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>with GF in D.C.
>she doesn't want to go to Comet Ping Pong
>she doesn't care about children
>she won't let me investigate

Should I sneak away when she's not looking and go?

Not going to lie, if I was in DC I would totally visit the place just to get a slice of pizza.

Dress like a pre-teen and see if they take you.

Fuck yes

This post feminine penis so we can see if they'll take you

>be autist
>instead of being greatful he has a woman dedicated to him he decides to run off without her
>she leaves him
>blames others


That's what i see going down. Investigate it but don't jeopardize your relationship.

>Soup Sup Forums
>>with GF in D.C.
>>she doesn't want to go to Comet Ping Pong
>>she doesn't care about children
>>she won't let me investigate
>Should I sneak away when she's not looking and go?

Don't do anything stupid, don't be surprised at who you find at the end holding the stick...

Go back to /ck/ faggot, this shit is old as Boxxy by now.

burn it down

Comet ping pong is closed.


Go to bucks next door


Better yet go to the zoo because that's really where it a goes down.

Yeah. I dumped my GF in DC over political acticvism. I wanted to get drunk and she wouldn't let me so I 1776ed her to the curb!

It opened at 11AM today. She's going shopping so maybe I can sneak off.

No, you should stay home and dye your hair blue again and eat donuts while your gf eats the cheese off your manky flaps. And by home, I mean your mom's, and by gf, I mean your family dog.

>I would totally visit the place just to get a slice of pizza

I'm /fit/, and my family dog is in the hospital, and I don't live at home.

Enjoy eating child blood pizza sauce and fresh breast milk mozzarella.

Is anybody else going to the Trump inauguration?

stop LARPing


Youre Just some troll in Tel Aviv with an American server
>guise believe me pls

I hope you go. Please prove me wrong

>pro tip you can't


BecAuse you're a cuck who doesn't know anything


#cumpanda

I can post a pic from Union Station when I go. She's going to some store there and I'm trying to new Taco Bell menu item.

>Soup Sup Forums
That takes me back. Was that even before it filtered to RON PAUL?

>be faggot
>ID: +IKtWrim
>never have gf
>cry when alphas decide to do stuff men do.

Don't worry, fag, you can take care of my children after i'm done with this woman.

you are going to lose your girlfriend because women do not like retarded autist schizos

>soup Sup Forums

First of all, you faggot, this isn't Sup Forums
Second of all this isn't related to politics

Why don't you get the fack out back to Sup Forums!??!?

Meet me here

You're girlfriend sounds like a piece of shit.

If children are being raped/murdered/tortured and possibly even cannibalized and she doesn't even bat an eye, she is the reason the world is so fucked and she needs to die.

Bro if you're really in DC come to comet, I live right accross the street and we can "investigate" together

Make sure to bring your rifle so they let you see the basement and the ayyliums

Make sure to not jog on a pizza

is your gf your boss or what you beta cuck faggot. do what you want and investigate, be a man. or are you telling me your gf has the dick in your relationship?

>inb4 op gets suicided

kekd

>being a beta bitchboii is normal now

i got suicided yesterdays guis
its not fun

>be me, autist
>Sup Forums tier
> go to comet
> slap alefantis in face
>accuse him of being an ayy
>gets suicided.gif
>mfw

I went there during their (((grand reopening))) after the (((shooting))). It was really crowded because all the Hillfags went there to show their solidarity and could barely walk around. I saw kids playing ping pong unattended. There is also kids room where they were watching some cartoon and a another room behind the curtain which is an empty bar that nobody really cared about. I did see that Besta Pizza still had their triangular spiral logo. They didn't change it yet.

Also, Anons have found that the Killroom is in a place called the Pegasus Museum so you should check that out. There is no basement in Comet Pizza but I did listen to a phone call to an employee on Youtube saying they shared a basement 2 doors down. Didn't specify what restaurant.

I also frequent the nearby bookstore/coffee bar called Politics & Prose mostly just discussing politics with hipsters but there is a lot of communist paraphernalia and they have artists come and play/recite poetry there too so it might be a place of interest, as well as Beyond Borders across the street.

>having a trip on an anonymous Malaysian pillow fight meet up IRC
>calling other people out

Your insight is truly appreciated. May Kek be with you.

nice rhyming scheme

We're in an Uber and she's making faces into Snapchat so you can decide if she's a piece of shit from that.

I'm going to Union Station then Georgetown because she wants to shop. I'll go to CPP afterwards. Also posting from mobile so my ID is different.

You have the opportunity to go to this place in person and you're here on Sup Forums? If I wasn't on the West Coast I would check that shit out nigga

>she won't let me

Do you have a balls or a vagina? Grab your purse and go.

your absolutely right i ain't going to lie

careful, your gf might be an undercover pettyfile and trying to cover up #pizzagate

Seems like op is full of shit

ok fine, lemmie know a time bro

>Im posting from mobile


Aka I'm in Tel Aviv


Im trolling all of you
Georgetown is NOWHERE NEAR COMET


literally larping

>georgetown is nowhere near comet
>what is the metro anyway
>what is uber
>what are cabs

you girlfriend is a spy for the DNC break up with her immediately, your life is probably in danger

Take the exif data, I don't care.

