Never lost a war against another nation of humans

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your king got killed by a stingray

How many wars have you actually fought? Tagging along with the adult nations doesn't count

*sniffs butt*

>of humans

fpbp holy shit

posting

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STABBED IN THE HEART
AND YOURE TOO VAIN
YOU GIVE OZ
A BAD NAME

>fpbp

his post was shit, lurk more newfag

or did he? maybe he simply transferred bodies

M8 you got rekt by some fucoin emus.

>gooks
>human

>burgerposting

sorry but you guys just aren't very funny

This guy's post was more inspired than all of your put together...

>never lost a war

Russian civil war 1918 defeated
Vietnam War 1964 defeated

Didn't Australia lose to North Vietnam?

>a leaf criticizing the quality of a post

no. the war was won. peace treaty was signed. we left then the war started back up

>of humans

You fought and lost in the Vietnam War you retard

>of humans
kek I'm glad you clarified. wouldn't want the emus to hear you talking shit.

Trying to claim atlantis as australian clay?

Canada is the only answer. As soon as you kill us, we win

ezpz

Kek

I like how you had to add the humans qualifier.

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hue

You lost the war in Vietnam, retard.

didn't the U.S. save Australia's butt from the Japanese in WWII.

>Australia has only lost wars that I count that they have lost for my arbitrary reasons.

Roger that OP, keep sucking dicks

technically in ww2 we defeated the japanese on kakoda trail alone.

you offered support elsewhere but we stopped a country more powerful than china is today advancing on foot.

we were pretty good.

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>Vietnam War 1964 defeated
we actually withdrew before the final defeat

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Nation of humans
Noice

FPBP

rekt

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You were with us in Vietnam, bud.

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UNDEFEATED!

We have never lost, except to communism but that got fixed fast

I think we lost both world wars and the Boer war?

(Did I Trudeau right)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brisbane_Line
Some top notch military strategy right there,

A withdrawal is the same thing. Technically, we just withdrew as well.

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Mate, we got wrecked by the roaches at Gallipoli.

Oh wait
>Humans

you do know after the lost emu war the gov put a bounty on the emus and let citizens hunt them this proved more effective and the emus were defeated

Hue
And still no one fuck her

I'm not sure what vietnam has to do with my post, but in vietnam australia pulled out when a treaty was signed, we won.

After we left the war started up again. You lost vietnam, not aussies.

wouldn't you just love to get down bare and rape that women until her blossoming flower bleeds?

Aussies have been raped by the sjw behemoth. Sorry op. You lost. We won tho.

So you won the second emu war, but lost the first

I'm guessing you'd have to jump her, cover her eyes and tie her up, saying "You're alright, you're alright" and "She's a beaut" the whole time.

It's the sound someone makes when they are so shockingly confused that spittle exists their mouth.

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Dominican Master Race here. Haven't been naturalized yet, so I guess that counts.
But then again, Merica has never lost a war neither.
So 2/2 ayyyy

1812?

>The emus were defeated
Kek

You lost The Vietnam war.
You pulled out, which means an automatic defeat from cowardice.
Sorry emu, you don't get the best of both worlds.

We signed a treaty and withdrew as well, so technically, we won the Vietnam war too with that logic.

i wish this were true.

all throughout school i was picked on by emus and if we stood up to them we were always made out to be the bad guys.

the news media would potray the emus as good boys who didn't do anything wrong while white people were the racist aggressors.

even today, emus scare the fuck out of us aussies admit it. I worked with an emu and the cunt would threaten to slice my stomach open if i looked at him wrong. He was also fucking the boss.

I don't think Germany ever lost a war against humans.

Fpbp
Threads over for me xXxxddDdd

>King
>Idolised by Americans only
>Flag

America's self centred ignorance at it's finest.

We won 1812

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aw. she looks comfy and non threatening

nah cause you went back and then lost after. we never went back.

>GREAT WHITE NORTH

>Idolised by Americans only
thats not true

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fuggin rekt

>nation of humans
oh, my aching sides

Quick lad, call yer mammy!

plz no bully.

>A fucking leaf

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He was a literally who here in Australia up until his death, when American's made a massive deal about it, was when he actually started to be talked about.

Mostly in how it was a tragedy that his daughter would grow up without a father.

>can't loose a war to a nation of other humans

whew lad, good on you for not mentioning Emu...

>What is the Paris Peace Accords
You're retarded.

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you're wrong. He was famous as fuck here and on tv all the time. He was popular.

Stop being a shit and trashing aussie culture. you're probably the type who used to say "wtf we dont say "mate" in australia!!" all the time as well.

Honestly, he was a PBS show, not much more. He was recognizable, but not idolized. Media hype up his death be cause of how he died. The only Australian we idolize is Crocodile Dundee.

dont care, my arguement was about ww2 anyway not vietnam shitshow

Look at your skin color. You sure as fuck lost the culture war.

I know, just wanted to make sure you knew the OP doesn't apply to Australia. Or anyone that matters, come to think of it. Anyway, you're welcome for Makin, Iowa Jima and other island campaigns that kept the flies off you, for the most part. It was a team effort.

Not a loss really. England agreed to stop attacking our ships and imprisoning our sailors which is why we were fighting in the first place.

In return we swore to leave Canada alone which was a big concern for England.

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Fpbp

Emus you lost a war against large flightless birds and Turkey...well...not so good..

What is it with Australia and large flightless birds?

>usa
>doesnt know his country was taken over by a russian coup just 2 months ago
Lol

Your whole land is a fucking desert, or semi-jungle with deadly insects.

Mate, fuck off with your revisionist bullshit. Crocodile hunter was mediocre as fuck and hot shit ratings here in Australia, but found massive success in the states as a result he was put forth as a tourism promoter by QLD government.

On the back of that overseas fame, he became known here, not the other way round. It's like John Oliver and the UK.

Amazing. It works.

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