President Trump General /ptg/ - Humorous Edition

PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
58pic2017.org/
>Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Trump impromptu presser NYE @Mar-A-Lago 12/31/16
youtu.be/qaIMMMaWZwU
>Trump w/Don King @ Mar-A-Lago 12/28/16
youtu.be/OEMIxS44Xxk
>Trump @ Mar-A-Lago 12/21/16
youtu.be/xPM4HGn1fl4
>Trump Final 2016 Rally in Mobile AL 12/17/16
youtu.be/Riph4NCx_U0
>Trump/Pence Rally in Orlando FL 12/16/16
youtu.be/_WnhHVdDgdw
>Trump/Pence Rally in Hershey PA 12/15/16
youtu.be/Z_L2H9_IInE
>Trump/Pence Rally in West Allis, WI 12/13/16
youtu.be/UIgW0XlUs4M
>Trump @ Army vs Navy Game 12/10/16
youtu.be/NxlI6TePPcw
>Trump Rally in Grand Rapids MI 12/9/16
youtu.be/501Wg80oLUQ
>Trump Rally in Baton Rouge LA 12/9/16
youtu.be/liZBtm5wt7c
>Trump/Pence Rally in Des Moines IA 12/8/16
youtu.be/627wxijXGGM
>Trump Rally in Fayetteville, NC 12/6/16
youtu.be/IUreExyfw5o

FUN STUFF
>Kanye hangs with Trump 12/13/16
youtu.be/1dTQSON9dSk
>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Just The Two Of Us
youtu.be/8kuqOWLg3Tc
>Election 2016
youtu.be/VDHUAGdhVOE

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguation of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>In the Hall of the Trumpen President
youtu.be/XqEddipbpkw
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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us.cnn.com/2016/12/30/politics/barack-obama-last-minute-final-actions-donald-trump/index.html
dallasnews.com/opinion/commentary/2016/12/23/learned-exxon-ceo-rex-tillerson-spending-week-jury-duty
youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k
twitter.com/AnonBabble

f-frist?

heh... frist. i guess it's not that hard since he won... heh

Fuck off you cunt

Russia hacked the shooter's mind.

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explain yourselves drumpfbergs

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hello

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I got my pepe signed, can we debate now?

People are weird, so?

>Donald Trump is going to be the next president of the United States
>Libs wake up in this world every day

russian babe hacked my bionic heart

Nice hitler d.u.b.s.

Dakota is not a boy's name. "He" will be guzzling cum and being pozzed by niggers by 16

I hate all of those white female names. Am I a misogynist?

My command is your wish.

youtu.be/P0Zxo0B7r3g

edition.cnn.com/election/results/president

65,844,954 votes for Hillary = 232 electoral votes
62,979,879 votes for Trump = 306 electoral votes

1 Hillary electoral vote = 283,814 votes
1 Trump electoral vote = 205,817 votes

that's a 77,997 difference or a 0.725 ratio

if we took this ratio, and look it on the gender pay gap, we will find this falls in range #49 out of a 51 list

aauw.org/research/the-simple-truth-about-the-gender-pay-gap/

only Louisiana and Wyoming have a worst gender pay gap ratio than the US elections

so what does it feels like to have an electoral college that scores as worst as the national gender pay gap? you can't call that bullshit a democracy

>hurr durr, build wall, make america great again

calm your fat tits neets, I ain't blaiming Trump on this one, I am blaming Obama for doing what niggers do most of the time...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND RIOT WHAT'S LEFT

us.cnn.com/2016/12/30/politics/barack-obama-last-minute-final-actions-donald-trump/index.html

LITERALLY A FUCKING NIGGER DOING SOME NIGGERING

HE MIGHT AS WELL BURN THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE AND STEAL STUFF FROM IT

Hello lads, how is it going?

No.

Do we know anything about T-rex? Why Trump picked him or what his value/detriments are?

I haven't heard anything about this guy other than muh Exxon

Who /RATINGSMACHINE/ here?

No Comrade Premiere, it has only begun

Will Le Pen win?

>Antwaine
>Dacron
>Newport
>LaPrell
>Propecia
>Sinutab

THOSE AREN'T FUCKING NAMES

FUCK

I HATE THIS COUNTRY SOMETIMES, TRUMP BETTER FIX THIS SHIT

STOP EVERYTHING

You need an user and an OP. No debate

Hows those gas prices, Pedro?
Loot anything good today?

aha why? naah. nah. debate me. i'd write you under the f*ckin table. gna hafta dig ya out from below the floorboards lmao.
thanks but im unironic jew and i reject hitler's nonsense!

The whole anti-Trump anti-Russia smear is being funded by the Saudis

>Saudi Arabia collapses if America invests in shale oil to a reasonable extent
MUH CLIMATE CHANGE + TILLERSON REEEEEE
>Saudi Arabia collapses if Russia and America agree to split the European petrochemical market without them
MUH RUSSIA REEEEEEE
>Saudi Arabia loses influence if Russia and America agree to destroy ISIS
MUH ISLAMOPHOBIA AND ASSAD REEEEEEEE

I don't know much about him aside from he's apparently a pretty cool guy IRL.

dallasnews.com/opinion/commentary/2016/12/23/learned-exxon-ceo-rex-tillerson-spending-week-jury-duty

