Ask a slav anything

Ask a slav anything.

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Are you white?

If so, why are you lying to us?

Do you like kvass

We are, we just like to drink vodka and play CS:GO, nothing abnormal with that.

don't those dress shoes hurt your feet after a while?

I have no idea what kvass is.

The slavic feet are rough.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

lol

Bulgars are only Slavic by language.

Turkic shits.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass
I guess it's more of a northern slav/russian thing. We don't have it here in Bulgaria, but instead nice yoghurt.

Shut up, we got the alphabet first.

We are the purest of slavs infact, maybe along with Hungary.

How long do you think your knees are going to last?

Beyond time. Unless rakhia is too much.

why is there always this kneeling picture of people, on every slavic topic ?

Because we like fucking squatting or at least that is the meme.

Do you have to wear Adidas in order to squat like that?

Nigger

otherwise we amerikanski like you.

I hate it. But some people like it here.

can i slide inbetween ur legs while ur squatting like that and pull out my thick uncut sausage and go to town on you?

tell me really ... do you squat ?

Why is that board suddenly filled with gays?

No, nobody fucking does. I have never seen a slav squat, just me and my friends sometimes memeing,

do you have a kik?

did you like european union?
How is your Life in bulgary,
Did you watch ave 2011 Film? its bulgary, me yes

Post pictures of Bulgarian women you know (facebook for instance). Got a massive crush to one once.

>did you like european union?
Depends because we need it economically or it least we are told so. I personally don't.
>How is your Life in bulgary
Most people living in the poorer regions are having a bad time.
>Did you watch ave 2011 Film? its bulgary, me yes
I did watch ave, even though I don't remember it very good. It didn't impress me though.

Lora Karadjova
a pop singer

Where to get best mayonnaise

Local small shop that's been around unrenovated or updated before the fall of last communist regime.

If i travel to you caountry tell me
one city to visitl, one rural side, and one restaurant to have a dinner and one bar to take a beer.

If go in a momento of my life I will go to thats sides user I promise you

>friends

Get out.

Zlatka.

there are some nice mayonnaises that heinz makes

>>r9k

He wants to fit in
And is also an attention whore

Who me? I have already fitted in you cynical faggot.

kvass is basically low % bread wine, tastes funny, like watered down cherry cola

ask a real slav anything. fucking bg trying to achieve enlightment by fake-squatting.

I prefer Thommy and our local Zvijezda

Poland are the purest Slavs. Bulgars are literal Asiatics. Huns didn't leave as big a mark on the Hungarians as the Bulgars did on you.

also bulgars are separate group from slavs, i thought you take pride in that

Yes, in ur butt

Joogle Azis, she's excellent lady

> (You)
What
English do you even nigger

Ask Russian Hacker anything.

I will reply from this ID.

As a person with no slav in me, what are the benefits of being a slav? All I know is the stereotypes of cleaning toilets and squatting and drinking. Is there more to it or is that all?

What's the deal with the gym clothes?

>just me and my friends sometimes memeing
So you try to recreate memes in real life?

K E K
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Cheap, comfortable, associated with bandits.

I'm gonna go now

wait, i was too fast wasn't I?
We can go slow if you like, i'll be your bitch, pls fuck my boy hole senpai

Broad sholders, masculin look. Does not fit western beauty standarts.

Is there any situation were adidas track suits arent acceptable?

Funerals.

I do squat, but only in well known friend cycle. The reason - calms down my stomach.

God damn it, I just wanted some dick.

Well yes the corpse can't squat any more

>Bulgaria
You guys should do a mass suicide since you are the losers of the EU. In every statistic Bulgaria is the last country.
The EU would look more clean without you, guys.

more like ask a mongol anything