Adding Footsexuals to the LGBTQIAP alliance

>2017
>Preferring BTFO roastie snatch to beautiful feetsies

It is imperative that we continue the fight against heteronormies by creating a safe space for footsexuals in the LGBTQIAP (+ F) community.

Beautiful feet are a polarizing subject. Some porn-addicted betas can't handle the purity and simplicity. Roasties get nervous about the hygiene requirements for qt feet. We must strive to win over them both.

If the LGBTQIAP cannot handle the F's the I truly honestly can't even senpai.

If there's interest in "strengthening" these many diverse identities by including various fetishes and lifestyles, please feel free to continue. Maybe we need to add human toilets as that is a very oppressed lifestyle, for instance.

I wish /footlove/ became a movement. Why aren't there mall kiosks where you can worship qt feet for tips? Or booths where girls can have their feet tastefully photographed?

>I Or booths where girls can have their feet tastefully photographed?
THIS

>footsexuals

americans are so fucking stupid.
i bet this name will stick too.
retard.

Have you spread footlove in your community? There are many ways you can make the world a better place for women with beautiful feet:

>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Open up to a normie about your footsexuality
>Make a card that shows your gratitude to a girl who takes good care of her feet
>Advocate for a local foot-conscious holiday by writing an article, blog or buying an add in a newspaper
>Goto your local park or pool and offer PedEgg services to girls who are sunning themselves
>Create cheese or wine from the bacterial cultures living on the feet of local female athletes
>Make a foot related song and record it with a local choir or band
>Develop a TEDx talk that teaches the world about qt feets

>Tfw still paying friend for foot worship sessions

This is starting to get me addicted. But fuck, finding a foot gf would be a huge undertaking.

Kek favors this Bong!

>May Elizabeth Hurley encase you entirely in latex, save for a tiny air straw that she'll stick up her "bum" every so often. There she'll slowly perfume your lungs, then your blood, all with her posh bog-scented flatulence.

pedesexuals. or pedephiles, even though that isn't correct.

it was right there and your mart sharting mulatto self lacked the little squirt of awareness necessary to make that great insight.

call yourself pedesexuals.

>Write a poem about Feets
One time when I was at the park perving on little girls I wrote a poem about one of the girls I was staring at.
>girls who are sunning themselves
>liking gross tanning bitches
No

Praise Kek!

Kek please if it fits your chaotic designs please protect Elizabeth Hurley's lovely feet!

What do you do with her feet?

We actually want to market this and make inroads not be a cheeky soft cunt.

Btw your mum is a lorry full of bog roll.

>footfaggotry

On the day of the rope you will be left hanging by your ankles.

Why are qt girl feet so potent?

Feet are already the most common fetish, and I don't want to have to associate with those literal faggots in the LGBTKAKVB community.

>feet
Absolutely disgusting.

your da sells avon.
and your ma's a dirty.

Stop with the degeneracy.

even jesus was a footfag

>implying you won't make inroads with pedephilia

the word is loaded so that people will cluck at you, then you can turn it on them. like 90% of liberal catchphrases, slogans, word games and rhetorical tricks, it exists to make them look 'old fashioned' and provoke a kind of emotional reaction, which you can then delegitimise from a position of special knowledge :DDDDDD

like when a coco comedian makes a faux-racist joke to excite his goodboy audience; the joke carries within itself the caveat which allows him to present as even more pious than those taking faux-offence.
its a game of signals.

being a 'snarky' cunt will work when the people you are trying to market to enjoy feeling like they are being taught a lesson by one of their approved fetish objects -
as a 'marginalised sexuality', pedephiles meet that qualification.
get some boot polish on you and they will succ yo dik

can someone explain me the feet fetish?

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If you like beautiful women, the best of then usually have pretty feet. They look healthy, strong and feminine. Simple things but they are often as rare as good blackface in America.

This is all a joke, right?

I was born liking boobs and feet, I can't explain it. Nothing that I know of triggered it, I was interested in girl's feet before I hit puberty.

