>yfw the Bundeswehr could take any Country in Europe and on the American/Asian continent in a matter of days
you should fear us Anglo and Russki shits.
German Military (with more webms now)
Leo Bailey
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
theguardian.com
telegraph.co.uk
telegraph.co.uk
youtube.com
twitter.com
Brayden Nguyen
Assault blowjob position
Mason Butler
Pigshit americans and drunk russkis wouldn't survive a Day against our Elite troops.
Dylan Young
>too fast to get hit
>low profile to avoid detection
>ultimate stealth soldiers
Nicholas Richardson
German women will make the most masculine soldiers in the first world
Ethan Richardson
only the best of the best get to serve in our unbeatable army
Jonathan Hill
>literally faster than any soldier in the world thanks to african enrichment
Mason Reed
webm related is the man who trains them til perfection
Thomas Price
Mason Edwards
better surrender now other countrys before we have to get serious
Brandon Bailey
>he won't even see the manlet battallion approaching until its too late
I pity the fucks who would have to fight us!
Nathaniel Scott
...
Ian Hall
2stronk4u
Nicholas Gomez
Fear the Læffy
youtube.com
Grayson Kelly
our female soldiers are REALLY fuggin Stronk!
Juan Mitchell
serious question: what's the point fo that? In what situation would they ever use that kind of movement?
Jonathan Cruz
gorilla mindset
intimidation tactic
bullying inferior underfed enemy manlets into submission
Samuel Peterson
Quick Approach of the Frontline under heavy enemy fire from all directions.
Benjamin Watson
Where are these webms from?
Jaxon Morales
Die Rekruten, so ne BW werbekampagne um Trottel zu ködern.
Carter Kelly
do they call this "the slav mindset"
Brody Myers
We could Annex Sweden in like 3 hours with a coordinated Entengang Assault.
Brandon Perez
Demonstration of fast walking while stampeding with the right foot on the ground
Cooper Jones
only the most aryan soldiers can enter the almighty Bundeswehr
Owen Robinson
only the best genes can compete on the battlefield against the subhuman slav and ameripig
James Cruz
no they couldnt. the german army is seriously in a bad shape.
"40% of German soldiers too fat " - theguardian.com
"The new-look German army: Fat chainsmokers" - telegraph.co.uk
"German soldiers stationed in Afghanistan have been accused of being too fat to fight the Taliban because they drink too much." - telegraph.co.uk
i could go on and on.
Caleb Davis
sauce pls
Jayden Evans
Strongest Military power on earth desu fmailia
Dominic Martin
Just Propaganda
Lincoln Thomas
Lebst du hinterm mond?
Levi Price
...
Ethan Moore
fart motocross?
Jackson Miller
yes
Jack White
holy shit hans this is fucking lächerlich, what the hell happened to prussian military tradition? the wehrmacht are rolling over in their mass graves
Jordan Morales
you answered your own question
Henry Rogers
>Fart Motocross
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
Julian Garcia
jesus we surrender, we surrender!!!
Adrian Kelly
...
Thomas Peterson
splendid, the Turk refugees will arrive tomorrow via boat.
They expect housing and to wear your sisters pink arsehole as a sock.
Aaron Perez
>ywn piggyback a qt aryan.
Austin Bailey
>you should fear us Anglo and Russki shits.
NOT BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME GODDAMN IT HOW HARD IS IT TO GET THRU YOUR THICC SKULL YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Aaron Ortiz
I can actually read the german that makes up the titles, comments, names, etc.
I lol'd very extra heartily at
"We could Annex Sweden in like 3 hours with a coordinated Entengang Assault."
10/10
Logan Rogers
Trying to evade fire while jettisoning the BBC standard issue butt plug for greater speed
Gabriel Johnson
Thanks for your expertise leaf.
Justin White
yes we can!
that nigga would say
but is as heavy as piggy
>mfw enemy knows our secret Kraut language
Aiden Evans
They must weigh at mosr 50-60kg come on now.
Tyler Nguyen
you forgot to count in the litres of semen stored in her arse
Hudson Perry
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Ryder Johnson
Eww
Fukin krauts
Adam Hall
lel
Easton Davis
This Time we finish you off, English Bastards!
Chase Diaz
Atleast my military won't shoot on its own citizens in the next decade
Lincoln Ramirez
Im scottish but okay then.