>the FBI and CIA are probably right enough and they should be now forgiven and people should stop trying to make their veracity dubious at best and allow them to work with a certain level of comfort.
Finally, I agree completely! :)
They're really not that big of a deal, but quite harmful to the democrat party, not to the liberty and integrity of the nation itself.
I never said China was okay.
you sound ignorant of world politics
No, what I'm saying is that the problems that led to Iraq are no longer there. I am a republican but I do not like Bush and he was the reason behind Iraq.
There's no doubt they had bad security but if someone breaks into your house through a window you forgot to latch and trashes your home, thats NOT ok. We need to defend ourselves and take out the criminals (Russia).
Dictators always have a high approval rating when they determine what their own approval rating is.
No I believe that they have proven their competance under the new administration. (Killing Bin Laden, Destroying Al Qaeda, preventing major terrorist attacks) They deserve our trust.
They were manipulated, of course they didn't hold a gun to voters heads.
Not interested in conspiracy theories about the CIA and muh JFK shit. Give it a rest, that shit will never be taken seriously.

you just need an asian gf

Doubtful

HIGH

CONFIDENCE

being secret service must be so stressful

>run a company that's been the world's most powerful/most valuable on and off for the last century
>operates politically in more countries than the United States has active military bases, which is more impressive than it sounds
>not a solid resume

>First report failed
>OH FUCK LETS JUST FILL IT WITH RT

y u make me sad???

Yes...We will give her a 1 billion unique impressions

Propecia?

TRUST ME

I swear to God, I'm never going to name my kid's a traditional black name. I might as well go full autist and name them after famous Latins:
>Cicero
>Julius
>Augustus
>Augustine
Any girls I have I'll just use Greek names or religious ones:
>Theresa
>Leto
>Maria

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Fine

OP, this is urgent. Will you sign my pepe with the date and your ID? Here: We have to save America from the Russians.

use mine, dont mention it kid

His numerous dealings in many countries across the world would mean well for his diplomatic experience. Managing such a large company would mean well for managing such a large governmental department. And he also doesn't want to carpet bomb Moscow. So a pretty solid resume.

Implying hitler did anything wrong

Depends on if Putin wants her too : )

>debate me
M8, did you even see the electoral college confirmation hearing?

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You seem very concerned about doing the right thing.

Do you put this much energy towards the Democratic Party, the one that rigs primaries and get debate questions? Do you tell them what not to do?

I kinda like that idea, honestly. You just know a dude named Augustus will be a badass.

okok. i got an user and a tripfag. can we debate now?

he told the rockefellers to eat shit so that's something

good fortune upon those that love trump and frogs

Uhm... you guys, like, want to justify this?

I'm not a member of the democratic party, nor will dictate them what they do within their own party.

You have a very sad life to be doing this shit all day

Fuck off nigger

Thank you, but I must await OP's signature on my pepe in order to debate.

>ignoring my post

>They're really not that big of a deal
THERE IT IS

This is a fraud, that isn't NTNN's signature

I'm sorry user
She is just not the right.person to carry the people's anger

I enjoy helping educate people on these subjects as I am very close to them myself.

>tfw your assets start contradicting each other

Sure thing.

Ah, fuck it. DEBATE ON!

SORT YOURSELVES OUT

Why is this kike not locked up for child porn?

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Hello Greatest Ally.

You won't spend any time on the dem party but here you are wasting energy on the party that followed the rules.

He's a literal pedophile.

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I was the OP of the last thread I can sign it if it counts :^)

you should absolutely name your kids after a roman emperor mate

DRUMPF DIDNT GET 29 ELECTORAL VOTES IN FLORIDA!!!

HE ONLY GOT 10!!!

I like his sunglasses.

Thank you, OP. Can we now debate, Mr. President?

>educate

Is that what you shills are calling it now?

You want proof? You want evidence? I could tell you, kid, but then I'd have to kill ya.

>95 million unemployed
>90-95% of those "jobs" Obama made are part time

Can we spin that Russia hacked the primaries to make Bernie lose?

But this Fillon dude isn't anti-EU, right? This is a bummer.

Let's hope for a Brexit/Trump style surprise then!

Say what you will about Chris, but that was one of the greatest moments in the entire primary stage, in my opinion.

youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k

Sign the new pepe here: Creepy Joe has to let us debate then.

>the government deserves our trust
then you deserve everything the government does to you

>tfw to smart to need evidence

They're not a big deal when it pertains to the integrity and liberty of our nation. This is true. The actions of Russia are quite troubling though.
I'm not attacking the GOP, the vast majority of the GOP agree with my assessment of the situation. It's only our President-Elect that is increasingly damaging to our government and national integrity.

I like this angle, but how do we spread this?

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Is "Antwaine" the nog way of writing "Antoine"?
Have you been infiltrated by quebecois lately?

>vast majority

That faggot Graham and McCain are the majority
el o el

When they prove to me that they no longer deserve my trust I will no longer give it to them. Sorry you don't feel the same way.

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>increasingly damaging to our government and national integrity

Ok, so during today's shootings, Trump was in contact with the FL gov and Obama didn't even contact the Gov

How is that "increasingly damaging" from Obama?

>They were manipulated, of course they didn't hold a gun to voters heads.
the DC/hollywood/NY national corporate media complex gaslighted the entire country for a year and a half, telling us hillary was guaranteed to win and trump didn't stand a chance. daily attacks on trump's personal character and daily fawning over hillary and even covering for her. but somehow Russia Today with it's 1,000 daily viewers influenced 60 million people to vote trump. why are you even here?