Fuck australia

Fuck australia

leave

Especially Melbourne

>unzips your pants
>loving suckles on your penis
>tenderly looks you in the eyes
>giggles as you spurt in my mouth
>eagerly cleans your shaft and kissies on your balls

Anytime user

kek speaks. Fuck Melbourne.

the fuck did u just say u lil traitor bitch

What kind of attitude is that? We live here. Don't fuck Australia, fuck the retards attempting to undermine it.

The trips of truth! Praise Kek!

Um, fuck Sydney too. We should just shove all the shitskins into Melbourne.

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FUCK OFF LEB CUNT

You fuck Australia, I hold it down for you.

Yes

ching chong go back to CHINA YOU FUCKEN CUNT

Sup you 2nd rate whites. Tell me, what's life like down under in the chode of humanity

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Whos actually Chinese and fucking up Sydney. I know I am.

>mfw even out fucking conservative party are massive sjw's

bring me a quick death

It's pretty good. What's life in your flat barren wasteland like Zhang?

How do chinks survive outside the hive? Considering that seeing eye doggos are out of the questions for obvious reasons

IMMA GET YA BITCH

It's pretty great. Great beaches, great people, mostly white, except for the city areas in Sydney and Melbourne. Fantastic weather and so on. Do I need to continue?

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A thread with literally only Aussie and Leaf posters.

It's cold and my boss is a zip. Everyday I pray for the opportunity to stab a nigger and live in a comfy 8x10 cell year-round

Please stop fella-ting my ballz tom cruise

Straya is a friend and an ally

and what about snek, spooders, and scorpios

DONT JEW KNOW IT ;)

AUSSIEFAGS COULDN'T LAST 1 GRILLED CHEESE UP IN CANADA.

IT'S OVER.

>electroberg 3000

Please list top 5 most based Australian cities

I've never been there but here's my guess, am I on the right track?

1. Brisbane
2. Perth
3. Adelaide
4. Newcastle
5. Hobart

>Brrraaaaaaaap
>On your pupper

What would u do?

>electroberg 3000
>berg
Checked

Is too fucking hot and humid. Fuck this place

give him back chinklet doggos are our friends

pretty much

I see a lot of you fucks in southern AB, nearly choked I figured we're being invaded. Dry as fuck here

>typed user as he was wedged between the house floor matress and his hairy dad.

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>Oi, is that a laser light? You got uh permit for that?

>nah, mate sorry
>its alright, just you gotta get your license alright

do cops in emuland beat the fuck out of people like in america? Fuck I love watching that shit

>Finland
kek

just abbos and libs
you treat them with respect and they return the same in kind, the above two groups don't know how to treat people with respect

The weather was perfect today.

Firearms

abbos still exist?

>jews have undermined it and now control it
>what are you doing about it

Fuck all.
Keep barking at mooslims.

Is Australia worth the 18 hour flight?

gimme gun

It hasn't been humid at all you poof and if you don't love the heat you can fuck off far out ur such a soft cunt

top kek

is this australian autism?

Gimme cheap Norinco m14.

Bris and Newy are shit holes. Adelaide was quite nice back in the day i went there.

>beer for dehydration
Finland u silly

The Aus you know now isn't the one I had as a kid.

No Aussie, i think its a jew, mate.

Fuck you cunt surviving in a hot climate is way harder than surviving in a cold climate you wouldn't last a fucking day in the sun we go to Canada all we have to do is wear plenty of warm clothes in fact count on it bitch Australia will invade you fucking tree huggers

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who wanna take bets that hillary has a room specifically designed to torture and mutilate frogs

I'm in love with a virgin Aussie girl I met on omegle bros

She wants to meet me, do I go?

>tfw aiming down the barrel of all those different guns at pic related

unfortunately

>virgin Aussie girl
I've got news for you mate

>former leader still downs beers at the cricket
cant get much more based. no other country had a leader that held the world record for drinking a beer the fastest.
STRAYA > WORLD
eat a fat dick ya bunch of soft cunts

She's [spoiler]15[/spoiler]

>Meeting Australian girl on omegle who claims to be a virgin

This post has been sent to the AFP as evidence of potential child endangerment.

guns are banned, fireworks are banned, walk around sydney during the night you're gonna get punched in the back of the head by some drunk cunt for sure high chance of gangs of somalis and others niggers will chase you and beat you, but come to QLD more whites, got some asians, most abos stay away from white people bit more friendlier here as well

4051

Bout to finish a joint and watch a movie. Anyone recommend a film that does a hard 180 that'll blow my mind when stoned?

The Prestige

Seen that one. Pretty good twist, even if it went a bit magical.

Kiss my obese and social welfare dependant ass, FAGGOT.

I'll use my free money to buy a maussberg without any ID and give your head some speed holes.

she's probably already had a dozen dicks in her
also 16 is the age of consent

Mate have I got news for you!

how many of you aus cunts remember that tv show round the twist fuck the start creeped the fuck outta me

>not reading the books first then waiting for the tv adaptations

C'mon cobber, get cultured.

The poles will shift and you'll be new greenland soon

Punch a stingray for steve

Not sure you've checked the latitudes, m80. Tasmania might get a bit chilly willy but they're all just inbred tree huggers.

>become new greenland
>asians, indians and libs hate the cold
>leave new greenland
I see no problem here

Every australian is hating on the city with least abos

Enjoy being attacked by drunk shitskins at night

>Enjoy being attacked by drunk shitskins at night

I thought this was a favourite german past time?

>tfw we renamed all our german towns after the war to abo names

I must visit Hahndorf sometime though.

kek
say hello to your mudslime neighbours you cuck

>It hasn't been humid
It's a bit above 24 and I'm sweating like a pig. My BMI is about 23 so it's not being a fat cunt

Aussie bros! I got a wedding invitation from a good friend of mine that lives in Ivanhoe, Melbourne. While I am down there for 2 weeks in late February, Is visiting the southern highlands and Brisbane do-able?

t. Texas

Fuck off, cunt. Newca-STLE!
>best beaches on the E coast
>Working-class heritage
>Super Hubert
>Big Dog
>Johnsy
>The Chief
>Henny Penny

I bet you eat Red Rooster you fucking loser

>do-able
Sure. The the flight's only 2 hours from Melbourne to Brisbane. It's gonna be hot and humid as fuck in late Feb though, but it's a nice city with great hinterlands.

the robots are going to cuck us all chaim
the roboChads are here, step aside humans

This. Paul Jennings was our JK Rowling in the early '90s.

Then it turned out the ABC was making a SHOW of it? Holy fuck, the '90s were awesome.

Cheers! I am from southeast Texas, I am immune to hot and humid weather.

we'd get comfy snow in winter tho

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and christmas in winter too

>Best beaches on the E coast
Mate do I have news for you, better beaches around Sarina/Mackay and Bowen in North Queensland, 100 percent less chance of getting sticked by some druggies fucking buried needles as well.
>2hrs to Sydney to visit you bf faggot
Well this is something to be expected from the homo territory of Australia
>Super Hubert
Shit
>Big Dog
Shit
>Johnsy
I will give you that, both the Johns boys are some of the best footy players I have ever seen though I am more of a Mark Sargeant fan myself when it comes to the knights.
>The Chief
Yep, another top player and also top bloke, had the honor of meeting him and sitting down and having a yarn, he is as big in real life as on the telly
>Henny Penny
Clearly superior to Red Rooster, so I will give you that.

>tfw you didn't win Powerball ;_;

I don't know that feel yet, cobber. Let me enjoy the dream a little longer.

Why would you not check immediately?