GET IN HERE STALKER

Chose your faction pol

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What are the choices? I never played, too busy in the real world starting a family, having white babies and working.

Well the game is based in a post-apocalyptic Ukraine.
Even if the world hadn't ended you'd still be unemployed.

>Burger
>White
Choose one.

>post-apocalyptic Ukraine
>post-apocalyptic Detroit
It's just regular Ukraine.

City 17 from Half Life 2 is not some post apocalyptic scenery either, they just copied Bulgaria.

>it's just regular ukraine
Looks better than regular Russia/Katsapistan-Muscovy-Mongolian Commonwealth.

Monolith
>Literally Daesh
Mercenary
>Kikes fighting for money
Freedom
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Bandits
>Pure trash
Renegades
>Even worse
Clear Sky
>Fucking Hippies
Duty
>Nazis 2.0
Stalkers
>Only good choice

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

What about the ecologists?

Monolit is not really a faction, I always thought they included them to mock Muslims (they even pray to their "god" in a similar fashion and are described as brainless half-zombies)

stalker because you can lone-wolf the shit out of every other faction
accurate sniper with silencer until the map is emptied out

>stalkers
its fucking loners you dumb cunt

>muh special club
Loner all the way

Duty

only Duty are legitimate as fuck

80% of them are useless

loner

in the zone, you trust no one, and you'll live longer.

This. If you shoot a base to rubble it's the Freedom base because they have good rifles with common ammo to loot.

Either the military or Duty.

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who is bandit master race ?

Shut up Sven it was a mistake...just like your contry

S C I E N C E
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>literally everyone else is slav vatnik tier

fuck bandit scum

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REMOVE BANDITS FROM THE PREMISES

i dont think so loners we rule the zone , we are in every part of it

Ecologist, always.

you forgot the ukrainian army

>tfw you'll never be sitting around a campfire with other loners

desu Ukrainan army pretty sucks in the game

>GET IN HERE STALKER
not
>"I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE"

I never played this game, but did some test and got mercenary/military.

Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!

The first mission and the NPP level are ridiciously hard, but in between it's smooth sailing.

People still play this fucking game??

Better than Corridor of Duty

And:
>when different human enemy classes behave differently
How will modern games ever recover from this?

>he hasn't played call of chernobyl yet

Call of Prypiat is the best
tfw Stalker 2 never

NO YOU DON'T
YOU GUYS LITERALLY ARE THE EASIER TO KILL
YOU GUYS HAVE THE WORST AI IN THE FRANCHISE
HOW COME ALL YOU CAN AFFORD ARE TRACKSUITS AND LEATHER TRENCHCOATS

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They will not stop duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet

Duty reporting in

ITT: Big government cucks

Filthy faggots, kikes, cucks or anarchists, none wil stop Sup Forums on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!

gotta dress comfy when you are around the zone , we dont need those heavy super exoskelletons like your pussies wear , no need for radiation suit either

>post-apocalyptic
Not really. In the stalker universe the Zone is a circle few dozen kilometers in diameter. In the books the border is guarded by Ukrainian military, but stalkers either sneak in or bribe. When I lived in Ukraine I got a game bundle including a book with stalker stories approved by devs, in one of the story it even described how the guy was in Kiev preparing for departure to the zone.

Can you post a pic of the book? Would appreciate

Roadside picnic brt

loners are the only choice.

that is true freedoms

Merc

Sorry I don't have it anymore. It had several stories, the first one was the longest in was about some mercenary.
There his a huge amount of stalker books now in Russian.

Didn't know was he talking about picnic or some dev made fan fiction

No prob. Was it something new or a copy of roadside picnic?

Definitely not Roadside Picnic. It was based on the game universe but a little more realistic, no exoskeletons or fancy suits but the main character had an expensive 10mm pistol(his only weapon), the most horrible mutant was the controller, but even dogs were really dangerous.

NOD.

>mfw literally every faction besides freedom is just trying to exploit the zone for monetary gain or power
STATISTS OUT NOW, ZONE FOR EVERYBODY

Duty of course, they are who they want to force a orderly society, they are who they want to embrace discipline, they are the future

we need to have faith, we cant lose it

Scientists because im not retarded gopnik and actually knows what is he doing

Freedom.

Whichever one followes the creed of Cheeki Breeki

I choose the middle one. Because Duke Nukem.

CHEEEECKEEEEY
BREEEEEKEEEEY
EEEEE V DAMKEEEEE

SBOKU SBOKU OBKHADEEE

AAAAAAyyyy YA MASLINU POYMAL

MUSCHIKI NE STRELJAETE

SUUUUUUUUUUKA

VOLYNU UBRAL!!!

PROKHODEE NYE ZEDERZHIVAYSYA

P.s. muzhiki*

Duty now and forever

Freedom

PAPALI PAPALI CYKIII

>Renegades
who the fuck are those

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Who is loner master race?

The bandits who attack you in the swamps at the start of clear sky.

AAAAyyyy MLYAAAAA...

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Sarcophagus level is involuntarily funny for Germans because зaвep*шaeтcя* sounds like Scheiße.

HAHAhAHhHAHA, daaaa

Play the Misery mod.

It's absolutely fantastic. Complete overhaul of everything with new items and classes.

Is it better than the complete 2009 mod?

>Bought some patches like 2 months ago from some russian website
>Still haven't arrived
I think I got scammed

stop memeing

I bought one and it took about 4 months to arrive, can't remember the site I used though although I know it came from Russia.

Scientists backed by freedom.
Only way to go.
They defend the scientists as they advance science, and in exchange they get super skunk 420 blaze it TECHNOLOGY weed

Yes, by orders of magnitude. Do yourself a favor and play it.

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Why don't you like the Misery mod?

Misery is awesome though.
It makes the game actually challenging

It's a true survival game.

last time i tried to play i was fuckin shit up in ZoA (LOVED the magazine mod) but i think i broke it somewhere around the bar