You're alone with Trump in a room

You're alone with Trump in a room.

No security guards, no cameras. You won't get caught no matter what you do. Restricted for 20 minutes.

What do you do?

Ask him if he likes anime

Kneel before the God Emperor.

Let him grab my pussy

Travel to the states from Aus and shitpost while pretending to be a burger. Just like OP

Congratulate him on his victory and have a pleasant conversation with him.
Ask him if he could get me one of those MAGA hats, maybe even signed

Shake his hand and tell him we believe in him. But, if he should fail to uphold his promises, he will be held accountable.

Come with me if you want to live.

shitpost on Sup Forums

if he's aware that nothing will ever leave the room, no matter what is said, I'd ask if I could interview him on his absolute honest opinions on particular things