eats seafood

Really makes me think

I'm claiming schnitzel for glorious Austria

Starry Gazey Pie is awesome fuck off.

>I LOVE CELTS SO MUCH OMG MUH CELTIC NATIONALISM!
>Posts a Celtic dish to mock.

Pick a side flabby McTubTits.

British are leving in a shithole island.

There's absolutely nothing to eat.

It explain a lot...

They just do what they can. I admire them in some way.

>"Hey William, we can put the fucking fishes in the torte".

>land of fast food talking about cuisine

oh am i laffin

Here's your French fries and fried fish wrapped in a god damn unsanitary newspaper.

>unsanitary

fag

lol thats just a meme we made up to trick niggers and foreigners into eating garbage and feeling happy about it

Those aren't 'french fries' silly person, they're chips. And studies have shown that bacterial levels on most 'clean' crockery are higher than an unread newspaper.

Putting fish & chips on newspapers is illegal now due to ink poisoning
inb4 nanny state

I'd rather it fish and chips than eat muslim cock like you lot.

>yorkshire pudding

News paper ink is full of lead. Enjoy your cancers.

What you need is some good ole toad in the hole.

>Celts

You must mean Scott's since Irish don't really eat fish.

enjoy your debts

>TWO FUCKING TAPS

At least out women are beautiful...
oh wait

>toad in the hole
This is a common complaint I have with the Brits. Your food, some of it looks tasty but almost all the names of your food are offputting. I would eat sausage bread I would not eat a fucking toad in a hole.

I have zero debts, but you'll have to enjoy your Sharia either way.

That's literal autism, by the way. You can reply and reeee about it all you want, but it is.

i don't have debts.

>ew a name with words
fag

Holy mother of god

looks like something my dog would shit.

>Be Retarded about coocking
>Be so jealous about french cuisine
>MOhaMed EAter COckS ALLAhwAKBAR

islander...

By the same thought process, hot dogs should give you the same feeling.

Don't act like that looks appetizing in any way, looks fucking disgusting

This should be more suited to your refined palate, sir.

It's not autism. A big part of cuisine is presentation and having a shitty name is part of that shit presentation. Your cuisine is ass

>in b4 lol burgers blah bah

Our cuisine is irrelevant to the fact that yours is shit.

yeah because I want to drink the stale water that's been sat in the boiler since it last fired up.

British cuisine is on the same tier with mudslime cuisine.

>current year
>not shoving food up your ass for instant digestion

They do which is mainly why I don't call them that.

At least we have food you fucking gook.

We don't eat as much fish as an island nation might, which is probably why we're all taller, stronger and with bigger dicks than you.

Confirmed autism m8, sorry to tell you. Literally no one but autists care about what the name of something is when food is presented to them.

Literally LMAOing at your pathetic dog food you call "cuisine"

Not autist at all I am not a child who calls franks "Hot Dogs"

We have plenty of arable land unlike many other large island nations. Japan for example.

Australia. My bro...

Today I had a pasty, scotch egg, pork pie and a packet of pork scratchings.

British cuisine. Best in the world.

I agree, Ahmed, yours are ugly. Ours, however, are lovely, feisty and underrated.

>caring what somebody calls their food
>not an autist

pick one

I care about cuisine art I am not an autist like you.

>having to call a food item something different to what it's commonly referred as to be able to eat it
>not autism

Pick one.

Would you eat a spotted dick user ?

Don't you know, Dogs are haram

>little piles of muck
ah yes very impressive

>American "cuisine"
>basically 8 hamburgers stuffed between two large pizzas, dipped in marinara sauce then deep friend on a stick