Post your face when creationists exist

post your face when creationists exist

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Yes...
God created the world.
I am God's chosen one, obey me...

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>Yes...
>God created the world.
>I am God's chosen one, obey me...

but do you know who god is?

Creationists exist in such a small number in such specific isolated places that they're just a false flag against Christianity

I don't give a fuck about creationists. But I have to ask why do atheists care so much about it?

>misuzu
my nigga

>tfw athiest exist

Can the Bogs make Ann my gf?

Its more like Offsprings, not a hook up cart...

>My face when you deny reality

kek

Most republicans are creationists

>Deny /your/ reality
>implying reality is a single entity not on top of others in a constant shifting state
Do you feel it closing in?
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But are most creationists also republican?

You are correct that perception is reality, my perception of reality has no room for nonsense like the acknowledgement of higher powers.

When I'm in a room, alone, I feel alone. There is no presence or voice in my life.

My reality is that we are just like television sets, once you pull the plug, it ceases to operate.

That's a groovy song by the way thank you for sharing that with me, user.

Here's a groovy song in return.

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I'd assume so, in America at least. Generally there's a trend of ((("science denial"))) among the most highly educated republicans. After wading through so much bullshit they finally realize the truth.

I agree, this idea that studying science makes you believe creationism is baffling to me.

Every well read, intelligent person, capable of critical thinking is a creationist.

Edgy young naive kids love atheism because they hate the rules. You know how brainless little turds are.

"the rules".

Please explain these rules, user. I wasn't aware that we all lived by the same rules.

>Every well read, intelligent person, capable of critical thinking is a creationist.

Why?

Many years ago there was a tiny little dot. Then it exploded and stars and shiet were created. Then atoms evolved into fish and dinosaurs. Then rock hit the earth and monkeys were born. Then ape picked up a stick and developed abstract thinking.

Creationists btfo

Of course you weren't aware, you're ignorant. God created this world and gave us the rules, known as the Ten Commandments.

A naive kid will always choose to believe in evolution fairy tale, because it makes him an accidental random monkey so he can just 'enjoy' life.

>He thinks that if he doesn't believe in hell, it makes it not real
kek

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bonus kek

>Many years ago there was a tiny little dot. Then it exploded and stars and shiet were created. Then atoms evolved into fish and dinosaurs. Then rock hit the earth and monkeys were born. Then ape picked up a stick and developed abstract thinking.

That was an egregious false representation of over three hundred years of hard work.

Because being intellectually honest enables you to actually entertain all the sides of the story. Once you do that, you kind of can't escape the only logical conclusion left.

>Because being intellectually honest enables you to actually entertain all the sides of the story.

Okay.

>Once you do that, you kind of can't escape the only logical conclusion left.

Which is? :/

sounds like the ultimate creation

Hello, reddit!

Fun fact : It's been around for a long time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monad_(philosophy)

I have considered every creation myth. From China to the West and concluded that the Aztecs were the objectively correct ones.

Best we start killing virgins before the sun goes out.

>Which is? :/
That we can't be a product of accidental circumstances but instead life in a created world and will one day face the consequences for everything we do here.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monad_(philosophy)

alright?

You didn't explain anything other than you're own religious belief.

The ten commandments are principles that any person could come up with, you're telling me that a divine being such as your God, would give us simple, easily obtainable goals in our lives on Earth?

Get real, why would he want a bunch of sheep swelling up his "kingdom" instead of forward thinkers, minds and souls that question the very being that created them?

You say I'm ignorant, that me believing in an "evolutionary fairy tale" makes me conveniently insignificant in the spectrum of all.

I say that any person who lets their world view be determined, ruled, and molded by a novel re-written and translated multiple times throughout its history is in fact, the ignorant one.

You should get outside more, user. The world is ready for you to see it as it really might be, chance and the right circumstance.

>we can't be a product of accidental circumstances but instead life in a created world and will one day face the consequences for everything we do here.

What brings you to this conclusion?

Do you have physical evidence to support this?

Worked out for the greeks

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So did pederasty ...

>911

Your post alone shows that you didn't consider shit. But I don't really blame you, your cognitive dissonance is very strong, possibly because of your weak mind, possibly because of your age, who knows.

You're just using the standard Aztecs argument, not even realizing the unlimited assumptions behind it.

So much theoretical nonsense has been installed into your brain that you can't get out of the box, and you don't even know that you can't.

Feel sorry for your soul but that's life.

