Nordic General /ng/: Race War Preparations Edition

GET IN HERE FELLOW NORD BROS

Welcome:
>Romania
>United States
>binland
>Australia
>Sweden/Somalia
>Norway
>Denmark

STAY OUT:
>Iceland
>UK/Anglos

Reminder: Ignore posters saying that one Nordic country isn't Nordic, it's a Jewish Anglo divide and conquer tactic

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Get out ice nigger

lads in the webm run like fags

100% pure nordic phenotype

Jealous?

>Australia
>not Anglo
Go fuck yourself you utterly worthless pathetic excuse for a human being. Americans are the lowest of the low. Pire scum. You are not white. You aren't european. You are mongrels that have no homeland or heritage.

Rude.

Go back to playing with your """"empire"""

How else do you run with a 100lb boulder?

btfo

Go back to playing with your foreskin, oh wait.

How do I start training/preparing myself?

I'm an absolute NEET btw if that helps.

Start with push ups maybe, then move to heavy weights

Back to bitch pol limey cunts

Go back to playing with your Independent country...
Oh wait, you're still slaves to the EU and you always will be

ROFL You don't allow Iceland but you allow the land of the Mongols?

>Romania
>US
>Australia
get out, stay out

Potato/Nord OP from yesterday, sorry if my thread fucked it up for you bros

Too edgy I guess

Top Kek my Nordic brother

56%

Also, how the fuck did Australia get on there?!?!? You do realise that Australians are essentially British with a tan.

n-no homo

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60% white 100% nordic

Maybe start by getting a train to Munich and then get some of your mates to try and storm a beer hall.

Am I considered Nordic if I'm Anglo, but live in US?

>swedishdeepthroattraining.avi

i love fucking your women who are here on exchange. so easy to bed a blonde nord these days

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>stay out : Iceland
Are you fucking retarded as fuck op?

WE

56% with illegal immigrants. Also, probably around 10% Nordic, 46% Italian-British-Irish-Spanish mongrels.

>Reminder: Ignore posters saying that one Nordic country isn't Nordic, it's a Jewish Anglo divide and conquer tactic

>STAY OUT: Iceland

Anglo is the epitome of whiteness. Nords have accomplished fuck all.

hey i hav aspergers to!

>crossfit fags

Fucking kek'd hard

Yes

Hello my nord bro

OK anglos, here's the divide and conquer plan:
Point out that most of them are gommies to America and tell Austrailia that Norway has a lot of petrol.

im ready as fuck

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Those are all nords

This better not be that romaniansarewhite-romanian proxying it up here. I was kind and told him that surely Romanians can join the nordic family, but if this continues I'm afraid I'm going to have go back on my words.

>romania
>us
>aus

???

Topkek

g'day senpai

I wish I was romanian

>carrying rocks around in the woods while filming it
keep on defending the fatherland brothers

*walks towards you*
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT BEYETA LEFTIST

what would you do?

What's wrong with Iceland?

Is he legit autistic?

usa btfo
no recovery from that and trying makes it only worse as if you were in quicksand, better shoot yourself in the head so you don't blame yourself any more, usa, oh wait ... shooting you in the head that's what your declining white popultaion is for, you're probably the least white, supposedly white country, usa

don't know why i reply that to a britbong but everyone trying to find a "witty" answer to what ahmed said should first read this drunkenly true text

He's a fellow nord so we're friends, really good friends

or don't and go fuck yourself

what exactly are we doing here in this thread?

kek

WE

Because we're the largest Nordic country, duh

>getting upset over memes

I'd shake his hand and have a beer with him while we discuss the advancement of our people.

thats actually an awesome exercise if youre a boxer, or any figher in general. it may look weird, but its great for a strong neck.

Despite creating nations that, until (((someone))) interfered, were rich, homogenous, high-trust, highly educated, and had a high IQ.
How's that 'empire' of yours doing anyways?

Are they doing this shit ironically?

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>claim to be a nordic nationalist
>get horrible looking tan rather than maintaining your beautiful default paleness

I'd ask him why his pants are so tight.

>wut r u faggot?

Binland reporting in.

Hi

Hi

My left nut is more nordic than you are.

Hello my nordic brothers

Fuck that guy with the back tat has a stellar pair of cheeks on him eh.
I wonder how smooth his taint is, looks like he shaves.

Hello how is it in our southern Nordic land today?

THE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHEN BROTHERS

Not that bloke but mate it's going to get hot today.
Clear skies and low wind speeds.

How is the great land of the north?

Post dick.

Post feet.

It's getting colder and my nipples are pretty hard right now

Remember to drink plenty of fluids my Nordic brother

Fellow Balt reporting in
Doing a lot of arm exercises, improving stamina, been working on my melee skills, hand to hand. Doing a bit of leg exercise but will try doing more in future.

Post nipples.

Post glutes.

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Why the fuck are the gypsies considered Nordic?

Is this walk supposed to be intimidating?
Honestly, the result is the complete opposite, he looks like a lanky clown, walking like this

Looks like Pajeets from Poo in the Loo.

how are australia and united states not anglo

>arching back
>poor head position lowering his view of any dangers below or tripping hazards
one knock and this fella is down hard.

*Copper edition

>welcome gyppos and snowgooks
>warn real nords from Iceland and UK to stay out

Faggot detected.

Family is Finish
am i allowed?

>one knock and this fella is down hard.
Only gets supported by his tight, faggot pants.
This guy got no stability at all

If you live in the US you can literally be paid to do this type of training, it's called being a mover. And double bonus, seeing as you have a soft spot for Romanians, no worries - you'll be seeing plenty of them. They, and Lithuanians, come in by the boatload on H-1B visas to work for moving companies. Some are the most red pilled and hardworking mother fuckers you'll ever meet. Just sayin.

can anyone explain the glowing eyes in that meme?

Im ready, pic is me related.

little more work on those arms brah and you flyin

>Germany
>nordic

I believe its a derivative of the "I am growing stronger" meme.

thats a good way to fuck up your back

>his eyes don't glow
gtfo mixed race. You make our nation look bad everywhere. Only Romanians with glowing eyes allowed here.