ITT shit your classmates said that hurt the most

>try fitting in by telling a joke
>silence
>"let's laugh so that he doesn't say it again"
>"HAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHA"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I told you not to come to school today

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shto e nasrana taq jaba we

No shit bring popular is more important than merit to your shit friends. Good u learned early

> Stop dangling your feet under my chair, they smell!

Btw op IT is imperative that you tell us your joke, i assumed IT was funny in my first post

tfw the kid that sits behind me thinks I'm autistic and talks to me like I'm a toddler

"We're laughing at you, not with you"

>"Woah nigga watch yourself that nigga gon' shut up the school if you keep roasting em ahhhahah"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT EVEN WHITE

I remember something from school, many years ago.
A kid (not Russian), started to talk about my Country.
He said that all Russians are children of Whores.
He said fuck Russia.
My feeling were huuurt badly, you might imagine.
My heart bled like his nose after i took his head and smashed it against a table.

I was bullied and had no friends for most of my school years. One really stuck with me though.

I had no friends in grade 7 and I was awkwardly standing around a circle of guys talking, the only one not included or made room for within the circle. At what point one of the guys turns his attention towards me and says "Why do the girls like you user?". I didn't know what to reply. One piped up and said "They think user is funny". Another then said "I've never heard user say a single thing that's funny of worth listening to". And they all laughed and one guy pushed me away from the circle of people.

Girls didn't really even like me. I was just the only guy who didn't act like an autist around them because I grew up with 4 sisters.

lt's stupid kid stuff, but I was known as "the funny guy" in all my previous years. It's what I thought was my only redeeming quality.

But he was right, it IS full of whores. Just like your mother

Is it you?

>nobody will ever believe you

Bill Murray after he raped me during recess

a girl blamed me for stealing her pen
i was so pissed i beat her up

How can be one woman full of whores?
Baka Sergei.

that's just friendly banter la

>sitting in school, rows of desks
>feel this massive pressure from gas, but class is almost over so I can hold it
>have to get my notebook, lean to the side to get it
>somehow it breaks free, and there's a deafening boom of fart
>see the girl who sits next to me, her face cringing in disgust
>people laugh, somebody asks who it was
>guy next to me says it wasn't him. I'm beet red, starting to sweat, say it wasn't me
>guy in front of me spins around and says that it totally was
>everybody starts laughing
>qt girl on the other side of the room says, "guys! Don't make fun of him!! He'll bring a gun to school."
>never even seen a gun irl
>immediately start waving my hands for some reason, stammering out "haha, no, no way never" while smiling, trying to look as harmless as possible
>teacher yells for us all to quiet down

Picture unrelated

"the american, the german, the bulgarian and the turk climed to the roof of a skyscraper.
the american said for america and jumped off to his death
the german said for germany and jumped off to his death
the bulgarian said for bulgaria and pushed the roach"

why not beat him up тoвapищ

I didn't fart but the kid who farted was popular and people around us knew he farted but they still blamed me and since that that day I people blame me whenever someone farts even if it clearly wasn't me.

>ITT: people who can't handle bantz

godverdomme man, kap eff met ruften

aмa eбa ли я в пycитo пocлe :D

He was silent after that, so i let it go.
>im not an agressive Person
>fuck i miss scholl

DUUUUUUUUUUUUD
can you get some confidence?
first of all maybe the joke was bad.
secondly: maybe the joke was bad for that group. this happens a lot, this is why i don't try to joke in groups i don't know.
third: maybe they was just slow understanding

forth:
BITCHING ABOUT THIS AND NOT FORGETTING AFTER 1 MINUTE IS BETA.

Things to do:
go work out.
improove your communication skillz
talk more to ppl, be a good listener. Not just what they say, more like: HOW they say it.

Communication is a difficult thing, i was like you a few years ago. This has to do 90% confidence stuff. Working out helps with it. The other part is the actual communication, that you have to be self aware while you do it. Before you notice you'll don't need to be self aware while you talk with someone, and be able to guide the conversation, and play with other ppl

why did this make me kek like le monke

>Tfw I bullied kids like the typical Sup Forums poster in school

User to make some kid carry by school bag at the cost of being knocked out of he didn't do it.

>classmates
holy shit are you 12?

kato porasna da

Why would they be committing suicide for their countries?

>"Haha, Egor looks like a girl!"
>"Hey there, GIIIIIIRL!"
>"Oh wait, you're a boy?"
And you know what? I started liking it. All those insults fucked me up so much that they actually gave me a fetish for cross-dressing and looking like a girl. At least I didn't stop liking girls
You can call me a faggot, I don't deny it. I try not to show my faggotry on public

could be 12th grade (19yr) or a old story

b-baka egor

kek

shit, that brings back memories
>middle school
>having a test after lunch break
>ate a huge ass doner and my ass is about to explode
>seated next to a roastie because of the test
>out of fucking nowhere
>the loudest most disgusting inhumane fart in human history coupled with liquid shit
>girl next to me screams her lungs out as if she's being fucking raped
>entire class screaming/laughing
>run to the bathroom and cry
>the teacher hat to persuade me for 20 minutes to come out of the stall
>when she brought me back to the classroom she told the entire class to not laugh but they laughed hysterically anyways
>mfw they called mommy to bring me an extra pair of jeans and underwear
i never made friends throughout middle school....

Pics or it didn't happen

it's a joke

Wrong board. You want

SAGE

Do you want a faggy picture of my face
What are you gay

Was ik niet

that doesn't happen irl

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It's a joke that makes no sense.

sure showed her

this. evey fucking time desu

You gotta understand that it's okay to not be funny. It's a talent, a gift. Not a right.
Stop trying and find yourself another quality, this should make you stop making an ass of yourself around people, and even better, make them interested in you.

>He's a gargoyle! If he stares at you, you will turn to stone!
>I can't wait for white people to be bred out!
>Sorry user, Chad asked me to the dance.

Im in the same boat but looking back on it i feel like an idiot for fucking with the non-degenerate autists. They are good people.

Never gave much weight to what my classmates said, but the most monumental dump that was taken on me during HS was when, after exceeding the allowable absent days, I was expelled to the "alternative education" program. It was on the "black side" of town, and despite being relatively intelligent I was deemed a waste of resources and slated to be sent to the 3rd world facility with no tech and low grade text books. I went to the VP negress to plead for another chance, and was refused. "I'll set you up with a mentor. Do you know (insert name of guy who jumped me w/ his cousin the previous year). I opted to drop out

>eating with my new and only friend
>he came to america from some country in asia at 7yo and this was his first year in america
>"Once I become more popular I won't have to sit with you at lunch anymore"
>he doesn't even think this is offensive or anything in anyway
>I just sit there stupefied and don't even tell him how that felt
is the asian people being heartless meme true?

2many Bulgarians

Wtf is going on here? Unless your school is in 1933 Germany I don't care about your faggot stories