This is finishing off a big game of Risk.
EU Risk Finale
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Push all the way to the South East until I've reached the end of the map.
Are we rerolling?
If so, OBLITERATE RUSSIA
Heil Pinkler
thanks for hosting OP, one of the better risk games ive done here
i honestly expected to get annexed within my first or second turn since i started out inbetween the three biggest empires lmao
anyways, keep the offensive up with our allies in a northeastern direction
shit forgot to put in this map
see
k fair enough
also, in memory of someone who i barely got to know, i'll now form...
the austro-hungarian empire (if that's okay with you OP)
fill in whatever's left of russia
i'll just count these rolls then
nvm
oh, that was a map that was forgot to put in, not an actual turn
nvm this then
BULLETIN TO ALL ALLIES:
If the Celts do not show a willingness to aid our efforts, they will be declared non-allies.
Nu-Paris will roll out orders as necessary.
Heil Pinkler
or not lmao im so confused now
they can't do anything, they can't make it to the russians without attacking allies
Orange Leader standing by.
But they're legit not even here
The Russians are but scraps
Celts are cucks
Attach Italy through France
Heil Pinkler
take up the last of russia
now, about the celts...
7 territories left, what would you wish to do with them?
use spills into northern italy, sorry, should've been more clear
...
New Constantinople, you have 2 minutes to respond
FRIENDS!
THE RUSSIAN THREAT IS CRUSHED, AND THE CELTS SHALL SOON FALL!
JOIN THE PINK REICH TO MAKE A UNITED, PINK EUROPE!
HEIL PINKLER!
HEIL PINKLER!
HEIL PINKLER!
Attack North Africa.
Celtiberian invasion ensues
HEED OUR CRY!
RALLY TO THE PINK BANNER!
BECOME PART OF PINKLER'S GRAND EUROPE!
HEIL PINKLER!
HEIL PINKLER!
HEIL PINKLER!
The Invasion of Spain begins.
Push down towards Portugal, capturing coastal regions first.
Heil Pinkler.
Claim the Beleares, color blue, "Santa Claus Theocracy"
GOTTERDAMERUNG
CONTINUE THE INVASION OF ITALIAN LANDS
RESTORE FORMER AUSTRIAN LANDS
OSTERGROßENUNGARISCH-REICH
A UNITED EUROPE IS A STRONGER EUROPE!
FREE OF WAR!
FREE OF CONFLICT!
SUBMIT YOURSELVES TO THE GUIDANCE OF PINKLER AND HELP CREATE OUR STRONGER EUROPE
HEIL PINKLER!
HEIL PINKLER!
HEIL PINKLER!
New Constantinople, 2 minutes.
uhm... you;re a tad late to the party on this one.
Continue attacking Africa.
>this one is for Rommel
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I only put santa there to see how hard it'd get fucked after one round
Attack the rest of Africa.
The Invasion of Spain continues.
Santa can eithe surrender to me or get BTFO'd by GPR, orange and red next roll
Heil Pinkler.
yo santa wanna be friends?
go down hard on italy, pour everything into it, focus austro-hungarian armies into it
in the meantime, penal battalions comrpised of russian POWs and former soldiers are used to aid in the italian offensive
An alliance with the Blue nations may lead to... rammifications.
Heil Pinkler.
santa, 2 minutes or i'm taking away your clay
rip santa
well that's that
colonize previous santa lands, any spills goes into italy
Continue Spanish Invasion.
Claim the rest of Africa. Then Rename the Strait of Gibraltar, to "The Strait of Rommel"
lands almost finished
Continue Spanish Invasion.
The Greater Pink Reich will officially impose non-aggression sanctions on all borders.
No further attacks after the Spanish Invasion.
Heil Pinkler
Take the rest of Africa then if Anything in Italy is left, take that.
