RT News (January 6, 2017) - "Scientists at the University of Religious Historical Studies in Israel have confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt that DNA analysis can finally prove that Jesus of Nazareth was in fact of African descent."
"During the time of Jesus' birth in Nazarene, there was a huge influx of African immigrants escaping tribal wars, and it's highly likely, with a population exceeding 78% Africans now in the homeland of Jesus, that his mother Mary was in fact impregnated by an African man, now identified as Mutombo Shambazi of Kenya', says Dr. Bernstein of Historical Studies."
Joseph cucked by a human? pfft Fuck you and this thread.
Julian Cooper
facts are a social construct.
Lucas Miller
It doesn't matter. Fighting over the colour of His skin distracts us from what He did for us. Let's hypothetically agree that Jesus was black, let's say He was as black as an Ugandan cave, would that make you stop believing on Him? Just how strong and sincere is your faith if it is contingent upon the colour of His skin?
John James
>taking RT News seriously >taking Israel seriously >take ahistoric name with no preious appearence seriously WE WUZ JEEZUZ AN SHEET
Matthew Lee
don't think he was black, he just looked like a middle eastern dude.
Easton Rivera
>would that make you stop believing on Him?
You think millions of White people are going to worship a nigger?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Logan Wilson
>in Israel OK.so they found the body of this non existent person and did a DNA test? If he existed, he was an Arab jew. Not white or black. He probably looked like Muhammad.
Luke Hill
He was a Serb so he couldnt have been black. Simple as that.
Michael Lee
He was ayyyyyrab
Jonathan Robinson
it doesnt matter what color or gender he was. what matters was what he preached and taught. to love thy neighbor and make forgivness #1.
do you care about the race of the chef that cooked your food? or the gender of your pilot? or do you care about how good the food is and if you land safely?
i'm not even a christfag and i think religion is stupid but jesus was a great person and he could have been a greedy jew for all i care, what he did with his life is more than any of us could do.
Parker Martin
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Ayden Campbell
they worship football/basketball players already.
So yes
Joshua Garcia
How did they possibly get DNA from Jesus?
Leo Bell
>don't think he was black, he just looked like a middle eastern dude.
No, it's proven now that he has African DNA, not middle eastern.
He's half Black half Jewish, but if you look at children of Black father and fair skinned mother, like Obama, they always come out Black.
Jesus was Black, dude. Like Obama.
It's a scientific fact now. No more debates.
Accept it.
Carter Wilson
Joe Bernstein's a doctor now?
Elijah Scott
>Dr. Bernstein
Kayden Gonzalez
Jesus IS black because he is our father and still hasn't come back yet.
Asher Peterson
W w w wait hol up *rapes* so u satin *smackslips* dat we *drinkscornsyrupdrink* wuz jeesis n sheit
William Taylor
kek
Levi Morgan
You retards actually think that even came from RT? Are these autists actually biting this bait?
Oliver Jones
>it doesnt matter what color or gender he was
It does matter, because Americans, and many Westerners, won't accept worshiping a Nigger as God.
Jaxson Collins
(((science))) DINDU NUFFIN
Adrian Ortiz
>they worship football/basketball players already. They don't worship the niggers as gods, just as great athletes. Big difference.
It'll be impossible for many, including myself, to worship a nigger on a cross.
>How did they possibly get DNA from Jesus? Read the article, idiot.
Chase Jackson
"Dr. Bernstein is also known for his books "Black Vikings in America: Who really discovred America", "The First Kings: Melanin Kings" and "Interracial marriage: Best for your children"
Aaron Davis
>was in This. Also since he supposedly had no human father it would make sense god would make him to look like the average local. also bible clearly states he was a jew, in that time jews were almost excluseively arab looking.
