American "cuisine"

>american "cuisine"

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That does look good af tho.

That looks fucking tasty but I would only eat once in a while

Not gonna lie, needs a burger in it, but looks pretty good.

>t. 5'9" 115 lbs Amerifat

Looks Italian to me OP.
...Although the fries seem to point to French.
...Though they are waffle fries, making it a Belgian dish.

>on chips instead of fries
fucking ruined, do I look like a brit to you?

Funnily enough, we actually are responsible for the pizza in its current state.
It's an american variation of an Italian dish created by american soldiers during the second world war.

>checkerboard wrapper
>expecting haute cuisine

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I've never seen such a thing. But i've bought large sub rolls, splitting them in half then loading it up with cheese+pepperoni then baking it.

They call them "french bread pizzas" here

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Americans "exercising"

no fun allowed haha ;^)

hmm i think i have a pepperoni i might make that right now

OMG WHERE FROM? DO WANT

>Potato chips
>Melted cheese
>Some salted meat for good measure
At least it's not poutine, which makes the fries completely fucking soggy and you have to eat them with a fork like an idiot.

This is just shitty nachos.

Hello Mr. Skeletal

pizza ingredients on potato chips? Thats literally the most un american thing i can think of. Thats some shit you get in the UK. they love fuckin fish n chips and shit

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I can't even look at pizza after hearing about what John Pedosta did to those kids. How could he kidnap Maddie? SICK FUCK!

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Bro I feel like you're trying to take a shit on chili cheese fries too, which are better than any other fries/nachos

KANGZ

thank you hungry skellington

post more fat people lol

5'9" 115lbs

You are an anorexic woman, a liar, or a skeleton

doot

Not even wrong. I swear to god I eat constantly, I ate a fucking In n Out 4x4 today (4 patties, 4 cheeses), I just have god-tier metabolism which is awesome for being thin, but not so awesome for getting sick lifting gains, sage this thread though really.

>American cuisine

he's 5'9", that's basically overweight for a midget

Every American loves a good burger.

>t. 5'11" 122 lbs proud American

I don't really see that many fat people where I live.

thank mr skeletal

7% body fat helps, magic hyper metabolism, I'm telling you, if you watched me eat quadruple burgers day in and day out and be fine you'd be fuckin amazed.

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You can have fun, but fucking stay on topic
Sage

I'm going to warn you that if you're a guy, you're more likely than a woman to store fat in say your arteries and that's not gonna show up on your weight.

Just a thought.

>t. 5'9" 115 lbs Amerifat

The fuck are you, some kind of Lich?

eh

I know lots of skinny fucks who are only so because they walk literally everywhere

i'd be a skeleton if i didn't have a drinking problem

You forgot one.

>those are true Dodgers and Doyer dogs
AMERICA FUCK YEAH, I EAT TWO OF THOSE AT DODGER GAMES WOO.

Yeah I'm really hyperactive, I twitch my feet and legs or pace around the room CONSTANTLY, I am almost never completely still, even when I'm sleeping, I think this helps.

I've begun to think so from time to time, I have magical lich powers too, so hell maybe

>mfw I first looked at that I thought the beak was ears and it was a rabbit

Thanks for reading my blog.

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I simply respect that they are willing to work and try to get into shape. If they're willing to put in the work it lose weight, that's a hell of a lot more respectable than sitting on the couch whining all day

Truly a magnificent chef

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FUCK. Post the hamburger. You know the one.

It's Joey, not Jack. Get that poser out of here.

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Post the chicken one. I couldn't fucking believe that video.
>Just bang it in the microwave. That'll knock that right out.

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God I miss eating a fat doeboy at 3 am on a weeknight :\

When I was younger and learning how to cook for myself I ate a chicken that was probably 75% as underdone as that and I was on the toilet for three days afterward. How the hell has Jack not killed himself of dysentery yet?

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He's too busy strangling his son for smoking pot

>when you unexpectedly stumble into a ja/ck/ thread on /pole/
Fuck
Yeah

Joey is, was, and always will be superior to Jack.

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STOP IT. IT'S ALREADY DEAD.

Who wants to try uncle Jack's lemon jello, cheddar cheese, and pineapple casserole?

Get this meatbag some food!

I approve this thread

But why?

looks nice desu

Damn that's fucking nasty kek

It takes /ck/ a solid week to make a thread like this.

Sup Forums can do it in a matter of hours.

Talk about 'low traffic'.

>2k17
>not having high metabolism

plebs

Holy fuck my coworker and I just made some of these the other day.
>Chick-fil-a waffle fries.
>Work at a pizza shop.
>Bacon, chicken, pepperoni , little tomato sauce and mozz.
Fucking
delicious.

Someone explain this ja/ck/ meme to me, never bothered going there

>Tfw 5'7 120lbs.
It's a fuckin curse I tells ya.

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>Mfw we call a normal plain cheeze pizza 'Maddy's at my work.
How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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Why buy take out when you can make your very own Chinese food at home?

I wouldn't even fucking eat that....terrible presentation....

>Implying high metabolism isn't just a myth so that betabux feel good about themselves cause they don't exercise

sure that's enough butter?

>high metabolism
I'm a skeletal manlet because of fast metabolism

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this is from a fetish video

I really don't get this aspect of our culture. Why not just eat a fucking pizza. It's going to be better than pizza fries. Some people seem to have an obsession to making these combo shits and piling as much shit into a single item as possible.

>doesn't soften the butter

I'm going to bed angry now.

Why in the fuck did they even let themselves get that way in the first place.

Nce one Donavan

>Colombia
Replace mustard with salsa golf and this is spot on.

TAMMY NEED FOODS TAMMY NEED TO EATS

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Any time I see any kind of pork it makes me physically ill

what the fuck is this

>tfw have drinking problem and am still a skeleton

you can eat one meal a day and then vodka the rest and won't gain a pound

I now have the urge to go whale hunting

6,0 135. Lost weight because being poor sucks but getting back up again.

>sweden has a middle east inspired hot dog