/AfD/ General - <Petry Heil> EDITION

/AfD/ General - EDITION

This thread is about the German elections 2017
in particular the party Alternative for Germany (AfD)

>Who are the Alternative for Germany (AfD)?
youtu.be/xLQ24_RypyY

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/07/2016-06-20_afd-kurzfassung_grundsatzprogramm_webversion.pdf
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

GERMAN VIDEOS:

Frauke Petrys New year speech
youtube.com/watch?v=vJzerMo5Fuc

>AfD's Fundraiser
alternativefuer.de/spenden/
afdmitmachen.de/

YOUTUBE CHANNELS:
youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos
youtube.com/user/iprotestblog

JUST Sup Forums THINGS:

>Meme Collection v1.3
postimg org/gallery/2n33gjr90/
>Video Tribute
youtu.be/LwHAK_HJO0I
>Einzelfall-Map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

TASKS:

>Gather lurkers
>Create usable memes (Germany is very Nazi-phobic)
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Find or create a friendly guide for voting
>help improve OP text
>Ignore the shills

Previous Thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

heise.de/tp/features/Umweltbundesamtspraesidentin-SPD-fordert-hoehere-Besteuerung-nichtveganer-Lebensmittel-3589118.html
stern.de/politik/deutschland/christopher-lauer-stellt-afd-anhaenger-via-twitter-bloss--wird-er-vor-gericht-gezerrt--7268374.html
postimg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998478/Teenage-Afghan-immigrant-arrested-Germany-murder-medical-student.html
twitter.com/Greekcha/status/783692419304947712
mopo.de/news/panorama/grosseltern-retteten-es-vegan-ernaehrt---baby-fast-gestorben--24380460
m.spiegel.de/panorama/a-328416.html#spRedirectedFrom=www&referrrer=https://www.google.de/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

RECENT NEWS:

>SPD suggests taxation of non-vegan food
heise.de/tp/features/Umweltbundesamtspraesidentin-SPD-fordert-hoehere-Besteuerung-nichtveganer-Lebensmittel-3589118.html
>SPD publicly attacks an AfD-voter
stern.de/politik/deutschland/christopher-lauer-stellt-afd-anhaenger-via-twitter-bloss--wird-er-vor-gericht-gezerrt--7268374.html

It really is a generational thing, it will probably be harder to reach 30+ people with Anime, but should be fine otherwise.
What could we use to reach the older generations?

german women are superior

facebook memes

We made 2,3 million in donations where 2 million was needed.
We are already going strong.

do you know why those memes are not in the catalog anymore? there was a bunch of them. pic related

I only got the sceleton of this thread from an old pastebin, I might not have the newest version of the memecatalog thingy.
I'm trying hard to update the OP text.

but I have some of those saved, I've been in a lot of these threads.

We are going up fast guys

found the catalog I was referring to:

postimg org/gallery/13dw1v50q

I love you guys. What can I do to help? I don't speak wurst.

Sup Forumsacks should be in this thread. This is huge.

nice, I'll add it.
This thread starts to take shape, we need someone with a pastebin acc.

Do we have an english translation of the AfDs program?

>Anime
Please do this, normies won't even take you seriously, you guys really are out of touch with reality, i hope you realize your obsession with jap Comics is considered degenerate/antisocial by the general public. And why dont you guys just get a German GF and make 5 German babies with her? Can't be too hard, unless of course your anachronistic world view is preventing you from getting laid (:

cool, would be good to have a complete and up to date catalog in the OP.

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mashup pls.

>be german
>get raped and killed

good to know we have somebody here who knows how the "general public" sees all the things, we need much more of you guys in these threads to teach us friend!

no I don't think there is an English version.
someone should make a short mashup in English of the important points.

why are you even on Sup Forums ?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998478/Teenage-Afghan-immigrant-arrested-Germany-murder-medical-student.html

this.

Can anyone make a meme out of this?
"CDU - The C stands for Cuck"

you can help us by creating memes here.
you can provide us with lessons from the great memewar
you can also donate money to AfD

The Altparteien memes are basically writing themselves.

>Carolin G., 27, was raped and murdered at the beginning of November while jogging in Endinge, just 18 miles away from Freiburg.

why is it so easy to kill people in germany and get away with it? Don't they have fingerprint databases, DNA testing and etc?

Fuck off shills.

