Be Japan

>be Japan
>create AI
>make it into a waifu for people who have given up on women

What's next pol?

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I want one

jesus christ what the fuck is this shit

The future is bright.

The future.

its not a real hologram

also
>proprietary software

2 nukes werent enough

But does it suck your cock and cook food?

This left me depressed and wanting one.

Seems kinda creepy and annoying to me tbqh famalam.

Microsoft Echo with Cortana hologram when?

Anyone who would buy an active microphone for their house is a fucking moron

It probably will in the future

Part of me goes "wow, that's retarded"
The other part of me goes "I kind of want one"
I'll wait until we have full sized robot waifus though

Sounds like you won't have a waifu in the future Dad.

I don't know how Japan works their low birth rate problem, but this it's like the final nail.

>Muffled Ahmed swiming sounds in the distance

Holo version when?

>tfw you kinda got some feels from that video
damn being alone fucking sucks

>how do we fix our youth not getting out of the house and getting women
>lets give them a projector with a shitty 2D cartoon so they will have less of a reason to go out

...

That is not AI. We have not achieved AI yet and probably will not in any of our lifetimes.

> not posting best version of the trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=yRjnII_J6rQ

It's customizable.

we are on the brink of the waifu age

no, you sven are on the brink of extinction

Oh my fuck, it is?

Lol wasted gets

>three thousand dollarydoos

HahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahah

They'll start paying women to do in vitro or artificial wombs/genetic engineering/cloning within 10 years.

>I'm home soon
What did he mean by this?

dont care

this thing cant even clean my house, much less suck my dick. its a tiny image in a tube. theyre on the right track, but there is still a long way to go

>being smug and jerking off to a projection while ahmed fucks swedish girls
damn sven, you really are lost, if we could wire a generator to your ancestors rolling in their graves, we could power the entire country

What happens if you fap in front of it?

>this thing cant even clean my house
Just sync her to one of those vacuum robots

Kek , why give such digits to this post?

is he holding a FAMAS?

...

Yeah , it's one of france's military most used assault weapons.

fucking kek

We'll probably achieve true AI in the next 10 years.

I'll be ready

If you ever reach the point where you'd rather talk with AI or sleep with a body pillow than real women then you've become a pathetic bitch

Thank god for Japan. Now all we need is artificial wombs. AXLOTL TANKS NOW.

This will come time when pussy will fell in price and woman will understand that they are realy worth nothing.

>implying I have choices
Hey I'll be right there if they want me. In the meantime the more real waifus can get the better.

>this thing cant even clean my house, much less suck my dick.

So what you're saying is it's still better than 88% of women?

>Fucking digital refugees, fuckin niggers Im voting uyoku dantai! BAZAAAAAAAI! THEN THOUSAND YEARS FOR HIS ROYAL MAJESTY THE EMPEROR, KILL GAYJIN WHEN?

>Just sync her to one of those vacuum robots
She can also suck your dick that way

Honestly... that shit should be purged by fire.

Who needs a fucking waifu when you can just shitpost on Sup Forums? Sup Forums even has superior AI!

>concorde
>flying with the cockpit down

Why do you have to be like this Sup Forums? If you don't get more than pussy out of your relationships then you're doing it wrong.
But yeah, there are some dumb cunts that wouldn't be worth dealing with anymore for a lot of guys. And that's not a bad thing.

Friendly reminder that AI waifus are merely a jewish plot to passively genocide whites and east asians

>it's always watching, listening and recording you in your home
>even tells you to get the fuck up and go to work
Wow thanks Japan for making telescreens real

The death of the Japanese race.

Wrong, there's no jews in charge of Japanese corporations. Japan needs depopulation anyway.

It's a sad fact but there just aren't that many women who are objectively worth loving. So there's always going to be a large number of men who haven't got partners. It was always gonna be a choice between AI and homosexuality, I think Japan chose wisely

>Hey I'll be right there if they want me.
You would dump your loving 2D waifu for the first 3DPD that shows up?
DEPLORABLE DESU
Mobiles are already pretty much this.
Yup. Sadly enough.

Well have it remnind you things is ok. BUT FUCKING TEXT WITH IT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it is just sad

reminder that jews want AI to fail because they want women to say relevent as they are the easiest to influence.

PLZ BE MY AI GF!!!!!!!!!

Is it sad that a simplistic computer program is better than actual 3DPD women at maintaining a romantic relationship, or do you think it's pathetic that the man went for the best solution instead of putting up with a 3DPD woman's shit and now some horrible 3DPD monster is deprived of his wallet?

>You would dump your loving 2D waifu for the first 3DPD that shows up?
I didn't fucking say that. I might hide my waifu from her but she'd always be in my head. And my waifu would have to approve of her otherwise it wouldn't work out. Don't fucking judge us. Our relationship allows for this.

>What's next
youtube.com/watch?v=aMQxazLlkWM

>a dancing anime hologram for suicidal salary men to cuck themselves with
>(((A.I.)))

>1984 but Wilson doesn't give a shit because he has an AI waifu instead of some bitch health instructor telling him to touch his toes

Until the waifus are a sentient being they're little more than a shrine sort of thing to something you want.

You can't cheat on a chat bot any more than you can cheat on a figure, or a pillow, or a picture.

When real sentient bots come around it's over.

>not choosing glorious boi pucci over an ai

What's next is the extinction of the Japs.
Not that I give a fuck.

Um we talked about this like 3 weeks ago. Wtf is wrong with you?

Fuck AI

I saw Terminator


That shit was a fucking warning from future Kek

I for one look forward to the waifu age.

Shadilay

This is the 1984 I want.

^this^

what am i watching

>You can't cheat on a chat bot any more than you can cheat on a figure, or a pillow, or a picture.
You can be faithful to principles and ideas. If the idea of your waifu and your relationship with her matters a lot to you you might choose to not betray it to preserve a positive concept of it and yourself.

Sasuga nippon

>start watching
>"how about we go somewhere no one can see
>"turn off the lights"
>damn this is going to get dirty
>"who is your favorite Wanted member?"

Is this what it feels like to have ADHD?

I just want to hear retarded chatbots awkwardly sext each other.

They're not doing a great job then considering how many black dudes are weebs who would lap this shit up immediately

>Dean Winchester is in love with Castiel

this bot was raided by tumblr I can tell

the ad almost made me cry
but then i realized this guy could just get a wig and dress and get a bf

theres no problem

Will I get banned for illegally saving and posting? Testing

Witnessing history

For anyone but delusional autists, AI technology isn't nearly advanced enough to make this anything but a pathetic novelty.

yeah call me back when nightlamp-san can blow me and make me a sandwich

I miss when mods banned people for posting these

Call me when it can suck a dick

Nice, I'll have to get one. Not a bad start to the waifu age, but hopefully I'll live to see the day of android waifus.

Well, you hook it up to this.

Sandwich making machines are probably far off. Don't you enjoy cooking anyway? I do. I cook a lot better than most girls by now kek. Heh.

I'm waiting for Westworld quality anime waifus that I can actually have a relationship with

A trashcan that talks is just fine, i can suck my own dick.

>woman
>making sandwiches anymore

ree

>share the programs you made with your friends

>Share the programs you make with your friends.

Degeneration has reached the point where we have masturbation clubs?

This loop is driving me insane

They still do. Just report them.

Fat girls tend to like cooking more.
>I made you a sandwich... but I ate it.
Welp. At least you can cook together.

Damn it, fuck you. I'm just trying to lurk.