True poster flag thread

Not all Danish flags here are true Danes. Just made this to keep Sup Forums informed.

I love danes
Denmark is great
Licorice is the best invention and the best thing we ever stole from you
Why hang out with those filthy swedes when you can hang out with us

>implying we hang with Swedes

but we do hang them from time to time if you know what I meme

I love Danish pussy

I love Chinese pussy

Hah
Still we should hang out more
The shared powerline is a good thing
When will we cleanse north Germany

tfw going to Denmark once a year.

always the best time in my life.

FUCK OFF!
WE GERMANS LOVE TO SPEND WAY TO MUCH MONEY ON DANISH HOT DOGS AND SOFT ICE!

Add Norway in there

O greatest ally

hnnnng

North Germany is cancer anyway
The entire reason you would care is to protect Hamburg which is a hellhole of degeneracy anyway

lol

pigs mad that they lost every fucking war to us. Thanks for lending us Skåne pigfuckers

Is Denmark even relevant? is just the Germany hat

Pic is only meant for the butthurt people who often stay in Denmark. Norwegians aren't butthurt, so you're not included

thats why I go to Denmark once a year.
Its funny because Im actually living in Hamburg.
And the only good think about is the jobs and close to Denmark.

FOR ME ITS RELEVANT YOU FILTHY NIGGER!

Okay

Of course because you care about your hat.

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Does Argentines play with LEGO? Do you have diabetes and do you use Novo Nordisk produced insulin? If some of the products you use in your every day life is produced in East Asia, they're probably shipped by A.P. Moller Maersk.

In that way I guess Denmark is relevant, but we probably don't seem very relevant to someone in Argentina. Danes don't consider Argentina particuarly relevant either, although I'm sure that some produce of yours do end up being sold and consumed in Denmark

my ultimate dream would be to own a house like this very close to the north sea.
But its not easy since Denmark is not jewish owns like the rest of the world.
Even if you are a millionaire you cant just go and buy one. You need the danish citizenship which is also not easy to get.

However having a house like this would make me a way more fulfilled happy person.

Fight for it Hans. Fight for it knowing that you eventually will get it (both citizenship and the house). It will feel much more sweet when you know that filthy rich foreigners cannot just buy Danish property.

I really hope I will be able to do it.
I always go camping in denmark because I live in a big, dirty city with no touch to the nature.
Last year was very strong wind but me and my friend loved it.

One day I will own a house there and get hygge

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Jeg elsker Danmark

>be Denmark
>be dominated by Sweden

shut up achmet!

Fuck off Denmark is relevant

H Y G G E
Y
G
G
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>Doesn't want Kalmar Union
>Heil Hitler
...?

Just to indicate our nationalist sentiment. Pan-Scandinavianism in Denmark isn't very prevalent

A new Kalmar Union would be pretty cool

This is true, danish nature is dull as shit. Turned off my danish proxy for this post but it's going on again in 2 sec, just try to stop me :^).

UUUUUUUUUUUUD

>Licorice is the best invention
It's official. Netherlands has the worst opinions of any country.

Jeg elsker Norge, mit hjemland.

>Pan-Scandinavianism in Denmark isn't very prevalent

{{Citation needed}}

I've noticed a lot of people who claim to be danish aren't danish at al, I was talking to 2 brown haired brown eyed tourists a few weeks ago and they said they were from Denmark and I asked why aren't they blonde then they said not all Danes are blonde, I'm guessing they were probably originally from France or some where like that

w-will denmark accept (real)german refugees?
p-plz

Danes aren't pure. Our true Aryam genetics left with those who settled Iceland. Our nature sucks too, iceland is much more beautiful.

BUILD WALL

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Honestly though, we have no fucking trees.

It's just grassland

Yes you do, not many but a little bundle here and there.

When?

This.

You shouldn't let so many immigrants in if you don't like their opinions.

We should replace denmark with estonia into nordics

Danish imperialists slaughtered our estonian nordic brothers.

We don't have many trees either, just orderly lines of lumber in plantations.
I wish our forests were mostly oak and beech again.

Post posters more

>pic related

Honestly though, I think they're all planted and not natural.

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Pay reparations to our estonian brothers!

you have a swedish one?

HOW many mahmoods and abduls and sven:s do you need to get that one right?

I am leaf and not australian i swear!

No, I saw tiny woodland when I was there and a woman said it was the biggest forest in Iceland

I don't consider that a forest, of course we have enough trees to build buildings but nothing compared to European forests.

I've been to Germany, now that's a forest

xD

Make one yourself. I just made the one for Denmark in the OP here. Took some time but was kinda fun

sigh... a fucking leaf

True, there's probably more trees in my county than all of Iceland. German forest are nice but won't look like much if you've ever been to Canada

>he doesnt even know how to proxy

the inbreeding doesn't do you very well, huh?

End cooperation with EU
Pump up the military
project force around Greenland and north sea
stop giving gibs me dats to Greenland
enforce greater militarized border control

All sounds good

>telling the germans to fight for our beaches
yea cause that worked out so well last time didnt it

all these countries coming into the thread to say hi and say they like Denmark

really honestly warms my heart lads

Generally I feel very welcome and safe as a Dane when browsing Sup Forums

Maybe 50 % of Swedes are butthurt, 10 % of Germans and then there's 2-3 Russians who always seem to hate Denmark. Other than that, everybody seems to be a big fan of Denmark. Which also makes it more fun to OP threads about Denmark like this one

:3

>tfw great grandmother got her Danish citizenship revoked because she married a German
>tfw could have been born into a much less cucked country

This is my dream

Who shall be Queen/King?

Do you guys have prince cause we have a princess

>Sven posting as jepsen

Get out son

>tfw I sometimes do this while visiting family in Denmark

we have plenty of young princes but our crown prince is married to an australian

Danelaw when?

Denmark is just dandy

Shit
Well have to wait a generation
Not a big problem
If we start the unification process now it should be done in 20-30 years

how hard is it to get norwegian citizenship as a dane, lads? I don't want to travel for a day every time I go skiing or hiking

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Fuck off we're full, just take a boat faggot.

sorry but denmark is literally inferior to sweden, you can cry about it all you want

I just wanna live remotely, you wont notice me.

WE
ARE
FULL
Go to Finland instead

You guys don't know how it feels to be full

I love lamp

lol no kid, why would I do that when Norway would be like keeping all the things I like about Denmark, but getting the things we lack, like mountains and space? Finnish forests and lakes are cool I guess, but I hate both mosquitoes and austists

This is the only one I can think of. I don't think anyone else really pretends to be American.

>but I hate both mosquitoes and austists
Then why are you coming here?

In a way everyone pretends to be American as it is a crafted identify

>In a way everyone pretends to be American as it is a crafted identify

>it's the "america has no culture" meme again

I'm not saying burgers have no culture
It's just that anyone can define what being American means to them

There are no mosquitoes in the mountains, they stop at a certain altitude. Norwegians are cool imo

oh

lols no one wants u

REKT