I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense. My name is Benjamin Philip Myers.
Jaxon Torres
kys
Cooper Davis
...
Dylan Rodriguez
Shouldn't have built yourself up like this, namefag.
Asher Richardson
>handsome
Alexander Gonzalez
Both your fathers are alive?
Samuel Moore
But you are posting on Sup Forums...
Charles Torres
Nice blog post
Eli Rivera
this is my favorite copypasta thanks for bringing it back
Blake Perry
What's your point of this thread? Also, what is your generation like?
Charles Ward
Sage its a copypasta
Tyler Davis
>I have no regrets.
Ryan Williams
but are you white?
Jayden Howard
can you speak any hebrew?
Ryan Hernandez
/Thread
Carson Stewart
Fuck off normie
Kayden Collins
I see my post has "triggered", as you people would say, some of you.
A shame. It's only human nature to be jealous of superiority.
Juan Mitchell
More like transgender pankin demiqueer, at least I come to that conclusion after a brief look at xers picture.
Brayden Collins
Give me your gf's #. Grieving is a huge turn on.
Adam Ortiz
Post some snippets from your kitschy little novel, kike, let's have a look.
Grayson Peterson
>I will live a good life at your expense. My name is Benjamin Philip Myers. Why will it be at my expense?
Angel Mitchell
I am not someone to be trifled with.
Angel Brooks
Where did you get this?! Delete it now, or else
Isaac Phillips
If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.
Hunter Gomez
>I put my full name and image on Sup Forums >Surely I'll never be doxxed
Julian Bailey
I'll call the cops if you don't stop
Easton Parker
>hello police, the hacker known as forchin found my photos after I posted my name and face online Retard
William Torres
Please stop.
Colton Foster
get that mole removed
Thomas Barnes
You a coal burner, phil boy? You breeding down?
Ryan Evans
...
Xavier Young
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
Caleb Martin
Alright guys, it was funny st first, now tat you've gotten your laugh, knock it off
Eli Nelson
Anyone got his email? We could spam it with cheese pizza. Can you upload files to linkedin?
Nathan Sanchez
This took a turn
Leo Nelson
Lol no
Isaiah Gray
wtf no blue eyes blonde hair? you're not white therefore american
Angel Sanchez
Why do you have child pornography on your computer?
Jeremiah Myers
I dont
Benjamin Hughes
I'm 18 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a two novels that are in their final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first drafts and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and open minded to any and all fantasies of mine. She is also a Syrian refugee from Afghanistan. I also have an exceptional relationship with her sons.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health. Both have completed high education and never spent a minute slaving away at manual labor.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises that shook me at my core, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp critical thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense. I am a true liberal canadian in the purest form.
Hudson Hughes
Please don't, I'm looking to go into law and I don't want this problem
Kayden Martin
get this /lit/ pasta out of here you hothead
Ethan Cruz
Now you're just asking for it
Angel Garcia
I'm begging you. I'm almost done with my criminal justice degree, please.
Kayden Brown
you might want to add some sage to this stale pasta
Adam Howard
Get down on your knees and tell us you love rich chocolaty African dick, and maybe we'll reconsider
Joseph Sullivan
You sure are not so smart to post your name in the internet.
Julian Jones
not sure if very good shitposting or actually retarded