James Wilson
why tho?
Mel Gibson won't be there to save your ass
Evan Collins
What are female soldiers like on the front line? Do they basically just look out for each other and serve in the shadows of men, kinda like Orcs and Goblins in Warhammer?
Hunter Brown
Aaaaaalter leck mich am arsch ist das euer ernst ?
Ich bin artillerist und wir sind fitter wie die Losers auf den Webms
eine kompanie Isone Grenadiers und Deutschland ist nicht mehr lol
Levi Morgan
no they just sit in a office and suck dick
quark mit soße
Brayden Wood
Daily remember that we will use "refugees" as raping pillagers in enemy countries.
Evan Gutierrez
The fuck is in his ear? I'm not even talking about army - any sensei in a decent dojo will send him home until he removes this shit.
Aaron Smith
thats a comfy Bundeskek thread you got going there, kraut. Mind if we ally again?
Brody Foster
Is this thread some kind of ironic masochism?
like when a fellow argie starts a thread on the falklands?
Mason Lopez
youtube.com
Wir erlösen euch wenn Mohammed Jizya eintreiben kommt keine Angst
Kevin Taylor
UNLEASH THE HORDE!
fucking african tribesman shit
Carter Nelson
retreat from battle after shitting pants
Daniel Wright
etc etc
Jesus christ. The Novorussians would eat you.
Hudson Davis
>Guages
Nicholas Thompson
Fucking weak, even our chair force would stomp them
Brandon Hall
ARYAN BLOOD
Thomas Roberts
>tfw keine Soldatin gf
Lucas Carter
...
Aiden Gomez
>germans
>relevant
Come on, it's over. Merkel will win again and she'll flood Europe with another 10 million rabid sandniggers. She'll also open up her country to the inevitable wave of escaping niggers from the U.S. ready to show you boys how to roll.
Gavin Morgan
Die schießen nur auf Papierziele die Luis, unsere Bundeswehr ist aktiv am töten..
Bei Menschenzielen wursten die kleinen schweizer Ferialjobber sich doch ein, außerdem sind wir viel zu agil, Blitzkrieg 2 schafft auch euch Bergjuden in null komma nichts.
Dude....
sure m8
Daniel Evans
Those fucking earrings. They should bann them atleast in the military.
Ian Wright
Fucking Döner Express in the background.
Liam Ortiz
Trips of disgust.
Hunter Gomez
mit soße ohne scharf?
Adrian Martin
...
James Perry
Jetzt reichts, Velos in 30 Minuten
Bycycles in 30 minutes
Austin Sanders
Oh my god why
Kayden Miller
Swiss artillery neither has eyes nor is guided by god.
A recipe for failure.
Isaiah Perry
nagut
>refugees in 3 minutes
Nolan Baker
it's a stress position used as punishment
>we can't beat the silly out of you
>so instead we let you waggle 50 meters
>gives us a hoot and fucks up your knees
Isaiah Hill
Na wenigstens keine sannigger
Nathan Turner
weil in der Bundeswehr nur die Aussetzigen verstoßenen der Gesellschaft rumsitzen.
Benjamin Butler
topfuckingkek, man why havent the islams taken over yet? The police and military are cucked to hell
Carter Martinez
Dieser kleine Zwerg typ ist doch Türke oder so ein Scheiß, der ist nichtmal Schmutzarier.
Ian Martinez
was ist ein Schmutzarier?
Jayden Wright
dat cheeky iron cross tho
Chase Green
Aber die in Afghanistan sind schon ein bisschen tauglicher als die Versager von den webm oder ?
Nolan Cooper
fpbp
Jose Nelson
are you using sarcasm to depict how fucked your country is or are you just baiting people?
Josiah Clark
No one on Sup Forums looks that good.
Alexander Stewart
They probably already did a long march and other excercice since they can barely hold themselfs up.
Juan Lopez
nö
Parker Gonzalez
He's running from Koksal Baba.
Eli Cruz
Has any military tradition survived post ww2? Is the Pour de Merit still an award?
Luke Hughes
are you blind?
haven't you seen the webms?
Dylan Young
Haven't you got some Haggis to stir Jock?
Jacob Clark
Oh mann...
Homosexualität steigert den Zusammenhalt im Schützengraben gel ?
Jaxson Howard
We could make those videos aswell but you know the world would throw a fit immediatly