I try not to be a fucking loser like most footfags but I'm sure I'm just as bad half the time

I mostly keep it to massaging, kissing and other acts of worship. I also bathe them.

You footfags need to be gassed

Same here, leaf. My first boner was when I was watching a random anime as a kid and the girl was barefoot

I also used to think at age 4 that boyfriends would kiss their girlfriend's cute feet

THIS

For most of us it usually works out like where as soon as we become sentient we look at feet and our brain goes "yes, this is good" and so you're interested in girls' feet while girls themselves are still gross and full of cooties.
There are several theories as to how it happens and you can read about all of them elsewhere.

I'm ashamed of my fetish.
I'm ashamed of my country.
My life is just a great big valley of shame.

If a girl who is hot but has shitty feet is a "butterfeet" what do we call girls who aren't attractive save for 10/10 feet?

>My first boner was when I was watching a random anime

"Buttereverythingelse"

You are a prophet for footlove.

Ashe, brother and stay Melanated

Footfags are unacceptable.

>tfw she has a foot fetish

Anyone meet a girl that liked feet?

Your reaction made me laugh real hard, thanks famalicious

I can get behind this, not because I like feet, God no, but because the more letters we add on to that fucking acronym the higher the likelyhood it will collapse in upon its own gravity and suck all the degeneracy down with it.

So sick of feeling unsafe here. Should footsexuals colonize /lgbt/?

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LGBTPQIZXYVLMNOEDF

Surprisingly, no. For living in what's supposed to be a mecca of sexual expression and so on, girls around here are outright prudes when it comes to feet.

Good heavens, user!

I'm going to drop the biggest redpill ever seen on this planet

I've notice that nu-pol is filled with degenerate fetish fucks. First we have that Brazilian fuck who wants Zoophilia to be legal. And there's actually anons on those threats claiming that animal fucking is redpilled when really it's the most degenerate thing a person can think of.

And now this! We have footfags claiming that their fetish is "redpilled" when really these retards would be hung by the crusaders and rightfully so.

No fetish is redpilled none whatsoever. If anything people who commit fetish acts should be punished for such degenerate ways.

Kikes love to push the agenda that animal fucking and all these fetishes aren't degenerate and sinful and that we should accept them. Well fuck them, they're the reason why so many innocent whites have become disgusting freaks of nature.

It's faggots like op who will shill for this shit claiming it as redpilled and amazing.

Fuck feet and Fuck all fetishes they should be cleansed along with kikes so the world can be a better place.

Sit down OP, were gonna zap that faggotry right out of you.

Girls save their precious feet using the instinctual remnants of their pride and chastity,. They are accidentally modest about their feet even if they want to bare their tits and ass for empowerment.

>He doesn't see how easy and fun it would be to challenge identity politics by leveraging the hyperdramatic fetish communities.

You don't want to see furries and cucks fighting each other with sex toys?

I once had a girl who lived in the apartment across from me who would get really turned on from people touching her feet

That was an amazing year to say the least

How did she tell you this, user?

>/lgbt/
Saged and Reported.

thank you for saying this

No, more like anything remotely abnormal is shunned.
>Talking to some broad over the summer
>She's wearing short shorts and a bikini top that borders on indecent exposure
>Briefly look down at the ground/her feet
>"Why are you staring at my feet? That's gross."
I didn't even know how to respond so I just turned around and left.

We had sex and while we had sex she shyly asked me to touch her feet

After that I got footjobs a few times a day, we almost never had sex because she mainly wanted to masturbate while giving me a footjob

I don't want to be lumped together with these lgbt faggot queers

How much you pay

Sounds hot 2bh

Is she single and ready to mingle?

What that roastie did was wrong, user. You were just admiring nature that happened to have an odious slut as ajfe support system.

I have no idea, we both moved away after college and never really talked to each other again. She was nice but not wife material so I wasn't that upset by it all that much

You can't let your dick be the only deciding factor on who you date

Kill yourself.