In the interest of common policy, Pinkler himself extends his hand in inviting the Empire of Austria-Hungary to become part of the GPR
Heil Pinkler.
italia must be finished off
for the inevitable collapse of italy, the lazio region will be renamed Neu-Hesse, and Rome will be renamed to Franz
oiiiiiii
Take the last bit of Africa. If any left over spill take Sicily, because the last time I was there the streets were dirty as fuck and need to be cleaned.
GPR BULLETIN:
ANY military movements outside of the spanish or italians regions will be considered an act of war.
Continue Spanish Invasion
Heil Pinkler
oh dear
although the offer is greatly appreciated, especially at such a scale, it's turned down in the interest of the süddeutscher and hungarian peoples of the empire
also finish off south italy
finale is a formality at this point
Take the last of Africa finally and Sicily.
ITALY JUST DIE
Alright.
If total unification is foregone, how about a co-operative union? The Pink-Austro-Hungarian Reich?
NUKE SPAIN HOLY SHIT
HEIL PINKLER
if pinkler gets 1,2,3 I will ree
Let it end. Just consume the Spanish.
Well?Heil Pinkler
Of course you'd end the game with Hitler double digits. Have a thing I wrote when we were still fighting Russia.
January First, Two Thousand Seventeen in the year of our Lord the unified sovereign nations of The Greater Pink Reich, Celtiberia, Free Syrian Empire, New Constantinople and Hungary do hereby form an everlasting alliance. A war of devastation having divided us for too long has finally come to an end. In the midst of our territorial squabble a common enemy arose that threatened the well being of us all. A corrupt land who would later become known as the 2nd Bolshevik uprising. Former rivals, now aligned by the glory of God and a common goal to resist the temptations and evils of Marxism. Together we brought down the hammer and sickle of the Red Menace with the Sword of Almighty Archangel Michael himself.
The threat of Communism finally snuffed we may all breathe easy in our hard earned victory. Through great fortune, tireless efforts and a true strength of character we have ended years of bled shed and denied future quarrels from arising as would have occurred without intervention. May we all now rest our swords and take up again our plowshares, though forever keeping our shields in continued diligence to our peoples and our shared sovereignty. Only pledging to take up arms against an enemy as corrupt and ungodly as that which we have now just vanquished.
i'm.. i'm sorry, fuhrer, but considering we're a part of the global alliance, we'll still have the ability to cooperate into a groß future, ja?
Final map.
aye.
Sick LARPing, gents.
And many thanks to the patient and tolerant OP
This is by far one of the dankest Risks I've played on this board.
i fuckin love this
ayo man, great stuff, the both of ya
i had a lot of fun with this, probably one of the best games and one of the best hosts, thanks OP and all the hours you put into hostin this!
Many thanks OP. Also to the Nevada bro who was half the reason I did as well considering 1/3 current empire came from him.
Also thank you Commander Leaf for not being a dick when you had the chance. Well played.
=D I'm a writefag on the side when I get bored. Was a pleasure to see how kek chose you early on to deal out his wishes
and, like i said, im honestly amazed at how i actually ended up like this
i was expecting the one of you guys to swallow me up since i was inbetween the both of you when you were expanding
And so, with Pinkler's military strength and ethnic cleansing, Austria-Hungary's intellect, and New Constantinople's faithfulness to forgiveness and the Holy God, the European Region enters an everlasting golden age the rest of the world could only dream of.
--FIN--
>=D I'm a writefag on the side when I get bored. Was a pleasure to see how kek chose you early on to deal out his wishes
aha, yeah, that shit was great, and like i said, you do good at your stuff, keep it up
i'll see ya guys next time around maybe, i dunno, night
Hey we were all having fun
I was tempted but diplomacy < brute force sometimes
A better conclusion we could not asked for. Good night kommrades.
Can you sauce me the template for the board?
New game?
Fuck off make a nu thread
sure
zank u
Gay separatists of the Pink Reich
London rebellion
Rebellion quelled
radicals purged.