Ask a based Serb anything

Ask a based Serb anything

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Who the fuck is this guy?

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Novislav Djajic

Serbs claim to be based, but out of all of the south slav states, Serbia was the first to capitulate to the Turks. How do you reconcile this?

Bosnia , and Albania were first that fell.

>Bulgaria
>Bosnia

Is the clinton shill dead yet?

Also Bulgaria
Can't forget Mongol/Slavic hybrids.

Last time I saw him was MUH FAITHLESS ELECTORS

Clinton is pretty much ded, so yeah

I hope so.

Americans claim to be based, but out of all of the Anglo states, USA was the first to capitulate to the Jews and they circumcise all their newborn boys. How do you reconcile this?

honest opinion on kosovo, bosnia, etc.

what age range are you

what do you do for work

How was your Christmas

brm-brm?

Kosovo is Serbia currently occupied by the Albanians thansk to the UCK , and NATO.
Bosnia will fall apart , and should be split after that Serbs will take the Republic of Srpska , and Croats get the Federation part. I'm 18+ , and I am a web designer doing good atm but you never know when shit might fall apart.

brm-brm?

How bad is the situation in Bosnia right now

I am aware of the pretense "Shits on fire by 2030"

Pretty good. from 6am till late in the night I had friends , and family over we were drinking , and eating bbq.

Well...If Yugoslavia could not work mainly because of Serbs , Croats , and Muslims being in one big country how do you think Bosnia will? Tbh it is falling apart. The sooner it falls the better. Republic of Srpska is the only entity doing well while the Federation is just asking for money while contributing nothing.

Calm down now willow.

>Republic of Srpska is the only entity doing well
only thing that you will do well is flee on tractors

did you and your family have a good christmas?

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so serbians are still trying to get back land they think was theirs to begin with? do you think it would be better for them to cut their losses and move on and better their nation? from what i understand most everyone in eastern europe is smart and has a lot of potential but infrastructure and institutions that proliferate success and generate wealth are non existent. Also corruption is rampant. why dont balkan nations let go of the past and make a brighter future

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Awesome

what makes you so based? how many kebabs have you removed?

Mainly because of the russian proxy state that is Serbia. If you could do us all a favor and next time just nuke em, it might all work out.

>what makes you so based?
bodycount.
we removed them swiftly.

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serbitches are just genocidal drunk niggers

What do you think about us?

If you think that Kosovo is not our land then you're a fool. The problem here is people spend more than they earn and so they get in debt , also they want to work less for more. We have a PM who is a major asslicker , but the only thing I see good about him is that he wants us to work , and work with out whining and bitching because only through work we will make this country better for out people.

>implying youre not going to just get butthurt at the next South Slavshit and demand genocide for them

balkanhistoryinoneshitpost.jpg

Beating Muslim Gypsys , smashing migrants arms , and legs. I have not killed anyone because I would end up in jail :/

Jesus Christ are you still edgy about WWI? Just take Macedonia already and be done with it, we dont need it.

They invented you after giving up on trying to make you serbians.

Serbians that talk funny.

>Russian proxy state
>Been sucking EU/NATO/US dick since 2000

I wish you were right my dude. I can only wish.

not OP, but can give honest opinion.
And im being honest, your economy is shit, i dont know much about the Macedonians other than that you are a mix of Serbs and Bulgarians. If i had to deal with the Bulgarians again, i would give you up to them.

>Been sucking EU/NATO/US dick since 2000
more like 91.
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But our economy is better than yours for the average citizen

good sir, im simply asking questions because I want to know more about the area and its history. Truth be told I do not know enough to know for sure who the land does or does not belong to. but saying its yours without more explanation and calling me a fool for wanting more substance says more about the situation(figuratively) than youve said so far. I understand that the balkan countries are very nationalistic, how do they uphold such high ideas of themselves while simultaneously living a life of degeneracy that you describe?

We are making progress now.

