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>I have a friend who went to Swiezerland and is unemployed there he satyed there for 183 days -> making him a tax resident ->Swiss need to pay welfare for every tax resident there

>As an EU citizen he cannot be deported

>I was thinking to do the same plus get illegally employed there in building shit or whatever, so I can get money both from welfare and work there

Since I have no education, never went to Uni I dont see a better choice than fuck with Swiss system.

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or you can stay in based Poland and work to make your country better.

>get illegally employed there in building shit or whatever, so I can get money both from welfare and work there

I bet you wonder why Europeans in general hate Poland, you insufferable n'wah

Stop being a leach and start improving your home

Best welfare system to leech off, but you would have to calculate if being a dual immigrant to Sweden wouldn't be more profitable (earlier gibs before you have the requirement for Swiss mountain shekels).
Godspeed.

i would kill myself if i was poor in switzerland

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>stupid whores so easy all you need is an Italian trash car to fuck them
Switzerland fuck yeah.

Come here and clean my poopoo peepee

nonsense. you get a couple months unemployment benefits but no actual welfare. he is bullshitting you. and yes you will get deported.

Interesting plan, but how are you going to survive in Switzerland for 183 days without any ways of making money? You have to also consider the fact that everything is expensive as fuck in Switzerland. A Big Mac is like 12 euros. You won't make it polski

that's totally not how it works darek. and you'll have a hard time to find an illegal job here, if you want to pick apples or such shit for 3.-/hr ok, do it. welfare money might look like it's a lot but it's not really much if you don't live in bumfuck nowhere. in most cities you're an ultra poorfag who can hardly afford to drink a coffee or beer in a restaurant. and if you're on welfare, you'll get an apartment next to mudslimes, niggers and albanians. good luck dumbass.