Why not marry foreign girls for free to give them green cards?

It sounds like an awesome way to add adventure to life. They would definitely fuck you at least a few times. Whats the catch?

im not a cuck

>Whats the catch?
STDs?
They pretend to like you until they get a green card?
Might be a shitty wife in the future?
Can't really trust them?
etc.

It's not that easy. Lawyer fees, proof of real relationships and not fake news.

Once that is over, you now have a mail order bride in your hands. She may show her true face and dump your ass ASAP.

t> Gook who knew white dudes who did it with Vietnamese girls. And they left as soon as they got a green card.

I fucking warned them.

Needless to say, 90% of the girls advertised online doing this are undesirable. Christmas cake, gold digger, etc.

The girls you want are usually known through private connections such as family and friends. Unless you have that Vitamin C (Connection) you are in for pain in various degrees.

My niece has been steadily improving between suicide attempts, she might be fine someday. She's with the grandparents right now. One day at a time.

is she hot

For me I'm dual Philippines/American Citizen, my marriage would be done in the Philippines under Philippines law were divorce is illegal.

Fuck, I wrote out a whole story then only copied over the last line.

Anyways my 40 year old virgin uncle went for this 'awesome way to add adventure' to his life. Too bad he was too naive to catch on that she was a whore for drugs back in the Ukraine and continued to be a prostitute well into their marriage. My uncle is an evasive slow dumbass, so it took until we showed him her website full of recent pics of her getting fucked by other men. He meekly went for the divorce, which was expedited when she was arrested prostituting for crack while the anchor baby my uncle gave her was undressed in the same room she was getting fucked and doing crack in. Funny thing is that the courts determined that my uncle was unfit to take care of the child because his denial of the situation was classified as mental illness, and well beyond endangerment of a child. We took care of my niece as a sister until she started to display the manipulative and depraved behaviors of her mother, and would actively try to ruin each of our lives without thinking about it. We sent her off to our grandma, where she is now.

The whore was arrested, got out after a few years, married a Mexican illegal who Obama actually eventually deported, and has now been arrested again for embezzlement at her new company.

>knew white dudes who did it with Vietnamese girls
How could you be so stupid?
Have you fucked her?

Because they'll leave me.

Did she sell your niece's body too? How old is she?

Like other anons have said, they only tolerate you until they get their green card. Until then you're expected to completely support the bitch, plus give her half your stuff in the divorce.

I mean, I'm engaged to a Hungarian chick. 8.5/10 and everything is perfect except for the fucking language.

She's 16 or so now, the divorce went down when she was about 5. It stands to reason that her body was used, based on the situation and that she had a mortifying and childlike awareness of depraved sex. She definitely saw shit that fucked her up in that pizzagate /x/ type of way, and she was extremely well trained in really tricky lies. Like, she knew how to lie to adults and to the law from as early as i've known her.

Oh and she's my cousin, not my neice. That was just a Freudian slip regarding my fear of ever being anything slightly like my uncle.

Americans have no concept of immigration laws. Its not that simple pleb. This has been exploited by human trash for decades and is not that simple any more.

Make sure to update us in a couple years when she starts doing porn

I'm gonna marry an american for that sweet ass green card. Fuck yeah

This

I know a guy that got a mail order bride. QT w/ titties. She spent all his money and left him once she got her citizenship. What a chump.

I guess only the asian ones are docile enough to stick around

>found women online
Stop right there. The real trick is to travel abroad and BE SOCIAL and meet women you cucks.

this. we'll be good to her. it takes a village to make a gal like that orgasm

Because they can divorce you a couple years down the road, keep their citizenship, get half your stuff, and be lauded by society as "empowered." What the fuck do you people not get about
IF YOU'RE A MAN IN THE WEST AND YOU GET MARRIED, YOU'VE LOST

>the divorce went down when she was about 5.
Oh, man, that's hot. It's fucked up her dad was so neglectful and let his wife do that, he should've been the one fucking her.

Sorry to hear that man. Hope it gets better for everyone.

Sorry Achmed, we're full.

you and your friends and neighbours and anyone else that they can get a child support from for their mixed race babies now

Only time you get a mail-order bride is to keep her in the basement :^)

t. MGTOW beta cuck

>beta cuck
Says the guy willing to risk his financial security and future on a piece of pussy

I think this thread has gotten off topic. It is about foreign brides, not mail-order whores. I dream of going to east Europe and finding a good non- degenerate qt who respects me and the family.

Says the guy who sees women as nothing more than pussy. You fucking cuck. I have to much respect for women for that.

The only thing that's gonna be full are the american wombs of my semen

You've really lost the plot here, buddy

correct. got my ruski-waifu thru my bud's girlfriend who has been stateside for school, then got a great job here. she hooked me up with her childhood friend. flew over a few times, did the fiancee visa, then got hitched. still made her sign a bulletproof prenup (doubt will stand for this amount of time.). been together 8 years... she is hot as shit, ginger with hair to her ass, speaks 3 languages and works at LVMH... all good...

>I have to much respect for women for that.
>I dream of going to east Europe and finding a good non- degenerate qt who respects me and the family.

Even you admit that women in your own country aren't worth marrying and are looking for some fantasy woman that isn't going to ruin your life for her own gain.

They will divorce you in five years and take half your shit. Then you have no vagina, and have to buy your house back from said vagina.

>foreign brides
>not mail-order whores

Keep lying to yourself user.

The problem is that the guys who do go the mail order bride route could never please a woman no matter the nationality. You give a girl the d good enough she'll do what you want.