Just got rejected from all my unis to study computer science. Just fuk up my shit senpai.
Logan Nelson
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Why hello there, how's life as a deskjocky at a British intelligence service?
Luke Stewart
Just be careful user, don't do anything that will fuck your life over in the long run. Maybe you could have one raided by police for terrorist activities? Who knows your information may be proven right and you would have done some equally good stuff.
Christian Scott
I used to be a homophobe and ex pence poster Now I have a boyfriend and I'm the sub
Grayson Williams
That's lovely but I don't care. Hello have a nice week.
Henry Campbell
Reminder that you're only gay if you receive.
Matthew Anderson
Should I tell my parents?
Eli Torres
>mfw we voted to leave the EU
I will NEVER stop grinning like a fool when I remember this. NEVER.
Hudson Green
Bad thread
Henry Wood
non white people should be chucked out the country
Aiden Ortiz
>tfw not gay but loathe women as anything other than visually attractive baby machines.
Tyler Miller
Germans are more of a threat to Europe than Muslims and Jews. Prove me wrong.
Fortunately it's not for faggot (((news outlets))) to decide what is and is not a hate crime
Whoever prosecutes will undoubtedly push for hate crime charges and it'll take five minutes for a jury to return a guilty verdict once they've heard the video
Isaiah Jackson
Pretty funny actually, certainly by the standards of BBC comedy nowadays
Xavier Torres
Top Kek
You have far too much faith in western elites
Austin Butler
I was just having a moment, I'm re-calibrated now. no worries
You gonna go for clearance or whatever it's called? I've seen a fair few programming jobs about so there is a job market out there for when you graduate. That or try to go for some sort of engineering.
Benjamin James
Every faggot studies computer science
Cameron Turner
Funny, the only relevant qualification I got for computer science was a B in maths and I got an offer for CompSci from Exeter in Clearing
There's still hope lad
Lucas Miller
what dig nige speak about last night?
Carter Roberts
Alcohol
Hudson Ward
>you fucking love me >brexit? >nah but you proper love me >meeeeeeeeee
Landon Foster
Are muslims still allowed to claim benefits for their multiple wives? (British can't)
Colton Rivera
I wasn't qualified enough to get into uni.
Charles Rivera
it means you are a beta, just like the other one
Liam James
Sauce on the image?
William Hall
Yes, they are.
I hate this fucking country.
Jaxon Hernandez
no rush lad, i just sent my application off (i'm 25) if you want to do it you just need to be patient and find the right course and place. Getting shunted in straight out of 6th doesn't help everyone
Ryder Martinez
it's archived on a playboy thread on /s/ somewhere, I ca't remember her name
Cooper Thompson
I am literally not qualified enough for any uni course.
William Harris
Open University lad
Ryan Collins
It's expensive
Isaiah Bell
It's a fraction of the cost of actual uni
Owen Butler
>tfw ran out of patience and dropped some Bowden on goybook
I highly doubt that, you can probably at least get in to some shit tier Uni like London Metropolitan or something.
Juan Thompson
if you mean the loan, i didn't need it because i didn't need any extra q aside from my a levels. but it was good to know it existed
Christian Ward
Aren't A levels the equivalent to highers here in Scotland? I'll never get them, struggled and failed with GCSEs (Nationals here in Scotland, I think) enough back in my school days.
Daniel Jackson
I never understood why gcse and a level courses are not available for all online through a government portal at a reduced cost. Such a waste.
Lincoln Anderson
I would love a good old fashioned rumpy-pumpy session with Meghan
Samuel Hill
What do we do about catholic qts?
Charles Wilson
I have 4 gcses, council still funded me to go to college and i pumped out grade As for their stats. Prove you have matured/gained life experience etc and are not at risk of screwing with their stats/ofsted report and most colleges will probably take you on and bill the council
Cameron Williams
Nope, I can't.
Honestly, it's that bad.
Gavin Thomas
cant you get GCSEs on open U
Christian Gonzalez
...
Ian Allen
Matured? I was always mature in school, I just found it too hard, hence no qualifications at all.
Benjamin Edwards
>Catholic Dropped
Henry Kelly
I'm not sure, they said to contact learn direct on their FAQ
Michael Kelly
Samantha Dorman
Mason Jackson
>see the same black guy outside for 2 weeks >realised then he's moved in a few doors down >literally fuck >neighbours are mostly old racist leave supporters >together we are in collective disbelief that he had the cheek to invade our racist safe space >had to remove one of my golliwogs from the window sill before he sees it and goes apeshit >surrendered to a nigger so the police don't confiscate my golliwogs
So hows things round your end lads?
Jordan Garcia
Just claim as a community that he's disturbing the peace and that you all want him gone. They'll remove him eventually.
Michael Wood
they don't know that, though. Anyway there are alternatives to GCSEs that have the same value, and alternative routes to anything. You have to put in the effort and research if you actually want to achieve, though.
Brody Williams
So lads I've been banging this girl from the year below on my course the last few months whilst at uni problem is shes been dating this guy back home for the last two years.
I really feel bad for the guy, its not just me shes been sleeping around with either, do you guys think i should maybe tell him somehow would hate to be in his situation tbf.
Jacob Hughes
Don't really see what all the fuss is about desu, I'd shag her but definitely not wife material (because she's a nigger)
Jonathan Jackson
Give out a golliwog to each of your neighbours and have them all display it in their windows, strength in numbers my friend
