Auschwitz Survivor AMA

I'm an Auschwitz survior and you can ask me anything.

Every year there are more. Where are they coming from??

What's your tattoo number so I can verify

Prove it

We are coming out of closet now. Some of us were afraid to do it before because of antisemitism.

sure you are

Well Auschwitz still exists and it's a shithole so anybody who manages to travel through it without getting killed is a survivor

How was the pool?

Aushwitz

it is real in my mind goyim
isn't that enough of proof to you? are you antisemite?

Why was there a Swimming Pool in them Camp?
Why was the Russian constructed chimney not connected to any ovens?

What's up Soros.

There is a difference between jews and kikes therefore, yes

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If all the survivors are coming forward then that means we should be adjusting the numbers of dead downward.
Dead men tell no tales and a lot of tales are getting told.

Sage

Reported

Was it real in your mind schlomo?

Do you miss the pools and showers?

Maybe it's time to meme it out of reality
Praise Kek.

>Newfags will respond to the most obvious bait ever without dropping a sage

If the Auschwitz site doesn't sell "I went to Auschwitz and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" shirts, Jews are less entrepeneurial than I thought.

No, you're not.

How many times were you gassed?

Were you sad when you had to leave the resort?

Would you recommend?
Rate pls

How many children rape?

Why didn't you die?

you brave, brave soul.
Sup Forums stands 100% with you.
we are all /holocaust survivors/ in some way or another.

For the guards and as a reconstruction of the site for preservation?... Jeez you deniers are dumbasses.

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My grandpa die in Auschwitz and I'm still denying the Holohoax

your grandpa died because teh american alliance cut off food supply to your camps

Didn't know the Einsatzgruppen was a location that we could cut off food to! The more you know....

how many times were you gassed

Mine did too.

He fell off a guard tower

REEEEEEEEEE
You kill my grandpa gib me reparation

More Holocaust victims are born every year.

My great grandpa fled Europe to avoid commie persecution.

Do I get gibs too?

No fuck off, only Jewish blood get gibs for the WWII.

Ooh poor soul. How were the shoas? How many times were you shoaed?

Well, fuck you then.

Was that a real article?!

How was the swimming pool and soccer team there? I bet Jews suck at soccer but you gave your best effort nonetheless.

Ohhh you are fucking a National Socialist!

how are you alive if the holocaust is real?

They used the pool to electrocute them according to some "survivor".

I've been found.
Fuggg :DDDD

Now the kike fly is coming for you :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Aha, I see. But how did the soccer team factor in?

Oy vey, I'm getting genetic flashbacks as well. It's real in my mind, so I should also receive reparations.

Did they turn your grandpa into a lampshade when he was six years old?

does anyone here know the record for the most amount of gassings without dying?

They trew balls at sholmo's head untill he was retarded and then they used his skin to build more balls.

You better prepare more hall of cost shekels

pfft
I think that's the first thing I've heard that makes me truly question the '6 million'.
It's against all logic, reason, and efficiency.

>build swimming pool
>install elaborate electrocution setup that will cover 50,000 gallons area
>invite everyone swimming
>zap
>having to fish the bodies out with grappling hooks or divers at the deep end
>having to empty the pool from all the urination and defecation of dying
>refill pool
>send out invitations to new pool party

versus

>lining them up in front of a mass grave
>shoot them
>bulldozer

oy vey, i'm remembering that too!

hey
how old are you mr survivor ?

England bringing the bantz today.

you don't get it, goy. no soldier would want to execute a bunch of jews with a bullet, that would make them feel too bad about it. obviously an electric swimming pool and a gas chamber would be easier on an evil nazi's conscience.

I guess like 6 million times

There were muslims in Hitlers army, why coudn't the do it. das rite cause is a fucking lie.

There're many more interesting stories if you look it up. Some bloke burned 4 bodies in 5 minutes in the same oven if i'm not mistaking, he is on youtube.

Second or third generation survivor?

Yeah but instead they gased them and then burned 6 MILLION bodies to ash-of which not a trace can be found.

Truly remarkable German efficiency there.

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>Born in 90's
>Holocaust survivalist.

Do you believe that Jews are trying to manufacture anudda shoah, so that when you run out of survivors that you will have a new batch.