Lindsay Lohan is embracing Islam, urges more whites to follow her lead

lmao
Where were you when converting to Islam is the current trend for whites?

youtube.com/watch?v=_6CDeSd1B_g

Better memorize the Quran now you inbred racists. It's your turn next.
Alhamdullilah

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if it weren't for the whole 'kill the westerners' part of Islam i'd be on board

Lindsay Lohan is an asset of Turkish intelligence. Not even meming, it's great. The world is greater than five!

>A drug addict embraces crazy ideals
whats new?

Tpbp

Apparently this has something to do with her whoring herself out to rich Saudis, so I've been told.

Something in Islam that makes it ok to fuck whores as long as they are also Muslim.

Basically, she's signalling to Emerati Oil traders that it's open season for defecating on her.

>kindly asking whites to convert to this cool new religion free of degeneracy and empowers women is murder now
trumpcuck logic

>empowers women

do burkas give super powers?

This is the timeline where celebs are MK Ultra'd to all fuck, right?

nah
shes converting to Islam because it gives her strength. She also says reading the Quran prevents her from having negative thoughts and calms her.

Trust a Malaysian to take the word of a drug addict at face value..

Is Islam retroactive? I'm referring to her having naked pics.
Like would such things get her stoned.

The Jews must have some seriously dodgy shit on her

Women are stronger in Islam because men can't touch them other than their husbands. They are also protected in society thats why you never see ISIS beheads women but mexican drug cartels do.

Haha she needed money for crack.

Just further reinforces my believe that Islam must be erradicated.

The 'Muslim' accent she puts on is hilarious

>believing something that a drug addicted alcoholic says.

yeah, ISIS just sells them for pennies and beats them to death

The degenerates convert

she gets stoned enough on her own

Is this cherry picking Islam? Because in Islam, women can't go outside without male family member escort. And women can't drive, etc

Lmao nightly islam autists comes back to Sup Forums

Sure bud

ayyyyy, see it just pisses me off when I read about genocide and slave trading. Sure would be a shame if we had to wipe all these general worshiping faggots off the face of the planet.

shes converting to islam because her rich gulf/dubai sponsor wants to pimp her to other rich arab princes

>The only way to stop being a coke ravaged whore is to submit to a totalitarian religious regime.

>because it gives her strength.
How naive you are. Sadly, it's not uncommon to see here arab whores convert to buy themselves a new virginity and play the holier than thou saint woman criticizing other beurettes who do exactly what they've done.
Just a druggie whore trying to un-druggie whore
herself.

Lindsay Lohan is TACCI's agent.

Fucking Isis uses women and their kids as sex slaves. Fuck Islamic Propaganda. Fuck you. She melted her brain with drugs and alcohol. Its literally mushy.

>where was I when...

I'll tell ya, sitting here contemplating divorcing my wife. I'm sick of her epilepsy, I'm sick of her bs, I'm sick of her getting fatter, her constant poor health .... I'm just sick of all of it and now, instead of divorce I want an hero

Liberals shit on Christianity so much (Planned Parenthood for Pence, homosexuality) but are brainwashed to love Muslims who are even more extremist?

How are they so stupid?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>Tfw you realize that Islam is the final red pill

Fuck off mike

Anything for attention right up to and including the ultimate 'look-at-me' act: suicide. Broken people. Many such cases!

>Gets paid to have sex with rich Arab men
>Eventually becomes muslim
Is anyone surprised? She's probably already got a young prince in Saudi Arabia lined up as a husband.

Is it just me or is she trying to talk like a foreign sand nigger in this video?

Why is she speaking like English is her second language?

Islam is a cyanide capsule.

...

Oh, so this is what she's doing for attention after sputtering out years ago.

I guess they figured one of the Disney producer's sluts went crazy skinhead, another went full-bore satanist. She's going muzzie.

They solely do this shit for attention. Keep ignoring the burnt-out guttertrash that got pump and dumped by Disney producers like Dan "Candy Van".

If whites embrace Islam, does this mean they can rape her w/o consequence?

The intro to that video was cringe

Dan 'Candy Van?' would i have heard of him by another name maybe?

if youre both muslims that wont happen
muslim couples are happier and more redpilled

>Lindsey Lohan

her "career" is over for a decade now...

Her interview was pretty kektastic where she actually spoke like she wasn't a native english speaker.

>Me was scared, people tell me bad things, and me not believe their word. I was trying to strong in the situation.

Fucking comedy gold.

Dat kut wijf kan de kanker krijgen en jij toch wel.

You can not be redpilled and muslim its an oxymoron.

she's speaking TO someone that speaks english as a second language and unnecessisarily dumbing her speech down

she's even doing some kind of pseudo-arab accent too, what the fuck kind of psy-op is this shit

>burned out whore with two brain cells converts to islam for the attention she craves
>this is important
Nobody cares, because it is easy to tell that her brain is fried during that interview.

glad I wasn't the only one to catch that

Yes.

cbc.ca/fifth/episodes/40-years-of-the-fifth-estate/mk-ultra

I feel like this gif is relevant

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/03/what-the-hell-is-going-on-with-lindsay-lohan.html

Will she destroy the traitor Gulen?

Did her grandpa sell her to an ultra rich arab for being a worthless cumdrugdumpster?

