You will never be as ripped as young Alex Jones

>You will never be as ripped as young Alex Jones

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Holy fuck man.

Literally Captain America

I remember when he used to talk about the girls thinking he was a good sort when he was younger, I thought he was just talking shit until I saw this picture

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so what happened then?

>>You will never be as ripped as young Alex Jones

Tfw more ripped, too bad I ain't white right pol?

more people would take him seriously if he stopped eating so goddamn much.

i think youre high

True shame, But can easily fix yourself with some rope and a stool.

mk ultra

Honestly his body doesn't look so bad, but he has a huge double chin. He just needs to diet and he'll be one of the top alphas around his age.

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The redpills he was binging on turned out to be candy

>tfw you are on ur way to becoming ubermensch

Except I will be user

Pretty dumb but I kekd

at least im not 5'5

mega kek

this.

you look like a fat faggot

Good on you, brother. Im going strong as well.

To fix ones mind and soul, one must first fix ones body.

That is before he married a Jewess and she started slipping him estrogen on Illuminati orders.

>You'll never be best buds with Alex Jones

youtube.com/watch?v=jOXzH2eWj2Q

I took this pic off the cuff to see if /fit/ was gonna be here but after looking the lighting does make me look like a fat faggot

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit

Wat the actual fuk

>There will never be a gay romantic comedy starring Alex Jones and Cenk

He isn't aging well. I'd have sworn he was in his early 50s, but he's only 42.

He looks like one of those powerlifters now cept ARRRRRRFHGHGH BUY MY WATER FILTERS

GAY WARS

You can look like that in a year of training, you autists

Quicker if you take super male vitality.

I looked like that from 20 -30 years old.

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>spends 20 years on radio yelling about globalists/nwo....

>never says who they are...

It's because he's actually bill hicks

he looks worse in the second picture

literally every second guy in my gym

Even after he lost all the weight he still looks like a cuck.

SAY THAT TO MY FACE

you could use some work on those pecs, and on those biceps and you should maybe cut a little. do you even lift?

It's just a ride, folks.

literally every second guy in my gym

top kek

play the lottery

Working on it

HIS ARMS ARE TOO SHORT !!!!!!

Kek
Sure thing

He said he could squat 600 pounds and bench press 350.

youtube.com/watch?v=32drtGVPJhQ

Why doesn't he just take DNP to drop the weight and cruise test to maintain muscle mass, and then once the weight is gone hop on a gear cycle?

You gotta be natty to fight the Infowar.

He activated his Bear Mode.

>the point is that I'm a big guy
kek

this.

Nonsense.

I'm natty now, but when I'm in my 40's (or late 30's, depending on how things go), I fully intend to hop on gear and keep my gainz.

Enjoy the ball cancer you stupid faggot

Thanks, I will.

Yeah, you will

For You.

look what globalists could do to you

baka thb senpai

Reminder that Alex Jones is just 42 years old

holy shit

Theres no way hes on estrogen, he behaves like hes overdosing on steroids.

Constant mood swings going from rage to crying, hyperactive and boisterous, violent outbursts etc

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>no kids
>very liberal
>pursued a career in the performing arts

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

wrong

thats when SUPER MALE VITALITY kicks in

>hicks
Look at this link - read it carefully - apply common sense - come to your senses - and never refer to "Alex Jones" again without pointing out that he is really Bill Hicks

mackquigley.wordpress.com/alex-jones-is-bill-hicks/

He started making gains but never worked it off

Probably not.

Also not as insane.

I'll take my side of the deal.