How can American Military even compete?

How can American Military even compete?

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american pigshits can't compare to our mighty military

>when you need to pee but don't want to disturb deiner Frau's bull

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how do you call this technique ?

Der Entengang

amazing

lol wtf

This just looks like a regular beasting of new recruits.

the webms are named "der finale test" though

Bundeswehr is truly the greatest army that Europe has ever seen.

Our enemies will tremble before our might.

I mean, who needs an efficient military in 2016?

Us Germans are too intelligent for violence, we prefer a pacifistic approach.

We will destroy our enemies with love.

Seems like Slavs have an unfair advantage over regular troops.

>when you forgot to prep the bull

H-holy shit....


We are BTFO. Drumph is finished....

Please tell me that's a girl, because that is a nice tight ass

I've some bad news for you

What a joke of a military

swiggity swooty

Hence the refugee problem.

Its a Man baby

also one of the "Woman" is pic related, she is barely literate, doesn't know the size of her pants and has obviously some sort of mental damage when talking or performing easy tasks.

What a fucking joke the german army is

The only reason it's still somewhat relevant is because of technology

The german army would be annihilated on the battlefield

Google tells me it's a 12 week recruit course for normies and girls

Du scheiß Lauch. Deswegen ist es ja Training. AGB ist für jeden unabhängig wo er hinkommt selbst für die, die am Schreibtisch sitzen.

Kann hier natürlich auch ein Video nehmen in dem die Bundeswehr besser ist als die US Streitkräfte.
youtube.com/watch?v=Sk8Jq4OyCKA

Australia should invade Germany desu

>unironically defending the Bundeswehr
If the Rooskie stood at your border all you would do is throw teddy bears and invite them in to rape your women.

>Bundeswehr
>somewhat relevant

kek.

Anyways:
What I hear the regular troops BTFO the 'murricans in pretty much every training.

Luschen verein aller feinster güte, als ob wir mit den 3 panzern die Russeninvasion auch nur einen tag aufhalten könnten.

LÄCHERLICH

>AGB
meinst du AGA oder was?

>muh ruskies
Hillary is that you?

"Bundeswehr besser als die US Streitkräfte" gehe dich begraben du Spast. Die Bundeswehr ist die größte Kacke,also halts Maul und versuch es gar nicht erst.

looks polish

>What I hear the regular troops BTFO the 'murricans in pretty much every training.
thats just propaganda.

t. someone who went on Joint exercises with the US

>everyone laughs with this
>everyone laughed with the idea of a Blitzkrieg

>If the Rooskie stood at your border
dann würde die NATO eingreifen

The Bundeswehr is not the problem. It is the cucked government. The first half of the Afghanistan campaign the Bundeswehr didn't even have howitzers and no tanks even in the last years because of muuuuh tanks might kill people. It is the govnerment which keeps cucking our army. The soldiers and training are fine. They get their job done but I could cherrypick videos of any armed force's basic training and say that said army is incompetent.

Or if the Nafris stood at your border. All they have to do is make a step to get into your country and the Panzers would roll back home because KEINE BUNDESWEHR IM INNEREN, it's a police issue now :^)

The Blitzentengang is unstoppable

>low profile and can't be detected on the batrtlefield
>high agility
>low drag high speed

Kek did you get your ass' kicked?
In what disciplines?

Hab gemeint, dass ich auch gezielt Videos nehmen kann um irgendwas zu "beweisen." Bundeswher ist nicht besser als die US Streitkräfte. Ganzen Kommentar lesen ist wohl zu schwer für dich?

Are you trying to shoot your foot to get out of this madhouse? Use a handgun if you want any realistic chance of not becoming an amputee.
>inb4 no magazine: might be chambered

>very fast instructor running at incredibly hihg speed

They were in every field better than us and we had to learn from them A LOT.

>comparing badass ruskifuckers from 70 years ago with today's numale cucks who encourage women's on the battlefield

Bw ist nicht das Problem, sondern die tolle Bundesregierung.

>meinst du AGA oder was?
Ja, war ein Schreibfehler

a Panzermine is better suited for this task

ist auch so schon immer ein Lui verein gewesen.
Kannte mal einen der wurde in den 90ern in den kosovo geschickt ohne mun.
10/10 armee

This has nothing to do with making the point that these faggots are in it for a some retarded crash course or are going to be working an office job.

You're making yourself look dumb by implying that there is no capable German division at all and these webm are proof of the capabilities of the Bundeswehr in any regard.

Mixing in political questions like Nafris which aren't related to military capabilities is just making you like a dumb Wutbürger.

Did that have somewhat of a consequence? Like better training or something?

Because of the "Notstandsgesetze" from the 70´s its allowed to deploy the army within Germany

no not really, we went back to base and continued doing whatever we were doing before.

it was also kinda embarrasing because we should have brought G36 for our american friends but had no ammo and it would have been more embarrassing not to bring ammo and just the rifles so we just packed G3s because we had some 7,62 left.

By having more than four operational fighters.

