The Internet Happening Machine

I.D. closest to "kek" decides the next happening, Choose wisely you don't get a second chance.

Pizzagate expose

International Pogroms

Good, nothing was wasted.

>LETE

Meteor hits OP's house

Jew york city synagogue

second holocaust

EMDrive confirmed real and practical

Donald Trump is revealed to be a female-to-male transgender.

Boots on the ground in Syria

Clinton Dead 2017

Oy vey not today Goyim

Bloodless worldwide perfect communist revoultion right now.

Russia usa alliance to wipe out china

civil war on mexico

Leaked footage of all current living presidents having a gay sex orgy

HRC suffers a violent death.

US-EU war

World peace

Waifu era begins

WW3
nuclear war and almost global extinction

4th Reich Now

We nuke Mecca

First holocaust.

>Ke2
You are close.

i fart

China vs usa

>Ke2
You were so close user

Japan abolishes Article 9 and remilitarises.

Trump president for life

Merkel dies

Ay Lmaos

I say this is a winner.

The Israeli Mossad directs a massive attack on american soil and blames it on Russia

For now it is.

Meryl Streep dies

all niggers die

muslim ban

France habening

alien invasion. global psychic attack. only the strong willed survive

i get a gf

Every white planet on earth finally falls and is consumed and replaced by non-whites.

world war 3

Consitutional crisis in the commonwealth nations upon the death of the queen on April 18 2017

>Ke2
fuck

Trump nukes Canada and Mexico

we glass canada off the face of the earth

America becomes a Canadian province.

A famous liberal will say something so idiotic on live TV that millions start getting redpilled.

>EK
w e w

Revival of Sup Forums Tay A.I. bot

Anime becomes real.

We start gasing the jews again

>EK

ww3 against russia, sadly. i hope (((they))) don't do this.

So far

israel annexes the world

Antarctica happenings, ayy lmao technology revealed by world powers

People accept the truth about the holocaust

Ww3 and middle east nuked

There will be a shitpost, from Canada.

Feminism becomes terrorist group

World piece

Mudshits bomb the Eiffel Tower

Holocaust 2.0 with SJWs/art school students

Race war

Niggers fight back the kikes

On the 27th a group of 6 "tanned Germans" will murder 169 people in Berlin.

>JoO
>4U

Trump will be impeached within a year.

9/11 will be blown open by trumps admin and it will be revealed there were no planes whatsoever. The planes were a psy op. It was just bombs.

4th Reich

Trump conquers Canada

RANGE BAN ALL LEAFS

CHECK EM

Yellowstone erupts

...

Ron Paul fixes our country

>KeH
hmm

>9Judlhea
>Judea
>Jude

GET OUT

>tfw kekkining

I will get a gf

Life continues blandly. Poltards disappointed that there is no race war. Trump is fairly bland President. Liberal media admits after six years that he has been pretty okay. Immigration stable. Terror attacks fairly low.

World keeps spinning for about 75 years until an asteroid is discovered closing in on earth. Humans were too stupid to spend time on asteroid destruction. Seal our own fate.

Anime becomes real, every polack gets a Jojo stand, and WW3 happens

Trudeau elected world leader. Feminism becomes mandatory. Love and peace take order!

>k_k
close enough

Day of the rake happens tmrw

Tomorrow, the world will be revealed that Clinton is a fraud, along with her foundation

Everything except the asteroid strikes in ten years. They know about it now. NASA reduces its size but mass casualties unavoidable

New global pandemic kills half the world

My true powers are revealed

Hillary perp walk

Race war begins tomorrow

Day of the Rake, now.

Race war. Negroids shipped back to Africa. Praise kek.

Conspiracy theories revealed

OP is a faggot that needs to stop making these threads

I will lose weight and someone will fuck me

Who gotemmm?

Wikileaks releases 660,000 Weiner emails