Ze mag mijn vinger wel in d'r mond nemen

this is actually a common thing, if you only speak one language, and are surrounded by not native English speakers for a while. Humans always adapt to the way people speak around them for cohesion reasons.

You cannot use whores who sell their bodies to their consumers as ideal Muslim converts.

Stop making Islam look like a joke.

This girl looks like a crack whore. Who is she?

All sins committed before converting are forgiven

>Lindsay Lohan
>Relevant

It's not the early 2000's anymore desu.

>Lindsay Lohan is embracing Islam, urges more whites to follow her lead Anonymous (ID: /JKYyE5p) 01/05/17(Thu)21:46:08 No.10578
Is this a joke?

>Wahhabism
>Islam
Chose one you faggot.

>degenerates are giving up on degeneracy
good, but you can't un-whore yourself

Yeah, if only it wasn't just for one interview. Tho I don't know if she has started to speak like a retard that she is.

youtu.be/oMh7BGNhnx4

Jesus, what won't white women do for attention?

Literally who?

>defending Lindsay Lohan
Tip top kekkoroni my friend

a crack whore... who wants to be a mudslime

I want to believe that many normie women aren't going to emulate Lindsay Lohan

>Lindsay Lohan is still alive

There are much more problems inherent in Islam than just the "death to all foreigners" part. Take it from a former muzzie

yes, she still a jew srs

>women have less power than men but needs to be protected as if they're your property
>diciplining wives is a must as to ensure a happy and stable marriage because women cant be let free doing the things they want
>labels essentially all degenerate things as haram and carries heavy penalties if followed
>not redpilled
have fun being cucked

No answer so far

Doesn't she fuck anything that moves? This could be a genuine effort to surround herself with people who will beat her into submission because she knows she can't control herself, but most likely she's just another insane Hollywood hypocrite.

>converting from one gay religion to another gay religion.
Why do whites think they have to choose between christianity, judaism and islamism? These aren't European religions, they are dessert religions from the Middle East.

kekekek why would anyone listen to a useless whore?

It's normal when you're lost and desperate to cling to weird shit like Islam. Next thing you hear about her she commits suicide.

>same age as me
>crush on her as a kid when watching Parent Trap
>grow up, watch her become 10/10 in the process
>watch her decline
>stop caring
>see that she's not drugged out and like she's moderately healthy now
>Islam
>possibly won't ever show her body again until she's back on drugs

Kill me.

Literally who? Why does this person matter?

AHAHAAH! HAHAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!!! No, no, no! *breaths* MWAHAHAAH!! I AM DIEING!

She couldn't lead a more degenerate life if she tried.

mohammed was a child rapist and yet people follow his goatfucker religion. topkek lads.

I don;t give a rat's ass what religion some loopy celebrity decides to pretend to believe in, nor should you.

The idea that celebrities are somehow important, and their opinions being grated weight just because they are famous, is cancer.

Poor lindsay has been a washed up addict whore since 2006

white converts are always seriously retarded or total losers

Crack and Alcohol has fried this cunt's brain beyond belief. Why the fuck is she even getting attention for this?

You know that homeless guy who you see begging on the street for cash ranting about how he can read peoples minds and that he used to be the king of Scotland? Do you ever stop and think "Wow, I really should see what this guy has to say, maybe he's onto something here". No, you automatically know the man is crazy and walk right past him.

But when a celebrity who is just as equally crazy says some dumb shit people flock to him/her and pay attention. We put celebrities on such a pedestal in the U.S (and western culture in general) that it's sickening. Why the fuck should anybody listen to this alcoholic crack head who only has a few brain cells left? Just because she acted in movies, just because she has money? Go fuck yourself.

>germacuck thinks he has any grounds to make fun of us
How's it feel to ruin Europe a third time, Hans?

SJWs will ultimately turn to Islam. A few decades ago she would have found Jesus, but that's not tolerant enough, so she found Islam.

Watch as more SJWs start becoming Muslim
>apex victim in the victim olympics
>can rape, kill without any condemnation or consequence
>totalitarian and allows you to be a moral busy body and interfere in other people's lives
>requires the intellectual strength of a brain-damaged retard being deprived of oxygen to understand it perfectly and accept it

Sick of this attitude of "this is just me! im doing my thing!" as if people dont have a responsibility to be a good role model to others and lead by example. Celebrities are fucking trash.

how many body parts would have been chopped off after six DWIs in accordance with sharia?

Bitch can't be Muslim. She's a druggie degenerate feminist Jew. How does that work?

what an ugly motherfucker

>dat whiskey voice

>dat ratty hair

>dat glazed expression

>dat long history of mental illness and sexual degeneracy

I think Lindsay Lohan is the perfect ambassador for Islam.

What's really funny about this is that Muslims probably think they've got a huge catch here, they don't keep up with American celebrity news, and have no clue they've got a deranged D-Lister on their hands who's already a joke to 99% of Americans.

This. Maylays are fucking retards anyway. Add Muslim to that and you have yourself an Islamic Intellectual...

The westerners are the ones bombing muslims
You would expect them to have some kind of hate against "westeners"
But the hate doesn't necessarily go against the people of the west but against the governments,which we will agree are fucking up the Muslim word by a lot
Also why are we pretending that the west is such a great society? We have degeneracy on a next level, we have feminism,gays,trans,greed,materialism politicians fucking little boys ,adultery
Do you consider these things as great?