I recently discovered, that I am technically jewish

I recently discovered, that I am technically jewish.

AMA

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yup, me too.

Color eyes and hair?

enjoy your birth right

How much per question?

Do you get a strange sensation running trough your hands while looking on this picture?

Both brownish.

Yes. But who wouldn't?

lmao

So you're saying you'll answer the Jewish question??

No you aren't. STFU the fuck up.

What did your grandparents do in WW2?

How did you find out?

Did your political opinion changed afterwards?

Are you feeling warm?
Going to be really warm soon

Strange, I just had the opposite experience. I found out I was adopted by kikes.

Me too, how are you coping?

My paternal grandfather was an ordinary soldier.
My maternal grandfather was a surgeon. His wife (my grandmother) was a jewess, who converted to christianity. She told me, when she was in hospital, since she thought she might soon die.

Reject Jewish law.
Embrace your Khazar heritage, highway robber.

kek

>recently discovered
>jewish

No, it doesn't work like that. Therefore you, you are lying and become sage, shit-tier of shit-posting.

>stolen by jews

Your children won't be Jews unless you marry one

Are you going to use a noose or a razor?

I know.

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has anyone contacted you yet about joining the jewish dominion pact?

Don't become the Jew. You know which side is the right side.

Is your stove wood, gas or electric powered?

>send my sample into 23&me
>results come back
>23% Ashkenazi Jewish
>always thought I was french-german-irish mutt
>I still don't know which side of my family but it's likely my mom's
>remember grandfather was an adopted child

o-oy vey

Are you circumcised? Ever been to a synagogue?

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Is this you?
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Don’t tell it to anyone. When your grandma finally is dead, nobody will ever know!

Me too, but I've been arrested for holocaust denial (and let off because I claimed my Jewish heritage), met and broke bread with white nationalist groups in Europe, UK and America, and am the most racist, ardent anti-semite you could ever know. I also have 135 IQ and and good with money. Big deal.

I still have a foreskin and I do right by white Europeans, so fuck anyone who has a problem with my 14% Jewish blood, which is in fact Turkic Khazar blood with no Middle eastern admixture.