So no shit there I was, browsing Sup Forums when I posted some stuff that got me banned. One user reported my post to the FBI.
Here's the shit: they actually showed up, 4 hours later:
>be me, 1030pm having some snackies, dippers yum >get call on my phone, who there? >it's the FBI user, come outside! Load, ohshit.jpg >go outside and met by a full 18 man tactical team with M4s shoved in my face. >I laughed, because who knew? >they have print outs of my thread, Sup Forums under the microscope >explain to the FBI what "an hero" means >explain how the digits operate and user nature of posting >literally spend 2 hours explaining the implicit irony in green text >they have nothing, and inhandle myself well as am legal fag >they ask, "what is Sup Forums" and "what do there" I'm like "it's satire brotato chip" >they ask why I did it, literally respond "for the lulz" >prompts me to explain what lulz are >how do you truly explain memes to normies
I'd be pissed, but explaining green text to a tactical team was hilarious. I don't know if I got trolled by reporting user, or if in the end the lulz were mine. Top kek in any event.
So remember user, don't post mean things on the internet. Apparently if you fit a profile, the operators actually show up.
Thankfully I'm cleared and not being held as a domestic terrorist.
All is well that ends well, but perhaps we need to keep the leafs from reporting us to le FBI?
Jose Rogers
How did they know where you live in the first place?
Jayden Ramirez
>mommy and daddy didn't give me enough attention as a kid, the post
William Sullivan
This is the worst post I've read in a long time.
William Evans
you should be shot for wasting police resources and failing to deliver
Colton Foster
What did you post user, don't leave us hanging, faggot.
Cameron Adams
>things that didn't happen.txt
Oliver Russell
This must have been the dude that wife ans kids left him ans was going to kill blacks before himself
He posted yesterday
Michael Martinez
>Fills out Name Field >Doesn't format green text properly >Makes up story with no proof >People believe this faggot wew
Carter James
This
OP is a LARPing faggot
Ian Hall
Amusing, but bull shit. If they came to you, they needed to know where the comment came from. They are well familiar with 4chins. Look up sabbo and chanology days inhabitants of this site like Barrett Brown. The FBI probably has files on most of us for shit posting.
Cool story, but it's total fan fiction. 6/8
Dominic Brown
Fuck off newfag, we're full.
Xavier Taylor
Was the FBI agent struggling to maintain a straight face when asking what Sup Forums was?
This is OP, That other guy also says Brotato Chip. Almost no one says that nowadays. Time meets also, everyone saying that archieved guy is the shooter is a moron.
Levi Lee
pics or it didnt happen, soros fag
Angel Wood
>implying Sup Forums isn't one big honeypot >implying half of us aren't agents You never know when you're shitposting with the FBI :^)
Parker Rivera
>projecting frog insecurities, the post
Cameron Wood
Shut the fuck up Jerry, don't let them know!
Andrew Wood
Post proof. They must have left some paperwork or so.
Asher Cox
>approximately one half is CIA >other half is FBI
Canadians and aussies are all real surprisingly. I'll get mike from accounting to look at it.
Cooper Reyes
>land of the free lel, americucks
Camden Robinson
This happened. This is a 100% factually true story and in no way a fabrication on behalf of OP.
Landon Edwards
Huh? Are FBI aware that most of these posts are shitposting?
William Bailey
>larping this hard in current year
wew lad
Julian Cooper
Yep. OP is a faggot.
Ethan Morris
>namefag >rebbit spacing >shit greentext story >LARPing degeneracy
So, whatcha slidin' rabbi?
Lucas Sullivan
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