Got into King's and Bristol so far. Applied to Durham for the memes but they will turn me down eventually.
Wyatt Myers
Muh Diversity
Joseph Sullivan
Kek
Aiden Green
Where else have you applied for and what did you select for courses?
I remember when I was applying for universities several years ago they didn't inform me about the application process until a month before the deadline, so I had to make a quick and shit application. Still had some decent offers though.
John Anderson
wtf lads I can't bring myself to hate women
How the fuck am I meant to get a gf?
Logan Murphy
>the absolute state of brit/pol/
Jaxson Ortiz
Fuck off. I cancelled the date anyway thanks to you fuckers.
Not funny, lads. Put myself out there only to be mocked. No better than POO IN LOOs.
Tyler Brooks
What do guys think of Mickie flanigan the cockney comedian?
Noah Moore
York and Nottingham but I don't want to go to Nottingham. All on UCAS now its easy. Mainly going to get laid and drunk, don't rlly care about the degree tbqh
Samuel Diaz
fake picture anyway you retard literally have to right click it to search
Mason Roberts
w2c shoes?
Jack Watson
>Mainly going to get laid and drunk, don't rlly care about the degree tbqh Why do you hate your country and fellow countrymen?
Camden Reed
I only just noticed the fucking tie
Dominic Jackson
he knows what he's missing
Sebastian Rogers
Even when they bevome rich it's not by respectable productive means. They're the most vapid, materialistic, unaesthetic people on earth. They drive around in gold plated lambos and their houses are more tasteless and gaudy than the penthouse at Trump Tower. There is NOTHING conservative about muslims. Even tories like Nadim shill for immigration. British Jews are honestly more conservative than muslims. Anglicans are the only conservative demographic in the UK.
Parker Young
You're a kiddywink who's not even finished sixth form yet, you've already got good uni offers lined up, you have a nice middle class family and a big cuddly queer dog, the fuck have you got to be crying about?
Josiah Taylor
>mfw wagecucks are going to pay for boat or plane or whatever I decide to autistically fixate on for the next few months
Hunter Allen
>Mainly going to get laid and drunk
I thought that was what the Amsterdam trip was for
Noah Lewis
What's the degree anyway? IT? Science? History?
Isaiah Hernandez
Please, never change Sup Forums
Nathan Brooks
Reminder YKTD is a paki cuck >YKTD >poc >mudshit >worships peterkike >neet >virgin >probably a furry
Nicholas Kelly
Does signing up for JSA make me a race traitor?
Isaac Collins
Thoughts on Inheritance Tax?
Colton Peterson
Lad, you should have just ditched the outfit for trousers that fit and a tshirt and gone out anyway.
Nicholas Powell
...
Kayden Barnes
Because they're all pakis Desu Senpai
Justin Robinson
Are you white?
Julian Lopez
What did you expect user, you're a fucked now anyway she ain't gonna want to ask you out again now :^)
Lincoln Rivera
Exactly the same as all the other comedians who serve up the working class/underclass on a plate as something to laugh at
Julian Cruz
Who here /businessowner/?
Christopher Mitchell
Is that actually his nan
Jordan Hughes
I agree that the Arab penchant for bling is annoying but it'll eventually reform once they're in charge and the Imams start to pull their fingers out. Remember that at the moment Islam is completely focused on infiltration, not the actual application of Islam
>never change Sup Forums Says the the_donald cretin that changed this board irrevocably for the worse
A death tax, pure evil
Colton Roberts
Stop Talking Like This
Jaxon Allen
Yes kill yourself
Nolan Hill
>being taxed twice on the same wealth Literally cucked.
Ayden Price
How does that post in particular expose him as a Paki cuckold, when it's advocating Christian nationalism?
Are you retarded?
Ethan Morris
Fuck you brits, your perfidy knows no bounds >see a trailer for a series about Louis XIV >produced by the BBC >niggers nobles and rock and roll playing
Landon Sanders
>Fellow animeposting Karen scum gets mad when the literally underage Meme Merchant starts adopting it as his next ubercool meme
Like poetry. You'll get what's coming to you
Joseph Myers
Shit job and virginity tbqh It is but I want more of that, like, constant amounts. Depends on the Uni. Bristol offered me Business, King's offered me politics, applied for economics and politics at the others
Brayden Wood
t. YKTDs phone.
Robert Smith
checked
Cooper Taylor
yeah I bumped into her walking the 'dog' round and round a primary school, she can't wait to get her hands on him but he keeps locking himself in the airing cupboard and weeping when she demands ficki
Nicholas Rodriguez
You'll be Karen posting by 2018, I guarantee it
Leo Hughes
>JSA yes literally the most pathetic thing a ""man"" can do
Camden Thompson
Reminder we have self confessed subhumans here >gypsy >curry muncher-"Scottish" mongrel >quadroon >mulatto >yemeni >ukranian(British flag) >two poles(British flag) >ukranian (Russian flag)
Gavin Gray
I though his out out routine was funny, but your right I had that AL murry cuck with a passion, Normie's think he's one of them .
