Aus/pol/ - gimme back my centrelink cunt edition

what up lads... how are those centrelink gibs treating yas?

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It's finally fucking started to rain - we might lose those water restrictions.

>mates are hassling me all day tryna get me to come and get drunk with them
>busy in the day but eventually get into town to meet up with them after dinner
>mate has already been kicked out of the pub
>fucked on gas or something and can hardly talk
>walk back to the pub
>he gets kicked out again and the owners say they will call the cops if they see him again
>dont wanna leave him alone so walk him home
>get back to his house and he goes straight to bed
>get in car and drive home

fucken didnt wanna go out anyways

pro dolebludger here.

its pretty ordinary.

im forced to get a job now, or at least make as though im trying. a lot of loopholes closed too. got a fine in the mail like everyone else but its all been a little sketchy my end so i dont want to rock the boat and have them find out i owe them even more.

i had a good thing going. now its gone. fml.

whats up mateys, who do I gotta buy a beer for to get a handy round here ;^)

dolebludgers are sacks of shit in my honest opinion senpai. i have a friend who has been on the dole ever since he finished high school and hes like 25. still lives with his mum and his dole payments all go towards the pokies, new shoes and drugs. thats fucked and i reckon he needs a good beating to get his act together

bumpin for new zealand cricket team

bump cunts

get in here and have a yarn

best thing I ever did was start mowing lawns and weeding gardens until I made enough money regularly to tell centrelink to go fuck themselves.

What do you get in a week from centrelink? $300?

you can make that in a day if you just charge $50 a lawn and mow six lawns. They dont even need to be big lawns.

fuck you can do that in two days easy as fuck and then you can do what you want the rest of the week without feeling like a useless piece of shit on the dole.

Women froth at the box for a man that answers to no one and makes his own money without answering to some business or a boss.

Anyone that disagrees is just a lazy fuck that deserves to end up with shazza and live around abos.

How much do you make a year as a lawnmower man?

you never had a good thing going you were taking money from hard working people you didn't deserve you lazy fuck and you never even tried to make something better of yourself while you were taking it.

Fucking uselss SJW cunts that take out HECS debt for gender studies degrees have better intentions then you.

They believe they are doing good even though they aren't, you are just a lazy entitled fuck who is no better then an abo on the turps all day screaming "MUH LAND"

get a job

agreed

getting work is easy as fuck

Any of you cunts at Crown?

Nobody can stop this madman from eventually becoming our Donald Trump

more then some lazy cunt on the dole and I have the same fucking lifestyle yet I don't have to answer to centrelink and tell bitches im on the dole. Like I said I have the same lifestyle of doing whatever the fuck I want except now I have enough money to drink and smoke every day without worrying about centrelink pushing me into some shit job that will make me so depressed I want to kill myself. Plus I can do some volunteering too which bitches get even more wet for. Also don't forget I can say what I want online without someone telling my boss I'm a cunt and me worrying about my job.

I make at least twice what someone on centrelink does for going out once every day for a couple of hours (2-3)

Shit man I fucking started without a car or a license I just fucking walked to their house and use their lawnmower.

Cunts are just lazy.

you poor thing

This.

he's a fuckin pinko just cashing in on the anti-political correctness crap mate

someone like leyonhjelm or bernardi is much more fit to make australia great again because they have actually been doing this shit before it was cool

Okay.

I wasn't having a dig at you, I was just curious. How much have you earned annually for the last two or so years?

get that grubby union lover out of here.

Once a pinko always a pinko

good on ya mate
that's what I like to hear

>ex gf got a new bf
>keep imagining him hanging out with her dad
>imagine her dad wishing i was still around because me and him were tight as fuck and this new bloke is a fuckin poofta

didnt mean to reply to you

wat.

if the govt is gonna bankroll any manner of gender studies "students" it's shows they're bad people who don't deserve money and by collecting the dole im helping the govt ween themselves off their enabling behavior.

pointless.....unless you actually live in a country where your vote determines where your tax money is spent? lol.

also, no hate bruh. i don't go down to the gloryhole u work at and judge you.

its a sweet potato you fucking jew

lads to people in the ADF get on the piss hell hard?

it's alright you scruffy haired cunt, my daughter had a winner and now I have to listen to some dickhole tell me about how he wants to be a physio and do bar keeping.

wish she was still with you son

After all expenses are written off (all my fuel, all my car costs, all the gardening tools you buy for home and to use)

about 20k a year and liek I said, I don't even work hard.

