Mexico Happening Thread

Mexico Happening Thread

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So a normal day in mexico?

BASED

First for BUILD WALL

Paste the fucking link, fag.

There's a thread for you amerishit

Someone should sprinkle some cocaine on him, they seem to love the stuff


Sleep it off sleepy federale bro

Chabelo 2018

I propose we make an independent republic. Only northern states allowed.

We keep the name too.

Mad Mex: Fury Rotoplas soon?

whoa brah calm down i was just asking a simple question no need to shove a stick up your ass

Is he OK?

chicano de mierda

Story? Also status on situation atm?

Shit is pretty much near to hit the fan. Day of the rake soon.

Just sleeping bro, just sleeping.

trump-putin orchestrated coupe to put in socialism in mexico to completely bring back corporations + build that wall happening or not happening?

I think he made it

I couldn't be a cop. Fuck civilians, fuck people. At least with soldier's you're not a target for your own people because you don't fuck with them. It's your job to fuck with the people trying to fuck with your country. If I were a cop I would have to have the mentality that everytime I leave my house I am surrounded by my enemy.

What do the cartels do in a disaster?

I don't get it thats just an average day in Mexico

Imagine the price of the dollar when Trump is officialy made president

I will probably be able to afford gasoline for a month with the 10 dollars I have in my wallet

Who gives a shit about what happens in a turd world country?

mexico will become Zimbabwe tier pretty soon

Well that guy was the #1 fan

>This
Mexico is a third world shit hole.
like freaking out over bombings in Turkey.
its nothing new and its not shocking.
The moment you kicked the spanish out you've been doing this to yourselves. You're trash and all you're doing is confirming it.

>american intellectuals

bad news

>implying brazil ISNT a "turd world" country

i hate to say it mexican bros but your on your own

So are you going to tell us what actually happened?

What the fuck did you guys do now *sigh*

>implying
Mexico is fatter than America at this point
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gas price rose like 20% on the news/finalization of ford moving back

Give me a fucking break.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mq03FK8wXr0

>HAY VIENEN LOS PERROOOS

they were lighting gas stations on fire before the new year for not selling gas to the public.

the narcos are gonna end up in control. i think if a true revolution happens in modern times it would be coolest/actually important/ possible in Mexico

wot

Gib info

No, just a bit different.

Yeah who gives a fuck what happens in brashit?

STOP MOCKING MY ACCENT PROVINCIANO DE MIERDA

Is Chabelo our Bongadoff.
>rumored immortality
>friend with the political elite
>Most famous man in Mexico
>ability to modulate his voice

>Mexican Intellectuals

Motherfucker and his pompadour can fuck off. He better leaves this fucking country. cause he's getting mugged
youtu.be/iodJrWdF7nw

los piezas están en fila para que los narcos apoyen a las comunistas que están saliendo de Venezuela y más que nada, los gangeros. ya vas a ver que para que los estados unidos construye la pared tienen que tener un gobierno hostil y es perfecto que un coupé pasará en el país que no manda sus violadores y narcotraficantes.

I warned you.

Okay, but what's actually happening

Why is the people in the lower part of México so primitive?

>what is the internet
>cars
>electricity
>microwaves
>cellphones
Just accept that our homeland is shit, come kill Some niggers and all is forgiven.

From what I've seen it's most likely he was killed by another cop.

tl;dr from the other thread
For all Murricans asking wtf is this about this is the greentext TL;DR
>gas price is now officially free from government mandatory price
>gas went up around 20%
>80% of trade in mexico is mantained due to highway transportation thus every fucking product from tortillas to cars will probably be 5-10% more expensive to compensate line lf production costs
>public transport drivers and truck drivers started doing blockades in main highways all over the country
>niggercunt shitskin beaners stsrted rioting and robbing everywhere mainly cheap marts and electrodomestic stores: so far confirmed 1 walmart 3 aurrera and 3 coppel in mexico city metropolitan area
>Politicians meanwhile allowed and passed ballots for: gas passes aroun 800 dls/month, electoral council approved buying 300 iphone 7 units for their private use, christmas bonus for congressmen around 10k USD per congressmen protip we have 500 congressmen and 156 senators
>Tax Bureau claims it was for the better, and it might be but the gas shooted out 26 %BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING TAX
>governor of Veracruz is wanted for stealig around 13 million USD from the government
Nope Mexico won't be great again any time sooner
>implying Mexico was evee great

