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USA RISK 2
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finish NC
spill Tennessee
YELLOW
GOLD
LIME TEXAS
BLUE
AND PURPLE WILL BE GIVEN TO NEW PLAYERS OR EXISTING PLAYERS
Fill in Indiana
Spill Tennessee
Take me some Minnesota, please
Any extra to south Dakota to take out that wild tribe
>New Sweden
>Tealio
fixed bonus
EXPAND INTO OP'S VAGINA
BURN,BURN,KILL LIME,LET HIM BURN IN HER EMBRACE
This means war
kek ok have fun winning bc of your ally
You skipped my roll
Keep on taking purple lands
I'll happily take gold into my territory
>New Sweden
>Tealio
also retard where the fuck else am i supposed to expand
I mean yellow, not good, sorry
>New Sweden
>Tealio
Attack Dark Red, Focus on taking his bonuses.
Doesn't matter
Your demise is inevitable
Straight
3D straight
aight boys im off, have fun getting KEKED by blue
FOR GOD AN' COUNTRY! Expand and conquer South, and drive those godless Spics outta our homes!
Hey Donald, I voted for you, 'cause you can't stump the Trump, an' Robert E. Lee, you're my Hero, an' I named my firstborn son after you!
What you say we make a Three-Way Alliance to Make America Great Again the way it should be and show all these liberal faggots social justice warrior grannies how it's done? After all, us White folk gotta stick together in these dark times!
Peacemap soon
I will consume your lands,cursed to never give birth to anything green
Lesser flames unites with the great fire,together they will create a blazing glory of infernal furry
A force to rival the sun itself
Expansion in all directions
pulling for DIXIE
tfw looking away to dixieland
also OP cede my land to red
Bumpin' for Clan an' Country!
Take South Dakota and then Nebraska
op you ignored my roll
Fill in Indiana
Spill Tennessee
Take the southeast
Finish Minnesota, then work on Colorado
>New Sweden
>Yellow
Test
Fuck disappearing name
you still cant remember to put ur name/bonus
OH SWEET BABY JESUS HE IS ARISEN AN' HE HAS BLESSED US! CONQUER THE REST OF TEXAS AND KILL OFF THE DAMN BEANER MILITIA! AFTER THAT, EXPAND WEST TO KILL ALL THE DEGENERATES!
Hey, what y'all say 'bout a 3-Alliance to Make America Great Again?
Red blooded patriot, can we agree in not wasting our time fighting each other? We both have bigger fish to fry
Kill the Red.
> Double Doubles!?! Glory glory Hallelulajah he's smilin' on us today an' there ain't nothin' that can stop us now!
A war begins
FUCK YOU COMMIES!
I'M GOIN' WEST TO KILL OFF THEM DAMNED SCORPION LADIES! THEY'RE AN INSULT TO GOD ALMIGHTY! 'SIDES MR. TRUMP, YOU'RE THE SMARTEST MAN I KNOW, AN' WITH ROBERT E. LEE'S HELP, THOSE DAMNED COMMIE YANKEES 'LL RUN LIKE WATER!
Fill in Illinois
Ah fuck,I can see a mighty collaboration avians the flames
No matter, more fuel fire the fire
BURN THE HERETICS,IN THE NAME OF FLAME
Fighting Red state by state
You will do as you're told.
Pali
Spill Iowa
woops, i just took the southernmost twelve segments of "pigs" sorry faggolovsky
(my color's dark, DARK yellow, the color of dehydrated piss)
The scorpion lades are dead. I am New Sweden, we are viking blooders who are purging the illegals here. Please, allow us to stay
USA! USA! USA! EXPAND WEST AND SPIT ROAST THEM OVERSIZED COCKROACHES!!!
oh, and also, "106004407"
Destroy the Colorado wildlings
>New Sweden
>Yellow
Are you sure you counted my bonus?
Anyway take Nebraska
imperial! Your name is heard in whispers, aid us
DAMN, HADN'T REALIZED! SORRY 'BOUT THAT BROTHERS! INSTEAD, EXPAND EAST AND DEEP FRY THOSE DAMNED BIRDY COMMIES!
don't worry sokolov here's a viagra pill
ROLLS ARE DOUBLED
ANYONE CAN NOW CLAIM THE BLUE TERRITORY IN KANSAS
My erection is massive and BURNS with pleasure,I scream for more, oh great imperious!
Blessed be thy name
PUSH.BACK TRUMP
FOR FLAME!
Make a beeline south toward red
Fuck up their bonuses
Take Nevada and Arizona
Fighting Red
MY ANUS ACHES FOR NEW LAND TO SPREAD MY IDEOLOGY
TAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
i mean you can have the whole bottle
I'll take Kansas
Finish colorado, spills to Kansas
>New Sweden
We shall have a Norse Cattle Ranching operation yet!
NOBODY STUMPS THE TRUMP ! LEAST OF ALL SOME DAMNED OVERGROWN CHICKENS! EXPAND EAST AND DEEP FRY THOSE FREEDOM-HATIN' BIRDY COMMIES!
Would you like to confirm the alliance with ?
Red is being attacked!
GOD BLESS THE USA!!! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Take New Mexico and Utah
I have no quarrel with you, and therfore would like to propose a deal: I take the land of Idaho to Michigan, perhaps parts of new England at a later date, and you can have my southern states, with no more fighting between us.
Set the bottles on fire,that will help massively
That's a lot of bonuses
Too many for comfort, DIE
Then DIE AGIAN,never ending shall be your torment for defying the holy flame
Same for you,the fire will cure you of your inbreeding, let it consume you
Push back,use gasoline, just don't let the flame die!
Fill in Alabama
Oh sorry Sir, didn't you see you were still on the game. It's a deal
alright, fuck, i did this wrong
i take tennesee, with my color "light orange"
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Wait, forget that. I can't give you these states, their value are too good for me. I can give you back your states
Fight Red
If you'll do that territory trade, op? Otherwise I'll send my armies unopposed to take North Dakota
YIPEE KI YAY! EXPAND EAST AN' DRIVE THE BIRDY BASTARDS OUTTA LOUISIANA'S SWAMPS, AN' EXTERMINATE THE NATIVES IN THE STATE ABOVE IT!
pali
Peace map?
menace, i'm trying, but butane and grease fires don't do much for a firecocktail, wouldn't ya know
plus, i haven't been logged in yet so woops i'm taking TN for myself and make an alliance with the R E D M E N A C E
The burning ass-rekting pleasure will be endless, it will cover the lands in dark tar,together we will overcome the yankies!
Forward to glory!
Also op add him,I need allies!
alright, radical, let's shake on it
YANKIES!?! I'LL SHOW YOU YANKIES, COMMIE SCUM!!!
Muh comrade
Welcome to hell
I'll build a giant monument to flames in your hometown, American dog!
Instead of having the game being drawn out longer because the Red Menace is slowly losing the war, I have made a peacemap.
Usually don't see this many players in a peace map.
Thanks for the game
Aight thanks for hosting OP
This is optimal
Well fuck me upside down and hit me with a hammer
Gg lads
We all know of it wasn't for op I'd win
>88
Kek confirmes
DAMN COMMIES HAD IT COMING! EXPAND WEST AN' KILL OFF ALL OF THEM DARKIES!
well fuck
THANKS FOR THE GAME OP! THIS IS ENOUGH LAND TO LAST MY FAMILY CENTURIES!
fuck
well, "106004407", "THE NEW IMPERIAL ORDER", southernmost tip of texas, and red-orange