I could easily make 3 times that money if I just left home at 7 and came home at 5-6, I have enough customers now to do that but I tend to give my mates jobs and take it easy myself.

bros, im fucking srs, my asian land lady owns 2 houses at least 2mil each, sydney, prime locale, her no engrish mother stays with her but collects centrelink. why is it wrong to kill them all ?

yeah you tell yourself that next time a chick asks you what you do for work and you tell her you are a lazy entitled piece of shit on the dole.

Centrelink is coming for you mate, you better look out, hows it feel to be their little bitch scared of a fucking government department.

you work at the glory hole mate. You go into that centrelink office and suck their dick to get your measly $200 a week. Now you are complaining cause they are making you suck those dicks harder.

I can't judge what you do for work cause you don't fucking work you lazy cunt. Thats the difference here. You don't work. You aren't free. You aren't a man. You are a piece of shit.

A fucking jimmy grant who jumps off the boat and works is better then you. I would rather him be here then lazy fucks like you that are gonna sit there with your hand out like some abo on queen street saying "hey yoo de brudda god any change ay bra"

go fucking make something of yourself, you aren't a man, you are pathetic. You are nothing more then a nigger.

pic related, it's you.

He actually isn't a pinko and he has way more crossover appeal than Bernadi or Leyonhjelm ever will.
He fucking HATES unions. Seriously he hates them. Read any of his post 2004 stuff and he can't stop talking about how much he hates them and thinks they've ruined the Labor party.

report them you fucking idiot, people get away with that sort of shit because no one is a responsible citizen and keeps tabs on shit going on in their community. Stop expecting someone else to fix it. You can be anonymous when you give tips to the centrelink fraud line.

humanservices.gov.au/customer/contact-us/reporting-fraud

how about you actually go work a full day you useless cunt

Agreed bro, fucking parasites

i have reported them, nothing happens. after awhile i have even been told that its fine. since her mother doesn't have her own income.

Why? you fucking jealous cause I'm neither a NEET nor a wagecuck and have made myself a master of capital?

When you need some work let me know, I might have some for you.

I went from being the scummy cunt in my friends circle to the guy everyone asks to help them out, rely on and invites out to parties and socialise.

All because I stopped being a lazy cunt on the dole that always had some excuse "aw sorry I have no money for beers mate can I bum one"

no one likes a bum and any cunt on the dole is a bum.

>useless cunt
>makes his own business and is self employed and doesn't rely on government services

choose one you fuckwit, I bet you don't even have private health insurance and expect every other cunt with a job to pay for you.

fuck id love to suck on some big koori tits right now

when i was a student and wanted to get austudy. i wanted to go to macquarie , literally china. every single share house would not help me get rent assistance as they were all collecting some form of government assistance them selves.

write to your federal member of parliament or even better write an email to Scott Morrison, he would love to hear about that.

Stop wasting my tax money you useless cunt

fine i will write something, even if it means risking my current living conditions, but i will fucking gurrantee you nothing will happen. lol. if it could happen it would of already, they literally all do this.

write to politicians, write to pauline hanson, fuck mate don't jsut lay down and take it, you arent going to have some right wing death squad come save you unless you are the right wing death squad.

>implying im on centrelink

i work for my money cunt

it won't fuck your living conditions because you will be anonymous, explain in the letter how concerned you are because of how much control they have over your circumstances.

explain what you yourself have witnessed. Explain you are willing to help with any investigations as long as your privacy and confidentiality are kept.

don't come across as some drongo that hates yellows and wants one nation to rule, try and sound as articulate and cultured as you can.

20k is a year is nothing. Literally nothing.

The average Australian income per year is something like 70k per year, per person not household.

Its mandatory, friday arv. Each unit in every base has their own bar. A base has a lot of units. Aussie army bases probably have most bars per capita than anywhere else, anywhere.

he's getting by and he's not bludging
stop nitpicking

and cunts on centrelink get 10K a year.

Like I said I have the lifestykle of someone on centrelink but I have twice as much money as them and don't have to answer to centrelink plus all my mates love me cause I can help them out with getting extra money and it's all legal.

It's ok Wagecuck, one day when you retire if you live that long you might be able to enjoy my lifestyle.

I'm going to do what I do till the day I die.