I would love to explain to you why you're wrong, but it kind of doesn't make sense, because you're way too ignorant to have a discussion about this topic.

>a novel re-written and translated multiple times throughout its history

Translating is not wrong. Translating a translation is wrong. We have the original Hebrew scripture, directly translated into english (King James). Every single translation is done from the original text.

The word of God has been preserved, you just chose to believe dumb arguments when you don't even know anything about the scripture.

It comes down to having a very good grasp on both theories.

Creationism has been explained in detail all over the internet, you can find if you seek.

If you'd like just a lighter introduction into the topic, I'd highly suggest watching Kent Hovind's creation seminars on Youtube. They're easy to understand and fun to watch.

>It comes down to having a very good grasp on both theories.

mmhmm

>Creationism has been explained in detail all over the internet, you can find if you seek

That doesn't tell me or anyone that it is the "only logical conclusion"

>If you'd like just a lighter introduction into the topic, I'd highly suggest watching Kent Hovind's creation seminars on Youtube. They're easy to understand and fun to watch.

Those videos are not physical evidence.

You avoided my question and replaced it with a narrative user. This is why nobody bothers to have a reasonable debate with creationists.

:(

In the time it took you're pathetic mind to defend your own fairy tale, you could have given me any number of theories, ideas, opinions, or "facts" that would have given me food for thought.

Once again, you're the one refusing to escape your comfort zone and actually defend your beliefs. "Oh look we translated DIRECTLY from one language to another! NOTHING could POSSIBLY be different between these two languages' description of the so-called events from the Bible".

The word of God is ideology passed on from man to man, just like today, that .5 difference in spelling and word variation could absolutely have a difference in meaning of said word.

You're hiding behind a book that was written people, regardless of who they were told to write it by.

Video is an introduction. It's a fun way to break your strong denial to actually allow you to think about it.

Your school textbook that taught you how you came from a rock wasn't physical evidence either, but you're eating it up like a cake.

Your brain can't understand the difference between fact and interpretation, and I can't do anything to satisfy that criteria. You will just dismiss anything I give you, just like you dismissed this video.

I told you where you can start if you actually care. If you don't, that's not my problem, you'll solve this with God one day.

"Don't even know anything about its scripture"

Why would I believe that a bush engulfed in flames, but not actually burning, told someone to lead a specific group of people to freedom?

That's like if I said a bird surrounded by a hurricane sung to me a melody that described how to save all the polar bears.

Same user.

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Just a couple of minutes ago you were 100% sure that we have been translating the translations and losing meaning for hundreds of years.

You just learned that we translate the scriptures directly from original.

What am I supposed to discuss here with you? You don't even know the basics and I've heard the dumb arguments your gave over and over again.

>It's a fun way to break your strong denial

You're projecting a narrative on me again.

>Your school textbook that taught you how you came from a rock wasn't physical evidence either, but you're eating it up like a cake.

Depends, all American educated scientists put theory to practice in labs.


>Your brain can't understand the difference between fact and interpretation

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>You will just dismiss anything I give you, just like you dismissed this video.

You haven't given me anything other than a YouTube video and Google.com. That's not very compelling to people who live in first world countries user.

>I told you where you can start if you actually care. If you don't, that's not my problem, you'll solve this with God one day.

It's irrelevant if i care. I gave you a chance to engage in a rational debate; you've displayed that you're upset most people on the other side of the argument dismiss you and you claim they don't understand you. But it's really you who dismiss them and don't understand them, you don't even attempt to either.

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I wish you had an idea how ridiculous your beliefs are. But you have a long way to go.

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No, there are versions translated from languages other than Hebrew.

You're telling me what I think.

I simply elaborated on why your single argument could still be wrong.

I find you to be a terrible believer if you can't even find a reason to maybe try to convince me in any shape or form beyond "The testaments! the word of God!"

Okay.

How many times does an electronics factory have to explode for a simple calculator to come out of it?

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>You have a long way to go
If that's true, I hope the end of my journey takes me far, far away from you people who gobble up a book just as you claim I gobble up evolution.

Oh you'll be surprised. Truth is stranger than fiction.

That's very true, which is why I find your fiction to be so simple compared to what actually is.

How easy it must be to believe in a divine reason for everything that is.

>reddit will never leave Sup Forums alone

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Who invented atheism?

>there are people
>on this board
>that believe in macro-evolution
>that believe in man-made global warming
>these people consider themselves redpilled
holy shit I hate you guys so much why haven't you killed yourself yet

jews to spite God after He said Goys get to go to heaven too