Tell her you want to take her for some sightseeing and culture at the Pegasus Museum. If you see anyone there, tell them that Ryan O'Neal sent you.

Driving in DC?
Mind if I ROBERT E. LEE?

>uber

"That's what the kids use right Johnson?"

"Right sir! "


Good job man. I hope you get a raise


But seriously do your homework next time- this is just not believable

as an actual DC resident I can tell you you're kind of a moron

As an actual Lawyer I can tell you you're not in D.C.

>muh mirroring ip addresses from Israel to Texas to Canada?? To dc

can you guys give it a rest? I already posted a pic I literally just took outside of union station

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I WAS TOLD I CANT LOITER BY THIS GUY

Go with me!! I'm in DC for work; was going to check it out myself

bump

At Union eating the new Taco Bell taco that reviewbrah liked

>pizza
Sure pizza, you molestor

Double stack tacos are pretty good. Nacho is the best, sweet and spicy is kinda weird but alright.

Sorry bro

>Should I sneak away when she's not looking and go?

KEKED

I got the habanero and I thought it was pretty good. Wasn't too thrilled that the habanero didn't really come into play and it was just a bootleg cheesy gordita

Fuck you

Why are you so mad you sperglord?

Anyway, she's at VS so I'm waiting around with the homeless people so I can shitpost with you guys.

shill shit terrifying cant tell if being ironic or cant vpn. jog on pizza aka i ate a shit tonne of pizza and if i go jogging ill explode or shit myself. this is a gaypost

>Don't worry, fag, you can take care of my children after i'm done with this woman

>implying abandoning your seed makes you a superior man

why are you a nigger doing and saying nigger things? fuck your joke, do you think its ok to let inferior people raise children?

>Better yet go to the zoo because that's really where it a goes down.

yeah, sadly enough bestiality rituals around children is a thing Sup Forums hasn't discovered yet, or a pill they will even look at.

She's shopping and there's a store here that sells Trump shit. Should I buy something or is that autistic?

Shut the fuck up already, the pics you post are obnoxious, the way you communicate is obnoxious, you might as well be the newest fuck I've seen around in awhile.

sorry m8 I didn't realize you were an con autist

>stay strong
>u are so brave.jpeg

Bahahahahah hahahahahahahahah a

So sorry I offended a REAL MEME VETERAN

WEW


HAHAHAHAHA

>So sorry I offended a REAL MEME VETERAN
I never claimed to be such a thing. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>"you might as well be the newest fuck I've seen around in awhile."

I called you new. That doesn't mean I claimed to be a "REAL MEME VETERAN".

Are you really a lawyer? I have my doubts considering you're acting like a 14 year old.

>my GIRLfriend wont LET me investigate

OP is a massive beta confirmed.

Wow you sound like a fag

>LARPing
>FAKE
>AUTISM

All this shit is easily verified, yet no one has bothered. It's fake.

Feel free to call me a shill because

>Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill

Isn't at all the autistic version of liberal rhetoric.

Call my nyc office ask for Ricardo Castro

212. -348-8882

Guys, OP here and I got some news.

>get into Uber
>previous fare is getting out
>dark Somali niggers
>one of them left their phone in the car
>she asks my gf to get it for her
>scandanvian accent
>driver tells us her and her friend are Somalis from Norway

Do the memes write themselves?

Shut the fuck up

We know you're lying

>investigate

ya,im sure the people working there are happy to see some fat neckbeard investigating some tinfoil hat theory he read on the internet

Why are you so angry all of the time? Are you off your meds or something?

comet ping pong was a false flag

I'm angry because of savants like you who get paid to maliciously curropt the youth.

You need to be brought in on charges of aiding and perpetuating cyber terrorism.


We know about comet and we know you're not legit.

Btfo


I'm also angry because my Pokémon blue reset on my gameboy and I need to start ALL OVER AGAIN


YOUR TIMING IS TERRIBLE TODAY user

>>she won't let me investigate

are you on her leash?

does she own you?

just go if you want to

cuck

She wants to go out to dinner but I wanna go to CPP

get you some "cheese pizza"

I've been thinking about Pizzagate lately.

I think I know why Trump isn't going after Hillary. He is a major player in this thing and Hillary has dirt on him that would put him away for the rest of his life.

I hope the truth comes out soon. Stay strong, brothers and keep fighting the good fight. We'll get these sick fucks.

...

user from accross the street here im on my way home eta 30 min

>Read post
>Wonder why someone would try to draw attention away from child molestation.
>look at flag
Oy Vey """"Greatest Ally"""" Memva the Shoah!

Did you notice how Politics & Prose has a large basement with a coffeeshop? It's literally three or four stores down the street from Comet, but Alefantis claims there's no basement below Comet.