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Dad found out I drink alcohol because of a bottle cap I forgot to clean from the trash
I denied it saying it belongs to a friend, but I don't think he believes me. How do I get out of this situation without getting literally disowned by my family?
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5pi/2
Akbar your dad, show him who's boss, ya ebn l 7mar
>Implying you can reason with fundamentalists
unfortunately you need to pack you bags before your dad kicks you out without your belongings
Just stop being a muslim
Stand firm, deny it, dont talk about it, act as if you are innocent and let it fade
Honor kill yourself and your family
He was literally crying today when he confronted me about it. Is anyone here willing to adopt me and fund my college and get me a place to stay?
Thanks
you cant solve this equation because you cant figure out the value of hot dog.
beer bottle = 10
hamburger = 5
beer mug = 2
wtf is hotdog equal to?
Unless you're 4, tell your dad to fuck off
Send your father, your mother, and yourself to Allah, peace be upon him.
Please be trolling.
Hotdog cannot equal zero.
tell him you will only indulge in hashish, coffee, and camels from now on like a good son
>over 18
>still live at home
>In America
either you are an underage b& or a degenerate
maybe your retarded fucking religion is on to something with the no alcohol thing so you fuckers don't leech off of your parents in addition to the government.
Muslim or not you can move the fuck away who gives a flying fuck about your mudslime fundamentalist parents. The busses run every day dipshit. Either go make a life for yourself or continue to live at home and have to follow daddy's rules.
take your beheading like a man
the hot dog is a variable, retard
This is probably what I'll do. Family is pretty weak desu, they know I'm not too religious so this wouldn't surprise them too much.
Also, when he first came in I thought he found out I smoke but it turned out to be much worse.
No get the fuck back to your home country and take your faggot dad with you.
>Fundamentalists
Liberal anti-christian buzzword
You should probably just kill yourself. Don't you people have a pretty good severance package?
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stop being muslim
h-hold on let me check my table of integrals
become an apostate
what would you rather me say Religious Literalness?
also we are talking about Islam here
>Muslim
Jihad is your only remaining option, my son.
>putting infinity over 0
Kek
Can you guys actually provide real pragmatic advice without any condescension?
"Muslims"
Maybe "Quran followers"
Kill yourself or kill your dad either way there'll be one less mudslime to waste ammunition on
You have to honor kill yourself OP. Only way your Dad will respect you after this.
>pragmatic advice
Wrong website.
This isn't tumblr
What does the hotdog represent?
>Advice
Change religion or kys
rape your father and stone him to death for being a faggot.
How does changing religion help me at all in this situation? Stop being so fucking dense
Don't drink alcohol
>made him cry
That's awful.
retard
You're the one being dense.
Being a Muslim simply isn't compatible with advancing the human race.
I bet you aren't even a real Muslim.
Just a hipster fag that gets his willy wet from virtue Signalling SJWs that praise you for existing
Good luck with that, fag
>american education
Sorry for being a slow poke 5pi/2
You could reason with him saying that alcohol being haram was a necessity back in the Arab days now it's part of the culture we live In but with my experience with Muslim friends this won't work just keep denying it don't accept at any cost make one of your non Muslim friends vouch for you, and after he done paying for your college come clean
you have no choice but to blow yourself up in a crowded space. listen what allah tells you faggot
just die
Clean yourself up and stop drinking. Tell them truth and quit lying to the people that took time out of their lives to make and raise you. They just want whats best for and you alcohal will ruin your life.
how would I go about solving this lovely equation in op's picture?
Hot Dog is x, rest of the fast foods are constants it's relatively easy integration after that
Go home goatfucker
This.
Whatever you do, don't steal your dad's cab and drive out to a party and instead accidentally pick up a fare and end up partying with her then getting fucked up and walking up next her corpse and then running from the police and getting arrested then becoming a bad ass in prison and befriending the dude from battlefield 4s campaign and eventually getting out to your disappointed punjabi parents.
have no idea what the f infinity thing is. what subject is that, even?
