How do I get a grill like Ivanka?
How do I get a grill like Ivanka?
Zachary Murphy
Xavier Ortiz
Kidnap and rape.
Mason Ramirez
>be not brown
Eli Rivera
it's not rape if I'm in love with her
Daniel Nelson
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
Anti-life equation.
loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth
÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding
× guilt × shame × failure
× judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side
Lincoln Brooks
Get off Sup Forums.
Exercise daily.
Make at least seven figures a year.
Educate yourself across a spectrum of subjects.
Be able to be very sociable/likable.
Brayden Phillips
Surgery
Julian Gomez
Find ugly girl pay for plastic surgery
Eli Wilson
Be Jewish
Nicholas Jenkins
Right before I posted it, fuck you
Chase Peterson
what the fuck is that penguin and does it make rice
Owen Stewart
Step 1: be 100% pure Ashkenazi
Asher Price
You don't.
John Reed
HOLY SHIT THAT NOSE IS STRAIGHT UP MEME NOSE OF THE FRIENDLY MERCHANT.
Curb
Isaiah Allen
...
Robert Garcia
>Trump Jr
Married to a jew
>Eric Trump
Married to a jew
>Ivanka Trump
Married to a jew
Hmmmmmm really makes you think
Chase Fisher
Mail order
Easton Scott
> girl
hate to break it to you op
Evan Miller
forgot the rich part
Sebastian Turner
start using toothpaste
Aaron Myers
do I really need to stop browsing Sup Forums?
John Allen
Easily the most plausible path.
Colton Foster
ace hardware
Camden Turner
you cant
Mexicans cant compete with the BBC, gringos would prefer their women to suck black america dick over spics
you have to settle down with latinas
sorry to break your dreams