Even that isn't true, her feet were garbage. I literally looked down for about 5 seconds, maybe less. I don't remember what the reason was, I think I felt something bump my foot, but my looking at the ground was just a reaction to some stimulus and she took it upon herself to get all butthurt.
The way things are, I don't expect I'll ever get to touch feet on merit alone. I'm this close to putting an ad on craigslist just to see what happens.

There's a Flip girl that I've been talking to online that's apparently into me, and she's a little like this too - maybe not to the same degree, but she makes a point of mentioning it.
>inb4 racemixing
I'm Irish so at the same nonwhite level

Faggot, trap and feet shills need to be banned from here!.

When we add an "F" to ths LGBTQIAP construct, should the F precede the T, to stay consistent with levels of remnant sanity?

Also, should we use superscript T's and S's over the F to give voice to the distinct Toes vs Soles divide in the footsexual world?

do it

>not liking sexy girl's feets

During the day of the rope, (((you))) will be ovened slowly.

My trap gf loves showing off her feet and teasing me with them.


I didn't even have a foot fetish until we met.

>Tell girlfriend of footfetish
>She works it into our routine
>Rubs her feet against my shins and her toes on my feet
>Starts footjobs out of nowhere

I can die a happy man

>her

Kek has endorsed your sex life!

Blessed toothpaste

this is boy

Zoophilia is not even close to a foot fetish. There is nothing wrong with any sexual act between one man and his one wife. Animals, multiple partners, and gay relations are what's degenerate.

what's that P stand for?

One of my exes was very foot centric, they were super dexterous and she was always cracking her toes and picking stuff up with her feet.

They were small and plump with perfect even toes and high arches.

I started by giving her foot massages.
I had a garden tub in my bedroom and we used to bathe for hours and watch tv. She would lay on her tummy watching TV with her feet in my face, and I would wash and massage them. Which led to nibbling and toe sucking.

She told me she loved having her toes sucked as much as her pussy licked. Something she never knew that she'd like.

I used to tie her up missionary and when she would start to cum from the dicking I'd tickle her feet mercilessly.

Her pussy would clench down so hard on me as she came.

I love her feet. I miss hearing those toes crack next to my ears as I folded her in half and hit her g spot until she cried.

Wrong, degenerate filth.
Buttfucking is sodomy.

Honestly it would be nice to have a based excuse to become a protected class since I am a cis white Christian male. Nothing wrong with a foot fetish according to the Bible as long as it's your wife's feet

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Nice

What defines degeneracy?

God.

Probably anything that he doesn't like.

Yes but where in the Bible does He say but sex is wrong?

>LBQFDSEHZHCDHJBGHJVDESUDESUKBCDCVGJNKENKKELPOBFBKDOUCHE+ (NBSDTP)
>I could go on for hours rape

>LBQFDSEHZHCDHJBGHJVDESUDESUKBCDCVGJNKENKKELPOBFBKDOUCHE+ (NBSDTP)
>I could go on for hours like this

Checked

>roastie snatch
>feetsies
I'm a kinkster and foot fetish is definitely on the list, but you are a fucking degenerate

Sure, lump them in too. Anyone else you want in front of the firing squad?

Several places.
Exodus and Leviticus are the 1st two books, and they are both against unnatural affections and spilling of seed.

We are commanded to be fruitful and multiply, and buttfucking is anti procreation and an abomination before the Lord.

There is a reason that shit makes normal people want to vomit.
Scat makes God want to puke too.

>LGBTKAKVB community.

LGBTKAKVBF


Will there be foot pride marches, reform of workplace practices to make them footsexual friendly and footsexual education resource centers?

t.casual observer

>have a foot fetish
>autists like OP exist
>everyone thinks footfags are all weird as fuck

Footfags should be gassed.

Precisely.
>roastie snatch, feetsies, feetsexuals
Can't they just appreciate the beauty of feet as a part of sexy female body?

>my trap gf
>her
Get the fuck out.

Please don't lump me up with trannies and faggots

Mikayla Miles is my headmate.

I-is that a b-boy?

>liking a particular part of a woman's body constitutes a distinct sexual identity
It's just one among many expressions of heterosexuality.

>looks at flag
It's too late.