I drink once every 6 months. And that too a single bottle of beer or a cup of whiskey. I don't have a fucking alcohol problem. Only a discretion problem.
>Drinks a beer
>Family disowns you
What a reasonable belief system.
That was a pretty good story. Would make a good tv show desu.
The army will adopt you user.
And pay for your college
It's the Dirichlet integral, the first three lines are elementary.
You can figure out the last one with a bit of complex analysis
Human
It's integration, part of mathematics are you 16 or did you not have maths as a subject after 16?
that's an integral you baboon
I recognize that background!
Leave your family, if they're muslim they're not worth your trouble.
faggot muzzie OUT
You have to use a Fourier transform to solve the integral. The hotdog is a variable just used to evaluate the integral.
tell him not to worry so much, the right wing deportation squads will take care of all is problems soon enough :)
the Muslim religion is what is causing your dad to be a freak about a bottle cap. D E A L W I T H I T
Drinking AND fibbing? Enjoy the sulfurous torment pal. Dad is the least of your worries at this point. Best course now is to have a lovely pint of repentance.
Thanks bb, that clears it.
I have a high school diploma but I didn't finish the curriculum.
I figured it could be it but I didn't know for sure.
No need to be rude, sad cunt.
But he made his dad cry. Its not worth it.
it would be something like this
Alcohol is degenerate. The only alcohol that you should even consider drinking is the stuff you make it yourself.
yep
bomb yourself in the subway
it will be your repentance from your sin, and you will be a martyr honoured by all other muslims which will make your dad have to forgive you
5π/2
>desmos
Yea, but this is how you're supposed to do it.
academiconion.wordpress.com
Do yourself a favor and just end it all
kill yourself
Swede
Yeah, no. Too degenerate. And can we move back from math to my problem? It's literally the biggest fuckup of my life yet.
Remind him alcohol isn't haraam. If that doesn't work tell him your boyfriend was drinking. What did you do with the bottle?
Blow yourself up. You'd be doing the world a favour to!
*too
also
>that exclamation mark at the end
Are you 50?
The US military will adopt you, fund your college, provide you with a job AND a place to stay. However you are the government's bitch for however long your contract is. Good luck.
It's not desu,firstly unless he confronts you again just keep quite he might understand the situation on his own secondly they won't disown you for alcohol they are just saying that I have seen countless similar cases with very orthodox Muslim families in the end you are his kid
R A R E
A R E R
R E R A
E R A R
What do you mean?
Buy Dad a beer and tell him to loosen up a bit.
I'd call it "¿what happened last night?"
Confess your sins, submit.
Just wait for him to die. You can't fix retarded people.
Update: Father just called his brothers and my brothers to come over. We're probably gonna have a serious fucking chat.
this just shows that people dont know what they are doing when they calculate an integral
or literally just copy like dumb monkeys
There are two things in the world that will lead to nothing good. Doing ill unto others, and doing ill into thyself.
? you are government property when you enlist, just go back to your home country
Tell him to fuck off, you're an American, not some mudshit savage. You can drink beer and eat all the pork you damn well please.
Kill your family. That's the go to solution for your kind. If you don't, they will surely kill you, as that is the common solution for your kind.
Yes, rip their limbs off.
Tell him that you have become anatolian muslim
Of all your repugnant and self-retarding tendencies, the Oriental kowtowing to The Family is surely most remunerative but most destructive. You are in the West now. Consider seriously and practically how you could how be your own man and not a salaaming satrap living at home so mommy can pay for everything. You are old enough to drink beer after all.
And if you are going to live at home, you have no excuse for disobeying the rules of that house, no matter what those rules are.
It seems ridiculous or impractical but the best thing that ever happened to me was getting thrown out. You are 100% able to take care of yourself.
enlist in the military preferably Air force ,Navy, and Coast Guard without telling your father or anyone else.
however this process might take up to a year.
If you have never been hospitalized or no medical complications it could take less
You don't have to user fourier transforms to do it, you can do it by taking the integral in the complex plane.
Have you ever considered this?
calmly explain that alcohol in moderation is fine regardless of what his desert religion has brainwashed him to believe