Highly doubt it, let me ask you, what is your average paycheck? how much % of your population is unemployed? how much do you get taxed?
dunno who would win, but just not worth the blood

holy shit I hate serbs, serbia and serbian streets.
why are you so fitlhy slavs?

good to hear mate :) comfy thread you have btw

Macedonians are bro-tier, but you fucked us over knowing full well that the same thing is so close to happening to you. Not cool.
Giving up on a part of your sovereign territory is setting a dangerous precedent, both domestically and internationally. Because Kosovo was taken as it was, you now have South Ossetia/Abkhasia, DNR/LNR, and who knows how many other potential break-away regions around the world.

In its current state, returning Kosovo under Serbian rule would be a mistake of massive proportions. However, in 50-100 years from now, some avenues of approach might open up.
Only ones you can thank for still breathing air right now is pussified brass of JNA at the time. Remember that and sing Danke Deutchland one more time.
Situation is that Bosnians are fed up with not having any real sovereignty. Ethnic tensions are on the rise, especially since RS is the only functional part of that frankenstein state. So shit on fire by 2020 isn;t so far fetched

Red Star or Partizan?

Kakve veze ova ustaska kurva ima s bilo cim?

have you been to Serbia, if so in what city/town/village?

Ignorance my dear friend , ignorance.
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Also It's 1:43AM , but I guess you could Google it , and find out for yourself.

Jebi zvezda AJMO PARTIZAN

...

why don't you invite him to check out your top tourist destination?

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pa OP je rekao da su pusili NATO kurac od 2000. Ja samo pokazujem da su pusili oni njihov kurac jos 9 godina ranije

does it really matter which shithole I've visited?
the only thing serbia has is belgrade, the rest ist just 18th century farmer towns
its not just you, its the whole yugoslavia I can not stand

It is a work in progress. You know being under sanctions then bombed , and having corrupt leaders up until now really does wonders.

How about Kosovo, I heard it's going through some economic crisis

been there, not really as attractive as it sounds, i mean sure it has a HUGE historical value, but its just a bunch of cracked skulls cemented in a wall.

Official unemployment is 23% but you have to take into consideration that there are plenty of unregistered workers, so it's around 18-15%.

Average salary is 350euros.. What i meant earlier is that we've got less poor population.

Most of Macedonians see you as brotier too. How did we fuck you up?

of course i could you simple gentile but when will I have a chance to get the perspective of someone like you again?

I appreciate the thoughtful answer. Do these avenues of approach include genocide? because I dont see them or other nations leaving just bc you say so. I also doubt in 50-100 years anyone from serbia or kosovo will give enough of a fuck to do anyting. the dust has settled friend

Mislim da je pricao o meni jebem ti majku slepu.

>based Serb

Oh ffs....I can't be bothered xD But I will try to find a article that is as close to what I think about it >.> Really is a pain in the ass to write 500+ pages on that topic.

Fair, I think I get the gist of what youre saying anyways. What do you think is a good contribution of your people to the international world? do you like anything(hard mode: cant say nature, seeing them dead) about the countries that used to be former yugo and their peoples? i.e. do you think they have any redeeming qualities

Fuck this sums it up. wikiwand.com/en/Kosovo_Serbs#/Modern_history
But mainly because we were the first who've built towns , and churches(wikiwand.com/en/List_of_Serbian_Orthodox_monasteries#/Kosovo_and_Metohija) on that region , and have defended it from invaders.

Belgrade is a shithole, ill give you that. The city looks like a communist block, just a bit more colorful, and the people there are not the same as the rest of the Serbs, they are more rude, savage, and more tend to crime. Belgrade

Why are you guys so proud of your country, even though you or your parents betrayed your own country and left like niggers to leech money from some other nation ?

Under "Kosovar" government. No shit it is. The Americans are draining its resources and hold most of larger institutions and companies.

>Tesla
>Offered assistance in WW1 , and WW2
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Mine did not. And many of those who have left are Leftist cucks.

And Nis or Pirot aren't shitholes?
Hell even your supposedly nice part Novi Sad looks like war is still going on.

eh, moja greska, mislio sam da pokazuje na onu ustasu

what part of "vassal" dont you understand?

