Take out your penis and start jerking off

Take out your penis and start jerking off.

Y-yes Mr. Soros. Blacked? Cucked pr0n? Guide me

Don't take out your penis and stop jerking off

Yes lord soros

Fuck off azazel

I shall continue to jerk off into my shorts, then. It will harden, and provide protection for my genitals.

Svtop stealing memes

yes master

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I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense

I will be voting Hillary Clinton in 2020

Hey, chink.

You forgot to say you are a leaf.

WHAT DO I DO AHHH

Well post a cute girl not some close up of some shitty old faggot then.

>I have a leaf

Dem dick sucking lips.

I'll do it later mr soros sir is gfur acceptable

Yes, master

I already had my dick out

really makes me think
wtf i hate celibacy now
is soros dare i say... out guy?

What is it with leafs and copypasta?
Have they become so bad at shitposing that they go to plebbit and copy shit to try and save themselves?

Since OP is a filthy old man loving faggot I am going to help my anons out a bit.

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Does it have to be multicultural fapping?

S T O P

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kys weeb degenerate

Back to plebbit with you, where you belong.

Anime is right wing
Sup Forums is an anime board
Fuck off to r*ddit

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Hell fuck no!

It's "take off your pants and jacket" you old fart

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Good goyim, keep fapping to drawings of kids instead of getting real life pussy and having white babies.

Jokes on you jew I just finished

>666
Listen to uncle Varg.

I am on it schlomo.

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Yeah that's a child in that picture, yep.

She is only 73 years old, basically still within prime Battleship age!

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Newfags getting jifd /thread