I thought all germans spoke English? Just got back from a trip and no one spoke it. Fucking subhumans

I thought all germans spoke English? Just got back from a trip and no one spoke it. Fucking subhumans.

we speak arabian, idiot

>expecting turks, syrians and assorted africans to know English

seems like pretty high expectations desu mate

I am sorry

Germans are retarded subhumans unable to speak English.

Especially subhuman East Germans

But thankfully we are increasing the value of English in our schools and are decreasing the value of useless German.

There is no reason to learn any other language than English.

German has a million English words adapted in the last decade anyway.

Come back in a decade and you'll see an intelligent, English-speaking, modern country, I promise!

cuck

>Come back in a decade and you'll see an intelligent, English-speaking, modern country, I promise!

Oh boy. Keep taking the drugs Fritz.You're gonna need 'em.

Fuck off globalist scum, go back to the oven

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>Come back in a decade and you'll see an intelligent, English-speaking, modern country, I promise!

And people say Germans don't have a good sense of humor

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Well what's with the smarmy attitude Germans have? When I would ask "Do you speak English?" or "Sprechen sie Englisch?" many would say "Nein! Sprechen sie Deutsch!". I already know you speak German you motherfucker I'm in your country.

Everybody's forced to learn it in theory but there's no need for it on a daily basis, so most people are insecure about it

>go to germany
>don't speak their language
>get mad because they don't speak english

Finest german intolerance

That's our sense of humour :^)
The best german laugh included 6 million participants

>loud annoying Australian shouting in your face
>want's to know where the nearest mcdonalds is
>pretend to not speak english

>travel to germany
>know the're speaking german in their own country
>i bet everyone will unterstand me just fine

Because thats What we do. Germans talk english to each other because its already 2017

Germans speak English just fine but no one understands your prisoner island slang.

Most under 40 year old speak it. Where did you went?

> Go to next mosque

> Laugh about Kuffirs

They don't.
Same goes for French & Spanish.
Not sure about any other nationality.

Fins, Dutch, Flemings are known for our English

in big cities people don't speak german either

>no one spoke it.
Good. They are sticking to their own language, as everyone else should do.

That doesn't mean "I speak German", it means "Speak German!" or "Do you speak German?"

A country which has never been ruled by England having the vast majority of it's population speaking fluent English is a massive red flag that the country is extremely cucked, just look at Sweden. Your post actually indicates that Germany isn't as cucked as people think.

That doesn't mean "I speak German", it means "Speak German!" or "Do you speak German?"

> Dutch
> known for anything
kek

Rare example of German sarcasm. Well done, Fritz!

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They speak arabic

Depends on the type of English, most speak general American

Those countries speak American English because of American influence. Germany is just an American owned unincorporated territory.

Hahaha, you totally misunderstood them. They verbally fucked you in the ass.

Kraut and Tea pls go

Oh Aussie, you and your bantz. Never change you little rascal :^)

You think that's bad? Kids here have started taking lessons in Chinese.

>Where did you went

why don't you learn german you untermensch?

most of us speak english but prefer to cold shoulder you

You mean Arabic

Correct. Hense why they're cucked. They adhere to the decadent culture coming out of the (((USA))) instead of their own.

I thought all Australians spoke English? I just came back from melbourne and barely anyone spoke it. Fucking subhumans

You are supposed to learn their language, dumb fuck.

I love you.

You and >tfw nip poster are the best on the board.

>German has a million English words
oxymoron

Töte dich endlich!

Let me guess you went to east germany?

I thought all Swedes spoke English? I just got back from Malmö and barely anyone spoke it. Fucking subhumans.

Well now that UK is leaving, what's the point speaking English again?
>implying Bogans and Americans even know proper English

>go to germany
>expect everyone to speak english

i dont go to straya and expect anyone to speak german either.

>Die Juden

Top kek

This makes me sad

Why the fuck does any country accept the Ozzy passport?

I thought all Americans spoke English? Just got back from a trip and no one spoke it. Fucking subhumans.

i just got back from australia and no one spoke german. fucking untermenschen

>But thankfully we are increasing the value of English in our schools and are decreasing the value of useless German.
Source: Your Ass

>German has a million English words adapted in the last decade anyway.
Thats number is way too high, you're making this too dramatic.

Yeah thats just a lot of bullshit

They prolly didn't understand your gibberish version of English and couldn't be bothered to keep up with your ANUDDA SHRIMP ON DA BAABEEY