Isaiah Wood
>the size of that tie
Where the fuck can you buy ties that large?
Robert Anderson
>It is but I want more of that, like, constant amounts.
Probably won't happen lad
Nicholas Sullivan
No, that is not my nan.
Henry Sullivan
Answer my fucking question.
Brayden Stewart
Will you fuck off to /r9k/ you fucking permavirgin faggot
Kevin Scott
/r9k/ isn't for failed normies
He should go to Sup Forums
Jaxson Perez
now you're getting it, just think of her as a 'special friend'
I'd be happy with 5 girls over the 3 years desu. I'll most likely be perma drunk/high though.
Isaiah Rogers
does anyone else actually work in politics and wants serious chat?
Hunter James
CIVIC I V I C
William Diaz
anyone fancy a pint in the agricultural arms?
Juan James
Look at your digits. You are wrong. A muslim Britain would become a lawless land of degeneracy under islam. It would be the materialism of SA and UAE but with booze, drugs and whores. A cultureless post-apocalyptic wasteland of ghettos, roaming rape gangs and drugs. I would not be surprised if it turned into a literal desert. There is NOTHING conservative about islam.
Brandon Diaz
rim me dune coon
Henry Gonzalez
>shit job Well you'll be off to uni in a few months so don't worry about it >muh birginity Just suck it up for now mate, most introverted males your age couldn't get their willies wet either. Focus on getting out of school, then make friends in first year.
Jacob Nguyen
what do you do f,a'm
Andrew Howard
just do the middle button up on a 3 button jacket, also tie and jeans doesn't go it's mixed signals. your not bad looking, get back out there lad
Brandon Powell
>Britain >serious politics
>Thinking that the state of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is anything but a farce after we literally voted to leave the EU and got politically involved on a high turnout for the first time in decades only to be told "No, sorry, woah woah hang on, you didn't know what you were doing"
Well maybe it's putting an optimistic spin on an inevitability. Either way it's coming and there's nobody around to stop it anymore
Dominic King
okay but you better not charge 90p per minute like the last girl did
Owen Hughes
Again, not going to happen
Elijah Wood
public affairs
last time I asked this we had a good chat with people who did actually work in politics and not just post
Julian Lee
I used to be in the Civil Service, but now I want to become financially independent, move to the countryside and make my own tribe.
Cooper Gutierrez
Tryhards who are desperate generally struggle to lose their virginity more than virgins who don't care and just let it happen - wenches can smell the desperation. Try not to give a fuck and be easy going and you'll have a far better time.
> Turned down 5+ girls in the first semester due to having a girlfriend
Ryder Bell
>being this much of wreck PRIOR to 3 years of thirsty university life aka uni-thirsity you're gonna end up killing yourself
Angel Lopez
I literally work in Tescos and most of my co workers are pakis. Also there's a qt that I don't have the balls to talk to- the most we do I smile at each other- pretty gay. Supposed to be going to Amsterdam with my mates in Easter hols to fuck hookers but its not booked yet and the terrorist threat is scary.
Isaac Perez
>he still doesnt know we made louis xiv get cucked by midget bbc Enjoy the show lad
Adrian Perez
>WE
>NOOOOOOORTHERN BRUTHAS
Owen Sullivan
You're a patheric little faggot and a poor excuse for a man.
You once apprached a woman who had just been fucked, and with the semen of another man still dripping out of her filthy hole, you looked her in the eye and said >c... can... I put my willy in you too? And you were promptly told to fuck off.
Fucking neck yourself
Jose Peterson
I like red wine so I'll most likely down that out of some large goblet and sit in my dorm smoking weed. /comfybutdepressing
Wyatt Fisher
guys, why doesn't he have a willy? is this common among british males?
Landon Long
Oh if only he couldn't figure out who posted it...
Kayden Baker
Cor, 'e's got a biggun ennee?
Leo Baker
>When you think you're there to enforce the law and serve the public but end up being a glorified social worker at best and a protector of degeneracy at worst
This is the face of a man who knows the world has gone wrong
Ryan Howard
it is pretty funny that someone who makes such a huge deal of being this master womaniser has an actual micropenis. they must like his medallions or something
Aiden Wright
The thing is that we were in a position where we were friendly but not friendzoned. I was talking to her normally over snapchat I think when she suddenly goes dead for a while (getting fucked) I was like what are you doing? And she said 'him.' I was like Reeee so I ignored for about 30 mins then said I could do better. She turned it down unfortunately. Kek story though do meh
Noah Gomez
>we were in a position where we were friendly but not friendzoned.
The fucking state of you
Blake White
How can your nob not go past your ballsack?
Jason Stewart
You've directly addressed the problem there - just grow a pair and talk if you want to try it on with her. If you can't do that then nothing will happen. And terrorist threats? Don't be a paranoid mong all your life.
Jonathan Walker
They smash Scandi teen minge whereas you just masturbate and scream for hot pockets
