I'm 19 years old

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense. My name is Benjamin Philip Myers.

kys

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Shouldn't have built yourself up like this, namefag.

>handsome

Both your fathers are alive?

But you are posting on Sup Forums...

Nice blog post

this is my favorite copypasta thanks for bringing it back

What's your point of this thread? Also, what is your generation like?

Sage its a copypasta

>I have no regrets.

but are you white?

can you speak any hebrew?

/Thread

Fuck off normie

I see my post has "triggered", as you people would say, some of you.

A shame. It's only human nature to be jealous of superiority.

More like transgender pankin demiqueer, at least I come to that conclusion after a brief look at xers picture.

Give me your gf's #.
Grieving is a huge turn on.

Post some snippets from your kitschy little novel, kike, let's have a look.

>I will live a good life at your expense. My name is Benjamin Philip Myers.
Why will it be at my expense?

I am not someone to be trifled with.

Where did you get this?! Delete it now, or else

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

>I put my full name and image on Sup Forums
>Surely I'll never be doxxed

I'll call the cops if you don't stop

>hello police, the hacker known as forchin found my photos after I posted my name and face online
Retard

Please stop.

get that mole removed

You a coal burner, phil boy? You breeding down?

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GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

Alright guys, it was funny st first, now tat you've gotten your laugh, knock it off

Anyone got his email? We could spam it with cheese pizza. Can you upload files to linkedin?

This took a turn

Lol no

wtf no blue eyes blonde hair? you're not white therefore american

Why do you have child pornography on your computer?

I dont

I'm 18 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a two novels that are in their final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first drafts and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and open minded to any and all fantasies of mine. She is also a Syrian refugee from Afghanistan. I also have an exceptional relationship with her sons.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health. Both have completed high education and never spent a minute slaving away at manual labor.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises that shook me at my core, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp critical thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense. I am a true liberal canadian in the purest form.

Please don't, I'm looking to go into law and I don't want this problem

get this /lit/ pasta out of here you hothead

Now you're just asking for it

I'm begging you. I'm almost done with my criminal justice degree, please.

you might want to add some sage to this stale pasta

Get down on your knees and tell us you love rich chocolaty African dick, and maybe we'll reconsider

You sure are not so smart to post your name in the internet.

not sure if very good shitposting or actually retarded

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