Tfw user reports your post and the FBI actually shows up

Hey user,

So no shit there I was, browsing Sup Forums when I posted some stuff that got me banned. One user reported my post to the FBI.

Here's the shit: they actually showed up, 4 hours later:

>be me, 1030pm having some snackies, dippers yum
>get call on my phone, who there?
>it's the FBI user, come outside! Load, ohshit.jpg
>go outside and met by a full 18 man tactical team with M4s shoved in my face.
>I laughed, because who knew?
>they have print outs of my thread, Sup Forums under the microscope
>explain to the FBI what "an hero" means
>explain how the digits operate and user nature of posting
>literally spend 2 hours explaining the implicit irony in green text
>they have nothing, and inhandle myself well as am legal fag
>they ask, "what is Sup Forums" and "what do there" I'm like "it's satire brotato chip"
>they ask why I did it, literally respond "for the lulz"
>prompts me to explain what lulz are
>how do you truly explain memes to normies

I'd be pissed, but explaining green text to a tactical team was hilarious. I don't know if I got trolled by reporting user, or if in the end the lulz were mine. Top kek in any event.

So remember user, don't post mean things on the internet. Apparently if you fit a profile, the operators actually show up.

Thankfully I'm cleared and not being held as a domestic terrorist.

>wew lad

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All is well that ends well, but perhaps we need to keep the leafs from reporting us to le FBI?

How did they know where you live in the first place?

>mommy and daddy didn't give me enough attention as a kid, the post

This is the worst post I've read in a long time.

you should be shot for wasting police resources and failing to deliver

What did you post user, don't leave us hanging, faggot.

>things that didn't happen.txt

This must have been the dude that wife ans kids left him ans was going to kill blacks before himself

He posted yesterday

>Fills out Name Field
>Doesn't format green text properly
>Makes up story with no proof
>People believe this faggot
wew

This

OP is a LARPing faggot

Amusing, but bull shit. If they came to you, they needed to know where the comment came from. They are well familiar with 4chins. Look up sabbo and chanology days inhabitants of this site like Barrett Brown. The FBI probably has files on most of us for shit posting.

Cool story, but it's total fan fiction. 6/8

Fuck off newfag, we're full.

Was the FBI agent struggling to maintain a straight face when asking what Sup Forums was?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/105782854/#105782854

This is OP, That other guy also says Brotato Chip. Almost no one says that nowadays. Time meets also, everyone saying that archieved guy is the shooter is a moron.

pics or it didnt happen, soros fag

>implying Sup Forums isn't one big honeypot
>implying half of us aren't agents
You never know when you're shitposting with the FBI :^)

>projecting frog insecurities, the post

Shut the fuck up Jerry, don't let them know!

Post proof. They must have left some paperwork or so.

>approximately one half is CIA
>other half is FBI

Canadians and aussies are all real surprisingly.
I'll get mike from accounting to look at it.

>land of the free
lel, americucks

This happened. This is a 100% factually true story and in no way a fabrication on behalf of OP.

Huh? Are FBI aware that most of these posts are shitposting?

>larping this hard in current year

wew lad

Yep. OP is a faggot.

>namefag
>rebbit spacing
>shit greentext story
>LARPing degeneracy

So, whatcha slidin' rabbi?

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underage please leave