That gave me a heart laugh you greasy wog

What happened to prussian army tradition?

Sorry what was that you said? Couldn't hear ya over those two guys in the bunk over sucking each other off. Life on an American Carrier can get fairly... Dramatic
... Sometimes.

>risking your life so that ahmed can rape your daughter in peace and freedom
how many layers of cukery are you on right now?

The fact that they're in uniform and doing knee push ups.

You'd be laughed out of the ADSC if you tried that shit here.

you can't attack what you can't detect pigshit american

Fucking Germans man
I wanted to join when I was younger but I realised it would be a waste of time
How fast can you rise up in ranks to become a general or something?

died after WWI

Germany and Canada unification when?

Was meinst du mit ist nicht besser ? Willst du mir ehrlich sagen, das die Deutschen im Durchschnitt auf dem gleichen Level sind wie die Amerikaner ? Die Amerikaner würden uns bei der gleichen Kapazität von Einheiten einfach auseinander nehmen.

>I wanted to join when I was younger but I realised it would be a waste of time
you're too smart for them anyway

>How fast can you rise up in ranks to become a general or something?
takes like 6 beer, 4 euro and a short trip to the local mannheim.

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Dont understimate the german military we have a new Vergeltungswaffe.

die gehen ALLE jeden morgen um 6 joggen in ihrer basis, wir hingegen fangen gegen 9 schon mit dem saufen an.

I like your humor m8

I think I'd be beating up those faggots in my troop constantly because they are such cucks

>Konnte schon mit 13 ihren eigenen Namen tanzen.

I don't speak kraut, but that's something about 13 years?

Speaking of things that are difficult to detect, where are your stealth fighters? Surely superior Kraut engineers should have them by now, right?

what you think of the US Army

were there some spics in there or what

>you can't attack what you can't detect
The soldier's gender?

Der poo in the loo walk. Germany knows to remove a kebab you must become a kebab.

costs too much need moar money for dem programs

prepare yourself shitlords
youtube.com/watch?v=7W15ejKBssk

i had mini heart attack when i saw your minister of defence

F-35A is cheaper than a Eurofighter, without having to deal with Eurofighter.

AUG triggers me every time.

Julia Weisshuhn " Being 13 years old she already knew how to disassemble and reassemble an enginge. :^)

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>FxBrour1 month ago
>Jede Kanone, die gebaut wird, jedes Kriegsschiff, das vom Stapel gelassen wird, jede abgefeuerte Rakete bedeutet letztlich einen Diebstahl an denen, die hungern und nichts zu essen bekommen, denen, die frieren und keine Kleidung haben
REEEEEEEE verpiß dich nach Deutschland dreckige Kommiesau.

Ursula is marry to a rich family and have 7 kids

she's based

2stronk4me

To be fair, this is a reality tv program that's indended to drive young idiots into joining Bundeswehr and having said they can't just whack people over the head.

How do you think it would turn out if they forced the recruits to make pushups over open knives like they used to do at some places and that other stuff that happens behind closed doors?

Those are basically actors who have to keep a happy face saying shit like "whoa I totally reached my limit today doing knee push ups - look how much money I got though. Man the Bundeswehr is soo much fun" rather than showing the existential dread that being in that shit show actually is. I don't even mean the physical stuff but the Kafka like psychological grind of being stuck in that bureaucratic feverdream dream that is called the german, surrounded and outnumbered by the idiots that call it home.

thats wasted time and energy, better not join and live a life free from retards and mentally challenged.

something about her being able to take apart engines at the ripe age of 13.

>Speaking of things that are difficult to detect, where are your stealth fighters?
you call them "UFOs"
we also don't need them, we just flood you with BBC and niggers.

Tons of Nigras
>walking with other dudes from canteen
>suddenly muscle car pulls up in fron of us
>some nigga looks at us and suddenly starts doing westcoast gangsign bullshit with his hands
>we stand there just watching it
>he then drives off after he is done performing his finger acrobatics

also some little very fat woman at the range, I think she was a "Latina".

She is literally the biggest piece of shit next to merkel

i wasnt in the army yet
does it handle like shit?

Wouldn't say shit but it's awkward because the balance changes with every shot.

Having kids doesn't make anybody based.
She is a piece of shit woman that kills our military from inside, just like Merkel does in big.

>schon
Jesus Christ, does this word have infinite meanings?

Ukrainian army had an advert with the exact same plot, except the car was shittier

I don't speak cuck

ja schon

>checks flag

Yes and we christians will fight you again muslim brought by Merkel.
Deus vult!

truth is, no chick is digging that look. fucking false advertising.

>german military

boy you dont have one....even fucking Poland would destroy you

>boy you dont have one
you blind?
check the webms, thats our Elite

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What is the purpose of this thread?

to show off the almighty German Military Force.

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES!

How many push ips are you required to do?

5, sometimes 10.
its brutal

>Tote Euros gehören zu Deutschland
>das müssen wir so akzepieren
>alternativlos