Your country is fucked m8, better being poor in europe atm because rapefugees get no gibs there while germany and sweden are being flooded because of your wealth.

Are you a turkish rape baby, or a real western european?

im from Novi Sad, dont know what you are talking about. Also been to Nis like 4 years ago, beautiful city, have no idea what you are talking about. Dont know about Pirot tho

OP je rekao da smo mi proxy ruska drzava, pa sam mu dao do znanja da su izdajnici ovde na vlasti od 2000 godine. Deder natakni te cvikere pa procitaj opet.
> How did we fuck you up?
Allowing NATO to operate from Macedonia, and then recognizing Kosovo. Shit move my dude.
North of Kosovo is still dominantly Serbian. If the government forms a long term plan to handle the situation, we can retake the province the same way we lost it - by making more kids then them and spreading all over the place.

We are Balkan/Eastern Europe.
Also how is Swedistan these days?

neither, a descedant from a mix of celts, goths and slavs.

Know what's funny? We suffered Ottoman rule because we were defeated in battle and then conquered. You are going to experience the same shit Serbia did in medieval times, only invited them with open hands. So tell me, who's retarded here?

yeah, nah, were getting a white bridge again in novi sad
sofija, on the other hand... and ive been to mezdra, jesus looks like india

Mini New Delhi

Probably the most cuck'd nation in all Europe
Apparently the most common surename there is "Cuckovic"

loled
there is a variation thats even more hilarious: čučković-croucherich

Do you think we had/have any other options, do you think nato/usa would stay indifferent if we said to them to go away ? do you know what kind of weapons we had back than?

With Kosovo, yeah i agree, it was retarded move by our politicians, although we as people dont support that decision, but let's not forget to mention that your politicians arent much nicer and cheekier than ours.

Not surprisingly our poorest region(and with most gypos) is the one bordering you. Think it's pretty much the same on your side right?

>serbs actually think they'll get Kosovo again

You will never get it. Kosovo is like 95% Albanian and like 2-3% Turkish. Albanian politicians are experts at assimilating populations and all the Serbs there will be gone or Albanized within a generation.

Serbs should be happy that their state is even as large as it is. You brainwashed "Macedonians" into thinking they're not Bulgarians/Albanians and now there's a new Balkan state that's not Albanian/Bulgarian territory. You managed to get Vojvodina a while ago which was a nice political move. If you guys get lucky you may even get RS in the future. If Serbs weren't genetically predisposed to sucking Russian cock you might have even had a chance to get Montenegro before it becomes a full on Russian tourist colony.

not really no, south is the poorest here, bordering Kosovo, due to all the Albos. That part bordering Bulgaria really aint that bad.

Serbs don't believe we're a Russian proxy. But if someone shills for EU, he's the fucking devil. Too bad we didn't have the same luck the rest of eastern Europe had to feel the warm Russian love.

>if the government

spot on

except for Montenegro. They cut ties with Russia, but who knows, all can happen, the opposition is pro Russian, and almost won the elections...

>celts, goths and slavs
You sure about that homie? Almost a quarter of your population has haplogroup E3b (North African) ?

The only european country with a bigger E3b population than Serbia is Greece, which might explain why they love Serbia so much. Maybe it is that african brotherhood? Lol.

i kinda see it that way aswell: we got vojvodina the same way albos got kosovo.
tits for tats i guess?

what a devastating fact...

fair point made

Almost a quarter of your population is getting raped by haplogroup E3b

now, now, hush, hush and be good
dont rub it in the poor guys face

Another day, another serbian thread..

kako smo ruski satelit?
meni uopšte nije jasno kakvu mi politiku vodimo? koji je ovo kurac? pro evropa, pro putin ili smo samo generalno pro blajvanje ma čijeg kurca?

this is Sup Forums, you are free to make a Croatian thread yourself.

how can serbkeks compete

How did you ended up with the current gubment?