It is easy if the police is ordered to remain silent on your crimes because if it comes out the perpetrator was non white, people could have evil right wing opinions.

nice grammar and spelling

Welcome back /AfD/

yeah we gotta be careful, or people might get the wrong opinions

fucking ANGELA SHEKEL!!!!!

Refugee children memes are the best memes.

If their fathers wouldn't run away to Germany for muuuuh welfare and instead fight against Al-Qaeda and ISIS the children wouldn't be in this misery.

Goyim, don't you think you are overreacting. Just listen to me, I am as German as it gets and I think saying Angela Merkel being a jew, which she is totally not, is bad isn't the right approach for us white people.

when creating a new meme with gimp, how do I make sure that all data that could be traced back to me is ereased?
I know that I can delete the exif data with windows automatically, but is there something else that I should take care of?

Like your mascot. More of her?

>no german gf

But user, they are bringing their families along with them, that's why we need to open our borders and hearts for them.

Much more.

she was conceived in Israel through parentless hatching

Also, many of them coming here on their own are (((kids))).

rev up those anti merkel memes

how so? they're qt

pretty much a non-party.
how are they allowed that slogan tough?
I thought this was considered hate-speech.

You should also add that 90% of refugees are doctors or engineers. They are literally smarter than us and would enrich our country so much.

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How can Germans even compete?

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yes goy, very good point.
You really need them as well, your country is dieing due to the low birthrates.

They literally outclass us in every single aspect. Might aswell give up our own culture because we simply have none and embrace everything they bring with them.

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Exactly, what vile Nazi would even try to argue that?

Don't you mean "our" country, fellow (((German)))?

are mods deleting "Die rechte" posts? why?

just created this for further use.
please add it to the meme collection

If Merkel wins, I'm gonna start punching euro backpackers.

What do they delete?

Don't be a cock blocker, just show me the way to the NSFW versions. Pretty please

she's pure

drawing lewds of her is haram

just some poster against foreigners by die rechte

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They didn't delete it

Frauke was built for breeding

is this /bundes/?

haha what an idiot. :^)

weak.

Degenerate.

Scheint bei euch Lappen ja richtig gut zu laufen LOL

Rate my OC

I'm on twitter sharing shit

twitter.com/Greekcha/status/783692419304947712

It doesn't matter because your politicians don't ever come up with useful ideas and petry acts childish everytime somebody's being a little hostile in interview/discussions..not to mention the amount of idiots yelling in a antifa-like way

nichtmassentauglich/10

warum wandert ihr kacknazis nicht einfach aus

CUcK

do you want some content?

kek bringt das alt rechts nach deutschland

shadilay!

gut für anime typen, aber die gewinnen keine wahl

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Pretty much this. The AfD would have more supporters if they weren't so embarrassingly, blatantly stupid.

hey hey ho

i can use some content to share

I want retweets and accounts to follow... I don't speak Krauts can't help much I only retweet some redpilled Germans

REV UP THE MEME MACHINES

Try saying something with substance...No one gives a fuck what you consider stupid

>Scheint bei euch Lappen ja richtig gut zu laufen LOL

checkmate bro! that was a genius post! you literally called them "lappen"... I mean how can they ever recover?

I am sure everybody in this thread will change their views instantly because of you intelligent argument!
well done friend!

ich glaube er ist ein dummer judensohn

I wanna give Frauke Petry big big kissies!

what's wrong?
you want to get cancer by eating meat?

if germans were less autistic it would help a great deal

Sind Anime Typen nicht gut?

i'm thinking about finding twitter handles frequented by leftists and spam memes there.

does anyone have good candidates? possibly we could just lurk the german trending hashtags.

not sure about the best strategy to do this

Better don't use pro-AfD memes but shoot against other parties. There's plenty of ammo against all of them

>you want to get cancer by eating meat?

better then starving to death in a retarded sjw family imho.

do you want to kill babys?

mopo.de/news/panorama/grosseltern-retteten-es-vegan-ernaehrt---baby-fast-gestorben--24380460

m.spiegel.de/panorama/a-328416.html#spRedirectedFrom=www&referrrer=https://www.google.de/

good idea. here's my strategy, type "jerusalem" into twitter, click on "more" select "in your proximity" and you can find related tweets from german people.

good place to post them.

yes, voter suppression should be a main focus

Just do it like the 'afd supporter'

Pretend to be a supporter of cdu/spd and go full retard