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AYYYYY LOS CHILANGOS

Ex goverment official here Q&A time, leave your questions and i will try to answer as many as i can

LOL, cop jumps off the back of the pickup and gets plowed by the next one.

it not the ford thing, the gov was subsidizing gas but will stop doing so, gas will have real prices now and the market will be open to private gas companies

american companies like exxon and shell will come too

>youtube.com/watch?v=mq03FK8wXr0
Chicago cosplay is pretty real famalam but to be perfectly honest you guys government make the US look like Mormon virgins they needed that kick in the ass long ago and at least you're not protesting because someone said nigger. Stay safe mexibro and sage all threads

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i way mas??

>lower part of Mexico
You mean Mexico?

youtube.com/watch?v=iXG9cM5QxgU

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porque estan tan enojados?

comensen unos dorilocos

hey my ameribros google dorilocos or better yet youtube it they wonder why they have a diabetes problem

ok, so they killed a police, does that mean the president now has an excuse to use lethal force against rioters?

.

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Ecatepecfag here
guys I just heard a shooting but I'm not sure if it is our nighty shooting or what

Mexico city here and it's all going fine.

Cuantas veces te han robado?

Like you a your dumbfuck relatives had something to do in those inventions
>we wuz inventors nd shieeet

then you have civilians trying to kill you for fucking with their country.

>mexican intellectuals

over the head she goes...

Top Tortilla

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you idiot mexicans hate everyone south of them and north you think they're going to let fucking venenzurlens which are all fags to let them tell the Mexican cartels how to do things fuck i hope you're at least very good looking

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You could be first world but you liberate niggers...

Hope so

varios más ocurrencias tienen que pasar para la ley marcial, hasta tanto no ver nada pero la policía comentiendo más matanzas a los pobre indios que roben.

saludos a mis compañeros listo para luchar.

kek

You better start reading the papers or going out of your fucking house, m8. It's not alright. Mexico city specially, tlalpan is blocked, has stations are blocked, the highways are being blocked, it's going to get worse.

a mí ninguna por ser neet y nunca salir de casa, a mi familia ya perdí la cuenta de cuantas veces, la mas reciente bajaron a mi hermana del carro a punta de pistola justo llegando a casa

Gas went up 3 pesos and people found an excuse to rob supermarkets

But your niggers are scary, how about I bring some beers, nachos and we watch Die Hard

>dorilocos
>no esto a cambio

Hi fellow Chihuafag, is La Casona still under the Ferreiro management or is Vallina who owns the place? Wanted to ask you in the other thread because I've seen Corral many many times lunching there. Nothing changes.

if you dont hear grenades and your door isnt being axed down everything should be fine

Aren't they reporting the happenings on the news? Why fucking leave the house at all?

What happened to your eagle, bro?

>Northern states only
>The fucking texmex degenerates with pointy boots that come to the US and don't raise their kids

What makes you think you're any better than the rest of your shithole?

Cigarette smoking man from x files

My boy, you haven't moved a finger in your life. Shit right now looks bad. The govt is making huge mistakes.

>brazil

>tfw i will never live in Ecatepec

XD

What was the real reason behind Videgaray being fired? Is he really that good of a friend with Trump?

Stays safe you mexi-bros.

Just want you to know (if things go sour) I always appreciated your bants & contributions to the board culture and I only meant about half of the nasty stuff I said about you..... half of the time.

You're alright.

>feelssogood

All that sodium made my eyes clot.

What's happening?

>mexican haute cuisine