You get 5 minutes alone in a room with Jill Stein

>you get 5 minutes alone in a room with Jill Stein.

What do?

Cuddle with her

Kill her and then kill my self, so i can die like an hero

impregnate her by force

rape

Lick her shaved innie labia.

...

Ask her where I am and how the fuck did I get and how do I get out of there.

She will be my wife whether she wants to or not

Fist asshole and pussy at same time

shes too old for that user

Hard fast turbo deepthroat

Hanky panky

Straight into the oven. There is no other way with these (((people)))

Spread her cheeks and poo into her butthole.

Brush her teeth with something other than butter and clay

LMAO

sell her the concept of ecofacism and how she must align with the right to utilize their sense of order, work ethic and territoriality. Then, if given permission via an officious request, this

Wear a coat made of several endangered species, a trump hat, and an endangered plant. Burn the plant in front of her and say for her to recount the ashes.

*unzips dick*

I'd wanna taste on of her nips, but nothing to crazy. I have a feeling she's a roastie

Spin her like a dreidal

ask her is it possible to cure me

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MOMMY

Whip out my free trade washboard and have an Eco folk jam session

Spray thick, hot ropes of cum across her face.

Ask her what she's going to do with all that money she scammed from her supporters in order to 'fund the recount'

Inhale her farts

Hold a wifi router next to her head. Hoping 2.4 Ghz makes her go insane and kills her

Ask to suck her toes.

In no particular order
>discuss Marx and Trotsky
>copulate loudly

TONGUE PUNCH HER FARTBOX

Ask to sniff her panties

Stare at my shoes.

What if she was in her prime?

Cum on her hair

she looks more attractive now desu

She's always been cute.

piss on her. not really a fetish i have but i really need to piss and my mum is in the bath :/

Get off of Sup Forums, Grandpa.

Talk about politics.

she looked really average in her 20s
dont shitpost me lad

I would say, "Please don't say a fucking word, or I will punch you right in your lying, trouble making Jew whore mouth. I'm going to read this book, and I don't want to be disturbed." I would then read my book for 5 minutes, then leave.

It's the short hair and strong jawline that makes her even more attractive.

If she had cut her hair short when she was younger, she'd be a 9/10 hands down.