I dont even beleive the story but i know it, why are the "researchers" in ops link trying to perpetuate "we wuzkangz"? Also ops link has zero proof, just poorly sourced impossible to prove ancient demographics info
Levi Ward
Why middle east? You know brown people weren't in the region yet...GREEKS ruled the Mediterranean..Turks/Scythians are brown...fuckin' ghengis khan was a brown muzzie who destroyed everyone on his way down there.
Jaxon Kelly
How could jesus be black if his brother Isukiri was japanese
Jayden Rogers
How fuckin stupid are you...GREEKS RAN THAT SHIT ALWAYS HAVE UNTIL MUHAMMAD. Muhammad and the "golden age" spread brown people around the world. Yes even niggers.
Jason Wright
>"Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him."
Better start loving your negro brethren user
Jacob Harris
That last part was written by a Afrocentric nigger. False white Jews? Also I don't trust Jewish scientists who probably read the talmud and despise Jesus.
Elijah Lewis
then they arent true christians
Isaiah Reyes
he wasn't black he was brown
CHRISTIANITY IS INDIAN
jesus krishna was a poo in loo this is the biggest redpill, pic related
how many desert jews have long hair and beggar's garments?
why so many similarities in philosophy between hindu and christianity
why do jesus and orthodox priests keep doing hindu buddhist hand signs in paintings?
where is your holy trinity of vishnu brahama shiva now?
Luis Adams
>Dr. Bernstein
Colton Reyes
WE WAZ JEZUZ N SHIET
Benjamin Sanchez
Are you a true Christian if you believe Mary was not impregnated by god but by some random nigger? Jesus wouldn't be the son of God and thus some false prophet
Joseph Cruz
Niggers are so disgusting.
If Jesus was a nigger, than I volunteer to join Lucifer and go to Hell.
Lucifer was White with Blue Eyes.
We all know this is a fact.
Heil the Morningstar!
Son of the Morning!
Light Bearer!
Cooper Flores
DELET THIS
William Anderson
Our Father, who SHART in Heaven...
Noah Sanders
I like to believe that Mary and Joseph were black as oil stains in the driveway, but Jesus was a blue-eyed white man with golden-brown hair, just like in the pictures. This is God's seed we're talking about here. It also explains why the merchants wouldn't board Mary when when she was in labor, forcing her to give birth in the manger.
Owen Morales
>Our Father, who SHART in Heaven...
Hollowed by thine Fried Chicken and Waffles...
Kayden Thompson
His mother was white. Nowhere in the scriptures is Jesus mentioned smacking his lips. If you are a believer he must have been white since there was no man involved in the conception. Also >DNA analysis Serb DNA analysis has long ago proven that God is ,beyond a reasonable doubt, a Serb.
William Wright
>Serb DNA analysis has long ago proven that God is ,beyond a reasonable doubt, a Serb.
If Jesus was a Serb, he would've been born retarded.
All serbs are born with an IQ less than 80, which is legally retarded.
This was proven by MIT professors last year.
Adrian Perez
>Jesus was a blue-eyed white man with golden-brown hair
I'm sorry, but Jesus was blue eyed man with golden-brown hair because Cesare Borgia has ordered all depictions of Jesus to be made in his image.
Caleb Collins
I really really liked this post. Mind if I save it?
Thats impressive if true. They should study us more then, since we prove IQ is subject to change during life.
On another note, nowhere does Jesus show signs of exceptional intelligence.
Hudson Moore
How many times are people gonna argue about the race of a fictional character?
Eli Moore
The day they find and do a dna test on his bones. And results show he was anything other than a man of divine lineage i dont give a shit what they (think) he might have looked like.
Cooper Carter
virtually every historian says you're wrong
Caleb Parker
Wow
Such edge
So teenage
Very fedora
Wow
Camden Powell
He has green eyes. Everyone who says they meet him claims he has green eyes.
John Fisher
>How many times are people gonna argue about the race of a fictional character?
So you don't even know that Jesus was a real African man in Israel who became famous?
He's real, my friend. Was real. Dead now.
100% Black and now science proved it.