Don't worry, your missus loves watching me garden and get all sweaty while you are in the office getting pudgy in your suit, then she invites me in for a cold class of water and we start chatting, she then goes

>oh wow user you are so dirty and sweaty, would you like to have a shower?

Oh wait you don't have a missus cause you are too busy working every day with your dreams of owning a big home and a nice car and then maybe a woman will pay attention to you.

tl;dr you are a faggot

>20k
That's nothing... Have fun never buying a house

if you dont get on it hell hard will every cunt think you're a poofta?

thanks m8, always good to know I am on the right path.

The best part is the time I get to spend with family, I'm not going to be one of those faggots being crushed when someone in my family diies because i spent all my time at work and never got to spend time with them, questioning who I am and where I come from and wonder what will happen to me when I am old.

I have seen that happen so many times.

bro are you like literally 5 ? this is not how things will work in the real world, i'll write something along the lines of, "this is a waste of public funds.. etc" but they will not do shit about it.

>the property jew

yes goyim, buy property then sell it for a profit, all while wondering where the community and lifestyle of your people went! What's that? you feel empty? Go to bali! Work hard play hard right? don't worry you can relax and enjoy life when you are retired.

When I am 70 I'm going to be too old to give a fuck and probably wont even be alive, but I will have had a great life spent outside with plants and nature, made great friends and got to help out people and help my community, I also volunteer and whenever I can I do extra for my pensioner customers and try and be the family they dont have cause they are off wagecucking in an office for their jew boss all day.

Don't worry user, when you die I'm sure you will get to take that house to heaven with you!

fucking idiot.

I know people on centrelink who get 800 per fortnight, which is 20k per year.

compared to if you never wrote anything about it?

doing nothing will definitely change nothing, so if you are going to do nothing why did you even open your motuh to whinge>? is that all you want to do? just whinge on an aboriginal artwork exchange site?

I don't want to sound like some corny 3rd grade teacher but it's true, it all comes down to individuals making a difference. 99% of people don't do shit and then wonder why nothing changes. It's the people that decide "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS AND I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING" that make an actual difference in the world.

If you are really so depressed and down you can't even believe in that then you really need to get the fuck away from welfare dependancy and how much it ruins your confidence and ego.

they are on the disability pension, some of them have actual disabilities and some of them are just lazy autists who never had a dad in their life.

I literally became an alcoholic in the army. Go infantry cunt you won't regret it.

The obsession Australia and especially the older generation has with property and housing investment is insane.

This housing culture doesn't exist anywhere else to the same extent, except maybe in the US with boomers MUH BLUE CHIPS

LOL
funny kek you make me laugh

Depends what your units like. My unit has massive parties and hit the pisd hard, harder than I've seen in civvie land. Plus I'm mates with the bloke who's running the bar so I'm a regular, with a few of the boys. But i know cunts who bail every time and never get on the sauce. You'll be fine if you don't want to drink. Just don't be a shit cunt on the tools.

how hard is boot camp or the training at the start? i want to join but it looks hard as fuck and i wont have any mates with me

Come back to us bby

It's easy if you want to be there. Just gotta bite your lip and keep your head down. You'll make mates trust me. You live with the same three blokes for 3 months. Once your pass basic you go to your employment training. Depends what job you want to do.

Is it gay to suck a feminine cock lads?

Yes and you should be bashed for doing it.

Ask your dad.

>Being a bigot
>Islamic year 1438

You lads can right fuck of to China if you don't like the dole.
No dole in China, no safety regulations in China, no human rights in China, just your place.

depends how big it is.

fuck off lazy cunt with your false equivalence and strawman argument.

You are obviously a retard, are you on the disability pension?

What about Army pension anons?
>tfw deaf, physically disabled and disfigured for life because of some Afghan chap and Sup Forums is mean to me

You're alright mate. As long as you have the icb to prove it.

Yeah mate, didn't lose my hearing playing video games at Poppys with the sigtards

You better look out, you better not whine

You better work hard, I am telling you why

Centrelinks is coming for you

Centrelinks is coming for you

They know what you are smoking

They know you're on the dole

They know you're such a sack of shit

So get a job you cunt!

>Sorry a bit late for Christmas carols

In saying that, you get the ICB for just being in the MEAO for 90 days, so all these recent trips where guys sat around drinking greenbeans got it without a shot fired.

made me kek cheers m8

much enjoyment reading this.