Is Harry Potter the worst thing to ever happen to the modern world Sup Forums?

Is Harry Potter the worst thing to ever happen to the modern world Sup Forums?

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JK "never specifically said she was white" Rowling certainly is

Funny thing is she is pushing for libshit diversity agenda but book series and movies have a very traditional European atmosphere. Beautiful old castles,mythology,small traditional towns,big happy rural family,folk music etc.

It goes without saying that this is indeed one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

There are some solid Christian stories lurking inside Harry Potter.

Why is vice so god damn retarded?

I knew Vice had been in a real bad direction for awhile now, but this is a new low

I mean, why even pose that idea? It's not even edgy, interesting, novel, or relevant to the [current] year

Yet another depiction of jesus as white smdmfh

>this pasta
Yay a fellow Sup Forums poster
Now gtfo

They really dodged a bullet there. If they started making the films just five years later they'd be filled to the brim with bongo-bongo shit.

It's funny. Harry Potter is very popular in Japan precisely because it's very British (and very white). If Hermione was a WEWUZ and Dumbledore was a faggot, there's no way that kids would actually want to read that shit.

Of course Rowling knows this, being the money-grubbing kike that she is. She deliberately made a white/likeable cast and then gave lipservice to diversity after all was said and done.

He's not bad, it's the Harry potter erotica that makes me think the internet was a mistake.

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Here watch this. Mentions Harry potter

Dumbledore is canonically a faggot.

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the most forced movie franchise ive ever seen or more of not seen

and yes it truly is

except for emma watson,

Anybody got a link on the porn of the girl who looks just like Ginny? It might have been Babes.com or SexArt...one of those classier types.

Emma Watson is a cunt that only cares about virtue signaling

No he's not.

Nowhere in the books is he presented as a homosexual. (To the best of my knowledge; I only read the first three because I actually grew out of YA literature like people are supposed to)

If the author says something outside of their own writing, that doesn't make it cannon.

Tolkien was using his works to preserve the themes and values of European, specifically Anglo, culture. Give the man some credit.

>The guy posting this pasta in every HP thread on Sup Forums is Australian.
Color me surprised.

>to kill a mockingbird shit tier

Into the trash you go.

I never read one harry potter book or saw one harry potter movie.

I don't know what the fuck that book/movie did to kids, but anybody who really got into it turned out extremely narcissistic/annoying/retarded/special snowflake/uncreative.

I notice that anybody who really liked Harry Potter were not good at anything. I think people like Harry Potter because he was a worthless piece of shit who was randomly granted a whole new life without having to work for it.

Young lazy faggot millenials love the idea of that. They are just wizards who are waiting for their "LETTER TO HOGWARTS LOL". I think they subconciously believe they were made for greater things, despite spending all of their time just fucking around and working shitty service jobs.

Why the fuck is this gay wizard shit so popular?

i liked the books but i dont like her

Exactly,loved it as a child because of it's very british settings,even pushed me to an embarrassing phase of being an angloboo.
She probably didn't give a fuck about politics back then but now that she is famous and SJ culture is so rampant she is virtue signaling to stay relevant.

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Underrated

A biographical photo essay about Kanye West's "Glow in the Dark Tour" is considered better than Brave New World or Catch-22......get the fuck outta here.

My brother's wife, who is a complete moron, loves Harry Potter.

But she also loves Gilmore Girls and Degrassi.

She's 50.

Kanye is redpilled as fuck. Not surprising that people with taste like him more than your faggot high school reading list.

You must be in highschool. Just as bad as The Catcher in the Rye, but it doesn't make you kill people.

Women like things that comfort them instead of challenge them intellectually

Why do people like this shit book? I tried reading the first one and it was so poorly written. If you like fantasy, Tolkien is infinitely better.

Is Harry Potter horrible? In my opinion, no, it's a pretty decent series. But it doesn't deserve a cult following, FUCK NO! But that's what happens when Hollywood makes shit into shows/movies. Just look at the Walking Dead and Game of Thrones. Hell, if Star Wars had been a book, no one would've cared until a movie was made from it.

I have seen worse

HA! You think the normies don't just watch the movie.

>cannon
don't do this

But the Jews sold sold you this shit from a plagiarizing welfare mattress and most of you bought up "Harry Balls" and made the Scottish welfare mattress big shekels.

Blame yourselves and your parents. LOTR first 3 were still out then, which Jackson did well from the work of an expert in Nordic language and mythology. You bought it up and drank the Jewish poison. Blame yourself if you've ever watched/read it.

I feel that the whole, "let's keep muggles and wizard/witches separate because we are different" aspect kinda pushed traditionalism.

this is what jordan peterson was saying in his jre about the human creation of these characters and movies taps into same type of connection as religion, vice are just unoriginal faggots and ripping him off

Avid tolkein fan.
I still think he is shit at writing

Clockwork

I think i have time to make Imagine being Harry pasta.

....It's just pictures and shit from the tour. Kaye West is a good rapper but there is no fucking meaning to the god damn thing.

the ones that wanted to keep it that way were the villains tho. Death eaters were literally
"we must secure the existence of our people and a future for wizard children"

My gf likes all these things except degrassi but she's 28.

How fucked am I?

>European, specifically Anglo, culture
Shows how much you know you ignorant cuck
Tolkein was German through and through
All the people's he wrote about were based off of mainland Europe
The closest he got to the English was Handlings and they were supposed to represent the Irish kek

>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"

Every time

Kanye is a nigger and nothing more

its fine if a girl likes it , as long as you dont,
girls are valued on their maternal skills thats it , its only natural their hobbies and likes are dumb

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Fuck you Jackson did LotR right

Yes. We'd have been better served by a second 9/11.

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no, that would be the kikes m8.

average men don't exactly read quantum mechanics for fun. pop culture geared towards males and females is equally dumb.

>that MS paint edit of harry potter
fuck that looks disgusting

Absolutely fucked. Don't listen to these people.

Women who enjoy "Gilmore Girls" are children. They retreat to this disgusting fantasy world where they live in a nice. quiet, charming small town where they never work, have an endless supply of money, and a sexy blue collar working man constantly orbiting them.

I'm not joking, I use The Gilmore Girls as a shit test for women. If they watch that show, I KNOW they are too far gone. Every single woman I've ever met in my entire life who watches that show is absolute dog shit. Run.

>50
>watching that shit

I lol'd. I wish I were a dictator so I could rid the world of this degenerate filth.

>Harry Potter is very popular in Japan precisely because it's very British (and very white)
That's why it's popular anywhere. Who the fuck doesn't want to fantasize about living in a white land with white schools and white rules?

No, but that doesn't make it a good thing.

>people still give a shot about harry potter
Is it 2010?

>Lord of the Rings shit-tier

>more real than the (((real))) thing

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>Atwill
Scholars unanimously consider his 'findings' a total joke. Literally no professional biblical scholar backs up what he says. Not even Christ deniers such as Bart Erhman, Robert M Price, or Richard Carrier.

>(((Jesus)))