Nolan Peterson
>Bernstein
Every fucking time!
Jonathan Torres
(((in Israel)))
Dylan Scott
You didn't post a link Reddit fuckface
Gavin Evans
We are all fictional anyways. Why not enjoy the ride? Green eyes are a semitic trait, right?
Jayden Kelly
Except God is white and Mary is white. Thus Jesus is white.
Daniel Sullivan
Untrue and homosexual The one who stated this thread is a small bundle of sticks.
Robert Jones
>the Lord had jungle fever.
I don't think so.
Dylan Bell
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Julian Rogers
He wasn't white either way so fuck it who cares
Dominic Peterson
>43,202,291 replies on a fake paragraph that requires 5 seconds of googling to figure out
Angel Diaz
>DNA analysis can finally prove that Jesus of Nazareth was in fact of African descent. >DNA analysis can finally prove that >DNA analysis >Jesus
Henry Rodriguez
No he was a JEW and therefor he was a SERB >but uncle serbanon how is that possible i dont understand WELL basically GOD is a SERB and since jews claim they are GODS chosen people that basically means that they too are Serbs all in all Isreal should be ours and that is actually what our jewish slaves are doing cleaning up the middle east for us to arrive and take our rightful place >but what about the galaxy well little bluepilled user, Jerusalim was the center of the Serbian intergalactic empire once the Jews clean up the desert we will take our rightful place
Don't mention it Sup Forums
Landon Allen
Mary wasn't impregnated by a man you worthless blasphemer.
Nathan Scott
Dude, that bothers me
Alexander Hughes
>implying jesus existed >implying you can sequence non-existent dna
Jose Wright
Ya it's this type of shit that makes me against abortion. Fuck man. Can pol just start its own country already?
Gavin Ortiz
Do we actually know who the ancient Hebrews were?
Adam Roberts
What's up with all the threads today citing studies that don't exist?
Is this a new meme or shills? And why does all of Sup Forums seemingly fall for it?
translate it basically JEWS claim we are OLDEST allies which in fact means that we are one people but are NOT ready to go to public with this
Noah Peterson
>(((((Scientists)))))
science is a meme now people. you don't need to fall for it anymore.
Landon Mitchell
Go to Namibia, occupy Belize, go to Somalia (ancap central). Your options are endless.
This is the ultimate redpill. Post ironically using Deretic rhethoric.
Justin Gray
Dammit, Serbia. I liked you.
Jaxon Powell
WEE WAZ GODZ N SHEIT???
Carter Johnson
sorry to break it to you famalam but we are the real jews and we are the link between Iran and Israel as we are ALLY to both >Sup Forums believes in the Iran hates Israel maymay
Liam Barnes
Thats just the tip of the iceberg mate. I can prove to you you are a Serb, just give me your heritage.
Gavin Hill
They were Palestinians.
John Lewis
Fake/retarded
Leo Cruz
Like I give a shit
Fuck nigger Jesus and fuck you too, nigger.
Camden James
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Caleb Flores
Mate, Jesus of Nazareth most certainly did exist. Whether or not he was the Son of God is the question.
Jaxon Young
>just give me your heritage.
That's gonna be a little difficult. My father was adopted (no idea who his biological parents were), and my mother doesn't know who her real father was.
Pic related is me.
Tyler Brooks
>DNA analysis Lmao
We have no DNA of Jesus. Fake retard WE WUZ DA MESSIAH N SHEEEIT crap
Jacob Collins
Muhamamad is also black.
Kayden Brown
BLACKED
Gabriel Brooks
WEI WAZ WARLORDZ N SHEIT
Jose Campbell
>During the time of Jesus' birth in Nazarene
He wasn't born in Nazarene though
Nathan Edwards
You look like you come from around KruĊĦevac. Undeniably. Thank me later.
Robert Miller
these are unaligned unfocused and under developed aspects of innerself and knowing disgusting abominations these specific indivduals not the entire race
