Trucker Hate Thread (THT)

Alright /pol, it is now the current year. How are we going to finally deal with this subhuman cancer?

>be truck driver
>73 IQ
>diet consists mainly of McDonald's and pork rinds
>Get together with other truck drivers in filthy rest stop bathrooms to take turns sucking each other off
>never shower and generally animal like sense of hygiene
>bad teeth, skin, and facial hair
>feeble skinny fat body
>take disgusting runny dumps because of poor diet and health and never wipe
>effectively a homeless degenerate, because only sleep in vehicle
>wear the same pair of clothes for months at a time
>addicted to meth
>obscene body odor detectable from 50 feet away
>fap to tranny porn while driving
>drive slow as fuck and hold up traffic everywhere
>block intersections and roads for 10 minutes at a time in order to resupply convenience stores and has stations with corbanated jew
>only capable of landing the absolute bottom of the barrel obese women
>no social skills- are usually autistic sex offenders
>generally hated by everyone

>2017
>still supporting the tractor trailer new

This needs to end /pol

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I don't think you have ever talked to or met a trucker. Cartoons and movies are a bad way to inform oneself on a particular group of people. Case and point TV shows niggers as humans, but if you have ever interacted with one you know better.

Who will transport stuff then?

Robutts

all it took was working at a truck stop for 6 months to hate truckers for the rest of my life

literally the worst humans in the world

Everything in the OP is 100% and accurate.

This.

What OP posted describes some truckers, but they are actually quite a varied breed of subhuman. Work a loading dock sometime and you'll see what I mean.

Yep, truckers are gross, but a necessary evil.

Share some stories user

>its the current year

It's the current year +2 actually

Work to increase substitution away from road freight and toward rail and sea freight.

Also, a disturbingly large number of truck drivers are serial killers.

Hashtagnotalltruckers

sounds to me like OP hates freedom. seems to me it is high time that a couple of truckers paid OP a visit in his basement dwelling and spit roasted him until he sees the light.

>work at a loading dock
>everybody is the same as what OP said

nice try

>>feeble skinny fat body

you need some upper body strength for strangeling those runaway hich-hikers tho

I never thought of that. Certainly fits the bill. Most of them are deviants

That CDL test was too hard, huh loser?

Sadly, when the self-driving truck become thing, they will be Sup Forums shitposter.

Here's your theme song to add for the thread OP:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0lAjSb9rA

You're expecting too much of people that are paid to be driving robots and whether you like it or not, keep much of the normal things in the country going.

Do you expect shit to just magically appear?

You might not like water treatment workers either but you probably enjoy the sewer system.

>when the self-driving truck become thing
Will never happen. No insurance company would touch one with a ten foot pole.

No insurance, no go.

Right. You're making alot of sense user. Clearly that's the solution.

share your sufferings with us user, for it will make you feel better

>take a road trip to Canada
>cross Washington-Canada border my way back
>stop at a gas station for bathroom break and some water
>see trucker bros talking and eating corn dogs and being comfy
I think they're ok.

>already proven to be safer drivers than humans
Pretty sure once it's more available as a technology not having self driving will spike insurance even more.

Sounds like a job for me!

I make good money off the truckers.

It's already begun

What's your job?

Is this what the OP is referring to?

youtube.com/watch?v=RGw6HQ3Edg8

This is from DBGT A Hero's Legacy movie.
I have it somewhere on DVD.

das rite. you need to be pumped full of freedom

It's already on the way. Give it 5 years.

Also there's nothing wrong with doing meth.

You will always need them though? Train lines don't and can't go everywhere, without them nothing gets anywhere

I have, indirectly. Had a friend who drove truck. They unironically talk homoshit to each other all the fucking time.

This. Same experience. Truckers are a nasty lot.

news.usa.siemens.biz/blog/mobility/building-worlds-first-ehighway-california

This is happening near where i live. Pretty much an electric train on asphalt with rubber tires and air brakes. And the worst truckers here believe it or not are fresh off the boat chinese scum that cant drive or speak english.

Trucker here:

fuck you lil bitch OP. i earn enough money off of trucking to allow me to travel the world. Im in colombia right now.

I also could tell my boss "fuck you, im taking 2 months off" because this is a hard job and companies will do anything to keep you

OP confirmed for sissy la la... prolly is NEET or works at starbucks

Self driving trucks.

