WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums?

WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums?
Paris Hilton was just pretending to be retarded the whole time? is she memeing us or is this for real?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqqAkp8zKp8&feature=youtu.be

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REALITY STAR ADMITS REALITY TV SHOW IS STAGED

also that was probably rehearsed

Fuck that flat chested bimbo and fuck you op.

I want that 3 minutes of my life back so I can waste them touching myself.

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I wanted to give her the D 10 years ago and still would

Speaking of which seeing this thread made me go and watch her porno again. She's doesn't look like a great root.

You're fucked, her teddies are nice.

she's a prostitute

no one fucking care about her anyway

vocal fry is awful

>I'm a businesswoman and an entrepreneur

I don;t fucking believe her, what business does she work in/with/own?

>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A WHORE HAHA
doesn't even matter now since she's married with some rich switz dude or something. she should make 4 babies at least to lose her whore status

Yeah, I get it, you're into ladyboys.

Hm...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicky_Hilton_Rothschild

Are you implying she isn't?

They gave her the Synth 2.0 framework OS update.

Same Body, Same Paris Hilton, Same Herpes, new brain.

>jewish tv producer wants to portray noble Aryan woman in a false light
Really activates those almonds

all we need now is Kim Kardashian to debate Stefan Molyneux and my life is a total lie.

maybe Hitler really was the bad guy after all and the Jewish elite are really nice people with no agenda at all and im just a fucked up racist.

Man, I love the way that that girl sucks dick.

And those cute little titties, goddamn.

delet this
She is a good girl now, didn't you hear? :o)

desu I think she's just embarrassed at what she has become and saw ivanka and was "like sheeiiiit that's what I should have done"

She's earned about a hundred million dollars on her own, without help from daddy Hilton, and you generally don't do that by being retarded.

It is weird how Paris has seen to have pulled a complete 180 with her life, weird. Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan still doing the same shit.

She's an annoying bitch but at least she doesn't burn coal and she supported Trump.

>sincerely whiteknighting for Paris Hilton of all people
Getting typecasted as a dumb blonde whore doesn't exactly take a lot of brainpower.

Well she got her name and heritage from daddy. No one would have given shit about her without those daddy connections.

yeah she was a cock smoking master

>pretended
>makes sex tape

k

Watch the video with your eyes closed and I guarantee you you'll think it's Ivanka Trump talking.

She sounds exactly like Ivanka.

>implying it wasn't all part of the plan

Only if you haven't heard Ivanka talk hundred of times, which i did.

The only thing awful is that someone came up with the phrase "vocal fry" and other people use it.

/thread with that image

this is the worst retcon i've ever witnessed

>Aryan
>she has brown eyes

>Does porn
>"I'm a business woman"
>"That's what i want to be known as now"

Too late bitch

Yes I'm sure her decade of behaving like a drunken whore was totally just acting.

Why are her front teeth so short?
Did she have them reduced or something?
Looks fucking weird.

the past LITERALLY does not matter user

Bad lighting, she's got blue eyes migga

Why dont these people see their responsibility to the youth?? How can you know you're going to be a role model for millions of girls and make it cool to be a vapid stupid whore?

American cosmetic dentistry levels out all the teeth or those are all implants.

>she's voted trump
>she's does a lot of charity work
>she's a good person Sup Forums

I've always loved Paris.

This.

Her sister's a fucking Rothschild, dude.

Not surprised.
Typical. Kikes trying to portray white people as trash.

You saved me 3 minutes of my life. Thanks m8

I thought so too user, wonder if she's trying to cash in on Ivanka's mojo

HAHAHAHAHAHA WATCH 2024

IT'S PARIS HILTON VS IVANKA TRUMP

Paris please

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Fucking this.
Or maybe this. Can't know for sure. Jews are capable of everything.

Well that's the media's rhetoric. People like her only pretend to be dumb to get attention and money and feminists praise this sort of stuff

Now whether or not that's really true is another story but it's the story they went with

Who is Ivanka? Haha just kidding.

You can still get hard on non hd porn?

>"that was our characters"
no, she's retarded for real

Id lick her brown eye if you pick up what im putting down

I've always called it "croaking." Any better?

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>cum in my pants a thousand times
>cum on to Sup Forums
>go outside
>cum on the leaves
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM

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Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

one of the best BJ scenes in my opinion. her little titties go up and down on the cock and he blasts her...

Wasn't she like 19-22 when it aired

She just acted like any other rich spoiled brat her age at the time

Stop spamming this.
Also Mensa is a meme society for rich kids.
Change your pasta

Nice copy pasta

Tits or gtfo

Point still stands my leaf

Nice bait. For most of us who live in the real world, it's about statistical distributions, not just outliers.
Aerospace Engineer and 160 IQ. Show your tits and make me a sandwich.

i have been betrayed

There's nothing you need to come up with names for in the first place. Fuck all you high energy assholes with expressive voices, if you can understand the words I'm using that should be enough.

so close toBut no cigar
Also tits and timestamp or GTFO

>LOOK AT ME, IM A FEMALE, IM SMARRRT, I NO DUMB, I NO FOLD CLOTHES, I VERY VERY SMART, NO I NO SHOW TITS, IM TOO SMAR
You're a fucking troglodyte.

just watched the final duel from this movie haah

She sucks good dick

Fug meant

WTF I like Paris Hilton now?

>how do you feel that people saw you as the dumb blonde
probably not bad considering it's the fucking reason she made money. it was literally the reason she did it lmao

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

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Sure it's not some island, but Uruguay seems to post here like 5 times a week, so it is

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Poor doggo

Holy shit that webm. I feel bad for the dog but I can't stop laughing at the same time.

What a stupid fucking bitch, "that's what I want to be known as NOW.".... wtf, you can just make a statement and all the previous stuff including a sextape is just out the window, huh? Then she flashes her probably 5 mil ring talking about she "works hard." Kek, what a spoiled stupid bitch, she's like the whores that get pregnant and ditched then want a real man. Lol, she's getting old and can't compete in the arena she created.

First, I hate how "vocal fry" sounds like. Second, even if the words make sense to me, the attitude of the women using it does not.

I named it something, since I believe it is part of the linguistic shift that is spearheaded by entitled white women.

To me, vocal fry is a snapshot of everything wrong with the entitlement culture that's ravaging the millenials.

How's this rant for high energy?

I've seen her boobies.

excellent summary lmao

All Woman are Retarded

delet this

I saw her pussy multiple times

look how smiley she is over the interviewer asking her basic questions

nothing more than an attention whore

>it's a prank xD

How does not making your voice expressive have an attitude? It's just the way your voice sounds when you make words without forcing them to do tonal tricks.

Shut up nerd

How have her eyes changed colour?

She is such a dirty tramp whore but I'll be damned if I wouldn't put a baby in her anyway.

You sound like a raging faggot, vocal fry is retarded and you should kill yourself

More like she's grown up some and regrets what she's done in the past, and she's trying to repair her damaged public image by saying that it was an all act.

>Entrepreneur
>Hard working

Also known as "Unemployed".
You learn these things working in an actual business world. The only people that call themselves "Entrepreneur" are the people that can point to a brand they created or something they've invented.
All this bitch created was a sex tape, a fuck load of debt and some shit music.
This video is literally "I was only pretending to be retarded!"