>news.usa.siemens.biz/blog/mobility/building-worlds-first-ehighway-california
>siemens
they will find a way to fuck this up

Rig drivers are ok you mong
short distance driver =/= long distance
try going to the supermarket with no truckers

Yes, a lot of truckers are greasy fat fucks but they are still very necessary. I don't think you realize how shit your life would be without truckers. You would not have food in your house. No fast food anymore. Pretty much our entire society would be shit if we didn't have them. Also experienced truckers can make over 6 figures easily.

Do you ever have to deal with faggots?

I used to be a janitor at a truck stop in Canada. The truckers would take the lid off the back of the toilet and shit in the tank. I mean why??

ur making us look bad stop brother

Did siemens fuck your dog or something?

Ive never met any faggot truckers... ive had to deal with perv normies at public rest areas though

fack off cunt

youtube.com/user/truckerjosh456

This guy seems like he made his likes list private. But I checked it a few weeks ago actually, and it was full of alt right stuff.

Youre an english teacher in japan. Youre probably some limp wristed pansy and they were just pranking you bro. But keep in mind it was specifically because of you

upperdecking

dad was a trucker growing up. worked 14 hour days and was never around

I wish I could get a comfy trucker job.

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>only 14 hours
He was a lazy fag

I work in civil engineering, we've collaborated on a highways scheme where they had to provide some communications and general electronics shit. All supposedly off the shelf stuff, they fucked so much up the entire project got delayed by 9 months.

Having said that, in some European cities they have buses that run off overhead electrified lines. So alot of the technology will be there already.

>americuck
>primary concern is fast food

Story?

Thanks for the answer. I was actually genuinely curious. And i will tell you that their subcontractors or whoever they hire is slow and a bumblefuck. The roads are mismanaged where its happening . they will literally cone off entire lanes for a week but yet no work gets done.

>1161 hours

And I'm telling you, insurance companies ain't gonna go for it.
First JBHunt auto-drive truck plows into a bus killing people and the hundred million dollar lawsuits start flying around, and the kibbash will be put on it.
Right now, the driver takes the blame. When a computer is driving, the whole company and by extension its insurance company take the blame. As well as the programmers, whoever owns the software, possibly whoever designed the processors/ram/etc.

There's way too much liability for driverless vehicles. We just haven't seen it yet because these things aren't being used yet.
But once those suits and subpoenas start getting tossed around, you can bet your ass companies are going to take a step back and say WHOA WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS CUT IN OUR PROFITS.

Think about it. You're talking about companies here, who oppose increases in min-wage. You really think they're going to tolerate mountains of lawsuits?

My brother manages insurance packages for truckers. One time he told of one of them that his policy wouldn't cover damages from a wreck he had just caused. The guy told my brother over the phone that he knew where he lived and was coming to kill him and his entire family, kek.

My uncle is a trucker.
Is nothing like what you describe.
He did long haul too.

Something tells me that you're a city slicker that just doesn't like truckers for some reason.

Or you work as a mechanic and have to deal wit paki truckers and their shit covered rigs.

Either way, you're a fag, this thread is not political in any way.

Oh, did I mention you're a fag? Faggot....

Doggo catcher

youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

If I have to believe this female hitchhiker who wrote a pretty elaborate article about hitchhiking during the time some serial killer was active in the 70's somewhere in the US, sucking their dicks was more or less a requirement if she wanted to get transported.

And this article was not to whine about that. It was just a pretty long story about her possibly having been inside that killer's truck during that time.

Sup Forums has and will always be a pro-trucker board. If you don't support truckers you are a filthy subhuman pesant.
Remember everything came by truck

Get back to the cotton field.

Pakis truckers are literally the worst things I have ever met. I always have to find small ways to blacklist them from my site, since I can't just tell them to fuck off or the racism charges start flying

Fed Ex Courier here. Most of the truck drivers right now are illegal immigrants and turnover is HIGH. The result is very dangerous drivers. Big Rig accidents are never ever small. A finder-binder often leads to death.

Russians kicked the crap out of these cucks :D

>tfw playing euro truck sim 2

My friends dad was a trucker and he made a lot of money. It was cool because his dad was never home so we could do whatever we wanted in his big house. Its not a job I could do. I wouldn't really want to be away from my home and family for long periods of time.

I dont mind truckers too much. For the most part they are pro america.

What i fucking hate is the trucking industry, a fake industry solely created to make millions of fake jobs, at the expense of the awesome and badass railway system.

Fucking sick of train tracks being torn up so that fat fucks can pretend they are exercising by using them as bike paths.

Bring Back Trains

No worries! You find that all over the world, subcontractors are a encessary evil.

I did a bridge inspection last month in a rural area of "glan conwy bridge", called that because it was near a farmhouse named glan conwy. The actual town of Glan conwy is about 30 miles away. We gave the chery picker and traffic management guys GPS co-ordinates and pictures of the bridge.

I arrive on site an hour late because contractors are never on tiem anyway to find no one there. I ring them a##nd they've shut off a relatively major road in the town of Glan conwy, cherry picker in place waiting for me. Absolute mongs.

Holy fuck you are stupid. Insuring something is just math. At the right price point anything can be insured. Models insure their legs etc.

You are too stupid to survive. Please kill yourself now

Truck driver here, OP is mad that I ran over his waifu. Keep crying bitch.

Siemens fucked up the Helsinki metro. They were supposed to automate it but in the end they just couldn't do it.

Yeah, my moms friend was killed just a few weeks ago. He drove a water truck and used to come fill up our pool. Great guy. Its a damn shame because he got Caitlyn Jenner'd.

>truck going through intersection while cars in other lane are stopped
>car in other lane rear ends car ahead
>pushes car into other lane
>truck tried to avoid car
>flips in ditch
>ded

Really sucks. He was retiring in like 2 years.

>leaf
>calling someone else a faggot

Day of the rake when

Let me put it another way for you, dumbass.
Insurance companies here in the US often ban homeowners from having trampolines in their yards under their policies due to the risk.
That's how tight-fisted they are.

Retarded foreigners always talking about how they think shit works over here.

self driving trucks are here. truckers are obsolete

Yep, a train station to every store

I have several family members who are truckers and they're all perfectly normal.

That said, they all made me promise I would never become a truck driver.

Quit buying shit... we will go away.
Pic: me age 26, 240k worth of steel. Grossed 219k net 135k for 2016.

By thanking them for the critical service that they provide to the country.

Are you really this fucking 'tarded?

You still need somebody in the cab. Even if we make highway-safe self driving trucks they won't be able to pull into loading docks and deal with the other variables of a pick up or drop off for a long time.

THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY IS THE INDEPENDENT TRUCK

I really want to be a truck driver but they're going to be driverless within a decade so there's literally no point. I have a MSc Statistics and BSc (Hons) Mathematics, I earn £45,000 as a statistical programmer, and all I want is to drive fucking trucks. Feels bad, man.

Yeah, i've seen Big rigs tip over on the interstate. One time a garbage truck got in a massive wreak, tipping over the truck, spewing garbage and shit everywhere.

I was stuck in traffic for nearly 3 hours. Luckily I was heading back to the station and still got paid.

what about it?

When I was like 12, I did the arm signal for trucker to honk the horn.

The madman actually did a nice long horn. Truckers are alright in my opinion.

Can't really hate on them, my 18 wheeler drivers at ups make nearly six figures a year.

I'm jelous if anything

Is speed still common among you crazy bastards?
Also, have you solved the Slow Wait In Fast Traffic problem?

Your just butthurt because you gave all your money to a tranny that jerks off on webcam. Fuckin weirdos. Google 'toilet paper' and try using it. Find a cliff and drive off it.

>they all made me promise I would never become a truck driver.
Trust me they are doing you a favor. Unless you get on with a really good company (or a union) the chances of getting fucked over time and time again is in high 90% range.

youtube.com/watch?v=IAIpyUot0Kc

Here's another truck causing somebody to have a shitty day.

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Hear a lot about bullhaulers chewing on toothpicks dipped in meth or race horse stims.

But mostly everyone keeps it clean

No amount of lawsuits will stem the tide of driverless trucks as the US rushes to keep up with other economies use of the technology. Round the the clock deliveries and overloaded docks requiring more human workers, until that too is replaced by robotics.

This is a global trend, not a regional or local one, and regardless of the legal environment, profit and productivity speak louder. Laws can be amended with the stroke of a pen, but humans cannot undo millions of years of evolution to keep up with a robotics driven global economy.